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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Stakeout (S02E02)

"No, I would've put it on the floor"
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"and let him roll around in it."
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"You need to find Bisko."
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"who would rather not."
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"I'm speaking to you as a friend, not a Captain."
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"And as your friend, I have this brassiere"
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"And you're great,"
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"Let's never talk about anything."
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"Maybe she's seen something."
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"I'll cut him off at the back."
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"Thanks for having my back."
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"I've always got your back."
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"Right?"
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"We're brothers."
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"Look, brothers fight, but at the end of the day,"
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"My brother had sex with my wife,"
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"Just be arrested, man."
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"Good morning, Diaz, Peralta."
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"I'm happy."
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"Our drug task force was a success,"
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"and today, I get to watch my Nemesis, Madeline Wuntch,"
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"Also, we cleaned up the streets."
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"when she puts the medal on."
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""Wuntch-time is over.""
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"Yes, devastating burn, sir."
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"But you know what would really show her"
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"is if you said nothing at all."
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"Oh, interesting. Interesting."
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"Let Madeline know she's not even worth"
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"Trust me. Turn the other cheek."
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"Which I recently learned is about faces and not butts,"
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"Yes."
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"That shouldn't be hard, given that"
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"For meritorious service, the NYPD bestows this award"
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"Raymond Holt."
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"Raymond. Madeline."
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"Thank you for this honor, deputy chief."
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"Oh. Okay."
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"You're welcome."
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"Boom! Did it!"
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"Had it both ways."
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"No regrets."
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"We have intel on a drop house used by Alexei Bisko,"
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"Oh, he should be psyched."
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"to drop off money and pick up weapons."
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"We need a couple of teams to do long-term stakeouts."
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"I'm out."
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"What about that time we drove out to Boston together?"
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"That was about four hours."
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"We can go in as exterminators,"
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"Okay, that's one team."
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"Who wants to relieve them?"
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"If extraction is a risk,"
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"the two of us can do the full eight days."
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"A Hanukkah miracle."
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"I did a six-day stakeout once."
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"Did not go well."
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"was cheering him on at his roller boogie competition."
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"It won't be a stakeout, it'll be a stake-cation."
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"♪ Stake me out tonight ♪"
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"That concludes this meeting."
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"None of your business."
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""None of your business"?"
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"The most enticing words a person can say."
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"until there are no secrets between us."
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"I'm making my twins a picture book for their birthday."
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"It's called june bug Adventure girls."
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"Whoa, this one looks just like you, Gina."
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"She is straight-up gorgeous."
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"And this one's definitely you."
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"Look how masculine the clothes are."
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"It's a suit of armor."
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"Pantsuit of armor."
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"The drawings look like you two,"
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"Tiny squirrel is Charles, the walrus is Captain Holt,"
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"and the hippo with heads on both ends,"
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"How do they defecate?"
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"It's a kid's book, Santiago!"
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"This is why I didn't want to show it to people."
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"Oh."
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"No, man."
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"This is real life."
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"I rolled you in on the cart."
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"Boo!"
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"Terry sucks! Terry sucks!"
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"Terry's great. Terry's great."
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"Where do you want the food?"
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"And does braided herring"
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"and jellied starfish count as food?"
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"Listen up."
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"If you start getting on each other's nerves,"
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"We call it "alone zones.""
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"All due respect, sarge, but we don't need "alone zones.""
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"How do we feel about scone zones?"
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"I feel great about it."
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"We have a bathroom pet."
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"His name is Horace, and he's either a small rat"
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"or a large cockroach, and he's either sleeping or dead."
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"Eight hours I sleep, you watch;"
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"Listen."
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"♪ I don't want to let you go till we catch the guy ♪"
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"I love it."
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"All right, we got binocs,"
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"Mini-basketball."
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"Oh, my God, I love that."
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"Tiny ball, problem solved."
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"Oop me."
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"Ready? Ooping. One, two, three!"
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"Did that look as cool as it felt?"
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"How cool did it feel?"
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"Mm."
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"He's new in town."
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"He's staying with me until he finds a place."
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"He is 31."
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"You're a terrible hype-man."
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"And you must be Gina."
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"Scully and Hitchcock."
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"Let everybody get back to work."
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"Bye."
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"Holy Moses."
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