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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Stakeout (S02E02)

"Captain. You're smiling."
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"Yeah, sure. That's good too."
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"So I've been planning how to zing Madeline"
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"I have the perfect line."
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"but works either way."
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"Madeline's not technically a person."
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"You won."
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"Wuntch-time is over."
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"His soldiers use the site"
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"Four hours is the most"
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"I've ever spent alone with any human."
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"It was the worst experience of my life."
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"Oh, I see what just happened."
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"The only decent vantage is this condemned hotel"
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"Boyle and I are in."
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"Well, that's not gonna be a problem for us."
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"The only time I ever yelled at Charles"
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"We never fight."
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"Fine."
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"The whole squad's in here."
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"that's Hitchcock and Scully."
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"This is a real small room."
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"do what I do with my babies:"
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"Go to separate corners."
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"No, we do not."
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"But let me ask you a question."
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"Sarge?"
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"Boo! Boo!"
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"Great news, my friend."
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"Here's the schedule:"
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"Eight hours both on watch;"
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"I made the perfect ringtone."
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"My whole problem with basketball was big ball, tiny hands."
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"Everyone, this is my nephew Marcus."
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"I heard a lot about everyone."
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"Hey, well, I just came to get the keys from my uncle Ray."
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"Nice meeting you. Pleasure."
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"You're right. Sorry."
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"♪ Stake me out tonight ♪"
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"♪ I don't want to let you go till we catch this guy ♪"
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"ever since I got her... Her?"
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"She touches my lips, Jake."
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"She's a her."
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"Okay."
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"I got the plates and the driver's face."
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"Oh."
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"I have a new eating method."
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"I realized that open mouths oxygenate the food,"
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"I really do."
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"It's just... It's pretty gross,"
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"You've completely abandoned the pancake part."
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"Okay, well, maybe we just eat in separate corners of the room."
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"We don't need alone zones."
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"It's a shift. Love this song."
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"so we'll call her Mrs. peacock."
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"God, how did humans get it so backwards?"
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"We may never know. Mm-hmm."
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"Oh, that... It's not a big deal."
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"All right, give me my no-no's."
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"Or Die Hard two or Die Hard three."
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"All right, fine. What else? Okay."
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"Jake, this no-no list, it's a slam dunk."
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"He asked me to ask you if you are single."
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"My character, cricket, is such a pushover."
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"Well, june bug is a stone-cold bitch."
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"She told all the baby platy-pups they had weird feet."
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"And I let you."
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"And apologized."
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"You can scootch your ass back in line."
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"My coffee needs are just as important as yours."
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"Terry, I try not to judge people, so I wouldn't know."
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"Maybe I should go check on little Amy"
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"and give her the greatest gift of all..."
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"Come on."
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"The drop house."
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"No pull-ups."
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"No sister act."
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"Hey. No nose hair trimming."
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"Nostril bush?"
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"That was talking."
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"Okay, fine. In three, two, one."
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"No talking. Zip it."
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"Great, the beach umbrella has had nonstop visitors."
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"We came up with fun little nicknames for everyone."
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"What was that?"
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"Bye-bye now. Bye. I love you."
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"Sorry, sarge."
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"Maybe if you did more cardio"
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"and less weights, you'd move faster."
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"Uh-uh. Door open. Door open."
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"Time for an emergency stop and talk."
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"You want to know what's going on?"
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"We read your book."
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"I'm a natural, beautiful presence."
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"but if you're bringing something more to my book,"
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"Now we all got to sit in it."
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"You're up early."
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"Marcus. And cheddar."
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"Uh, would you care to join us?"
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"Detective Diaz."
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"Well, Detective Rosa Diaz has left."
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"The only food left in the whole room"
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"Well, I guess so, since words came out of my mouth"
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"It's on the list."
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"and being "Garfeldian" is the only reason we don't fight."
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"Uh-oh."
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"Well, the operation is blown."
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"♪ Stake me out tonight ♪"
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"Okay."
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"Then we're done."
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"Yeah, then we're done."
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"Well, well, well."
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"What do you want to do tonight?"
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"Are those separate options,"
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"or does she live at the strip club?"
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"You want to know, you got to go."
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"Peralta, thanks to your basketball mishap,"
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"We told you eight days was too long for a stakeout."
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"With all due respect, sir, it wasn't the amount of time."
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"It's who I was stuck there with."
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