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Clips from Community - Basic RV Repair and Palmistry (S06E06)

A hand has two functions, to grip and to release.

"A hand has two functions, to grip and to release."

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But without both of these powers, it is useless.

"But without both of these powers, it is useless."

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Like newborn infants, we grab what comes near us, hoping to control it,

"Like newborn infants, we grab what comes near us, hoping to control it,"

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taste it, jam it into another child's eye.

"taste it, jam it into another child's eye."

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But, the time we spend in control of our world,

"But, the time we spend in control of our world,"

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is the time we spend letting go of others.

"is the time we spend letting go of others."

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Ideas, stories, pride, girls in soft sweaters, video games,

"Ideas, stories, pride, girls in soft sweaters, video games,"

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buttered noodles, grip one for too long and you lose so

"buttered noodles, grip one for too long and you lose so"

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much that you've never held.

"much that you've never held."

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To increase our mastery over the power to hold on.

"To increase our mastery over the power to hold on."

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Sorry.

"Sorry."

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Dummy.

"Dummy."

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Took you long enough.

"Took you long enough."

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I'd be lying if I said I didn't poop.

"I'd be lying if I said I didn't poop."

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Could you lie then?

"Could you lie then?"

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Sure I can.

"Sure I can."

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Sure I can.

"Sure I can."

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I slapped a man.

"I slapped a man."

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I am calling to confirm that you have the correct address?

"I am calling to confirm that you have the correct address?"

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We live at the end of a long driveway which often gets

"We live at the end of a long driveway which often gets"

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confused with a road.

"confused with a road."

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Anyway, it's been many hours since our scheduled appointment time.

"Anyway, it's been many hours since our scheduled appointment time."

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Again, it's Blake with a B, the purchaser of the giant hand.

"Again, it's Blake with a B, the purchaser of the giant hand."

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Bye.

"Bye."

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They're not

"They're not"

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coming, are they?

"coming, are they?"

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I don't know, Karen.

"I don't know, Karen."

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I left a message.

"I left a message."

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What are you gonna do with?

"What are you gonna do with?"

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What am I gonna do with the giant watch?

"What am I gonna do with the giant watch?"

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I don't know.

"I don't know."

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I, I don't plan for failure.

"I, I don't plan for failure."

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Have you tried planning for success?

"Have you tried planning for success?"

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Does everything you do to this family have.

"Does everything you do to this family have."

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No.

"No."

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Finish your thought.

"Finish your thought."

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Finish your thought.

"Finish your thought."

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Does everything have to do with me,

"Does everything have to do with me,"

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purchasing oversize items on the Internet.

"purchasing oversize items on the Internet."

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But, that's not what this is really about, is it?

"But, that's not what this is really about, is it?"

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It's not about a giant hand, or a giant watch.

"It's not about a giant hand, or a giant watch."

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It's about a normal sized son.

"It's about a normal sized son."

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Who disappeared and it's all my fault, because I gave him a giant kite!

"Who disappeared and it's all my fault, because I gave him a giant kite!"

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Yes, how could you not make that connection?

"Yes, how could you not make that connection?"

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Why do you continue to buy giant size versions of everyday objects,

"Why do you continue to buy giant size versions of everyday objects,"

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when they are the reason our son is - Disappeared!

"when they are the reason our son is - Disappeared!"

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Disappeared.

"Disappeared."

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They never found his body on the ground,

"They never found his body on the ground,"

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Oh, really?

"Oh, really?"

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So then why the watch?

"So then why the watch?"

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I'm gonna walk the dog, and eventually leave you.

"I'm gonna walk the dog, and eventually leave you."

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I'll put the watch in the garage.

"I'll put the watch in the garage."

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And probably stop showering.

"And probably stop showering."

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Okay.

"Okay."

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We got no complaints.

"We got no complaints."

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Oh, great.

"Oh, great."

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The fiberglass will preserve body heat.

"The fiberglass will preserve body heat."

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You have to be lying.

"You have to be lying."

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I kinda hate you.

"I kinda hate you."

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which proves he's still up there waiting.

"which proves he's still up there waiting."

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There, that should do it.

"There, that should do it."

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Please don't.

"Please don't."

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All in favor?

"All in favor?"

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I'm not sorry.

"I'm not sorry."

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Aah!

"Aah!"

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All of this weight.

"All of this weight."

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Meeting adjourned.

"Meeting adjourned."

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Please hold.

"Please hold."

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Yep, here it is, Armed Forces Day, huh.

"Yep, here it is, Armed Forces Day, huh."

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Perhaps you recall earlier when it seemed as though we drove through

"Perhaps you recall earlier when it seemed as though we drove through"

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You're all right Frankie.

"You're all right Frankie."

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You know what, Annie - Aah!

"You know what, Annie - Aah!"

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