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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Stakeout (S02E02)

""Bye"? What?"
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"For you, that's basically walking up to him"
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"and jamming your tongue down his throat."
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"Shut up."
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"Yes, Gina, that's enough."
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"Too far."
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"But let me just add one little thing off topic."
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"Wow."
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"That sleep apnea mask is something else, huh?"
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"I got to say,"
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"And since she took up residence on my face,"
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"I sleep like a baby."
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"Well, while you slept,"
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"I call him "the beach umbrella" because he looks so shady."
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"Hey, this is a kind of weird request,"
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"but would you maybe mind chewing your nortfluskers"
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"with your mouth closed?"
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"so it's kind of like wine tasting."
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"And I hear you, buddy."
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"so maybe just while we're together,"
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"you could keep the old chewer shut?"
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"What's gross about pancakes with butter and maple syrup?"
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"Now you're just eating butter with syrup on it."
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"Yeah, I cut out the carbs."
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"This is me being healthy."
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"Great. I love that plan."
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"Wait! That's alone zones."
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"We're great. Eat your butter-syrup."
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"Yeah, keep that chew hole open."
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"I can't even remember the original lyrics anymore."
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"Hmm."
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"Black SUV, female driver."
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"She's wearing a lot of drab colors,"
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"Hey, listen, about our alone zone close call..."
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"We're not gonna start fighting. We never fight."
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"But just to be safe, we could write down"
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"some of each other's annoying behaviors"
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"that we want to be off-limits, you know?"
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"Okay, so here's what I've got for you."
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"No eating with your mouth open."
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"We knew that."
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"no ballroom dancing, no bird calls, and no male kegels."
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"Can I do my kegels secretly? Watch this."
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"You'll never know I'm doing them."
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"What? Come on."
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"So you just want me to talk about the fourth one?"
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"There's a fourth one? Charles!"
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"No judging me for not knowing the Die Hards."
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"No eating mayonnaise straight from the jar,"
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"Have a seat, Diaz."
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"You remember my nephew Marcus? The 31-year-old?"
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"I'm told him I'm not a third-grade girl"
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"with pigtails passing love notes."
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"Yeah, it's so immature."
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"Precisely. It's embarrassing."
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"Agreed."
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"I am single."
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"Oh."
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"But if Marcus wants my number, he can ask me for it."
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"But who will tell him that?"
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"Did you read Terry's book about us?"
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"No. He said not to read it."
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"Okay, fine, I read it."
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"She just lets all the forest folk"
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"take her magic moose wishes."
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"Is that how people see us?"
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"and start eating it."
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"Classic cricket move."
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"Hey, can I just scootch in there to the coffee?"
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"Perfect name for a porta-potty company."
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"As soon as we get out of here,"
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"I am taking that straight to shark tank."
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"How great is this no-no list?"
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"We're gonna make out with this stakeout."
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"Mm."
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"Hey, bud, is rhyming on your no-no list?"
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"Cool, cool."
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"Yeah, yeah. But it's different."
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"It's different."
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"I'm just gonna add it."
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"Oh, so we can add things now?"
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"Yeah, why not, right?"
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"I mean, we got the time, and we got the ink."
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"Everything but the kitchen sink."
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"What did I just say?"
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"Sure, sure, sure. Cool, cool, cool..."
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"Good. To the window."
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"Get back in the window."
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"What is happening?"
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"I got to do this or the bullet holes in my butt stiffen up."
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"No talking about your butt holes."
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"No yoga."
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"No letting it mellow."
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"No licking fingers before turning pages."
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"No tea ceremonies."
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"No parkour."
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"No unrequested lullaby."
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"No lady-style towels."
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"We're here for eight days, Jake."
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"I don't care. It's on the list."
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"Well, I hope you like nostril bush."
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"No more talking at all."
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"Hey, Captain."
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"How's the operation going?"
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""The beach umbrella"?"
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"Bisko's lieutenant who runs the drop site."
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"I'm glad you're amusing yourselves."
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"People thought you'd be at each other's throats by now."
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"What? Nuh-uh-uh!"
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"No sassy "nuh-uh-uhs.""
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"Uh, nothing."
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"I just said we don't need a relief team."
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"Right. So great."
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"Good. See you in a couple of days."
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"Okay, sounds good. Okay, bye."
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"Hold the door."
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"No, no, no, Amy."
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"We need to be the change we want to see in the elevator."
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"Door close. Door close. Door open. Door open."
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"What is going on with you two?"
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