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Clips from 2 Broke Girls - And the Wrecking Ball (S05E05)

"in here."
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"He just keeps pushing his stupid"
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"Ye Olde Williamsburg Watering Hole."
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"Until ten years from now when you're still single."
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"Hey, everybody!"
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"Well, it happened."
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"No, I'm pretty sure that happened"
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"My biggest dream has come true."
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"Okay, my second biggest dream."
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"I'm pregnant."
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"after they'd had the chicken Parmesan here."
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"It's not official. I haven't peed on a stick yet,"
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"but my boobs are really, really sore."
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"That could be my handy-work, baby."
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"Well, we're about to find out in a minute"
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"Sophie, the phrase is "race horse.""
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"Uh, not in Poland."
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"See, I got a whole bunch of these things"
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"'cause, uh, my aim isn't very good."
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"Yeah, I have what the doctors call"
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""a forked stream.""
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"Well, whichever of those you don't use, I'll take."
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"It'll be nice not to throw myself"
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"Oh, all right, well."
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"Oh, wait up, Sophie!"
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"Is it even possible for Sophie to have a baby?"
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"Sophie's ageless, like a unicorn"
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"or... Anderson Cooper."
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"where we can complain about that tour guide."
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"Confuse you with a historic Williamsburg"
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"fire hydrant?"
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"Up top!"
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"Um, things have changed."
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"True, if it did, they would have replaced"
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"I say we gotta find him and knock some sense into him."
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"That's the first time Han has ever said that to a woman."
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"All right, can I just come?"
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"That tour guide keeps going on and on"
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"into his mic in front of that bunch of Euro trash."
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"It's like Madonna on tour."
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"Those people should be having desserts at my diner!"
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"they should have come to us."
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"We've got lady fingers so old, they have arthritis."
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"Ooh, okay, here he comes. Get ready!"
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"Oh, who am I kidding? I can't do this!"
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"this is a Nerf bat."
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"Sorry, Caroline, I hope this doesn't affect"
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"our budding friendship/ you never know,"
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"possible romance."
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"Thank God. Those couple of hours were hell."
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"For me too."
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"I didn't recognize you without..."
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"the worst German accent I ever heard."
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"And you are?"
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"Dannon."
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"Like the yogurt?"
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"It's a family name."
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"I personally don't give a crap what you think,"
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"but you bad-mouthing our business"
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"is upsetting my girl here."
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"Look, girls, I'm not just talking about your business."
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"All the businesses on that block are gonna close."
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"Oh, my God."
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"I know."
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"- Morning. - Yeah."
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"I can't believe they're replacing us"
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"That subway psychic told me my business would skyrocket."
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"I guess this also means I won't be a contestant"
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"on "The Voice.""
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"That psychic had food all down her blouse."
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"I'll call them, they're on my speed dial."
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"♪ Pa-boppa boppa-tarts... ♪"
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"You ate my PPTs?"
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"Personal Pop-Tarts."
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"You gave them a cute name?"
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"Of course, I've been dreaming about them my whole life."
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"I can't believe you ate the last of my S'mores Pop-Tarts."
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"with the money I was saving for a Wet n Wild lip liner."
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"Well, we know that's not opportunity knocking."
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"He lost my address when I moved in here."
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"Hi, girls."
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"I'm out of sugar, and can one of you read"
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"my morning pee stick?"
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"and I lost my cheaters and Oleg's not upstairs."
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"So you lost both your cheaters."
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"Yeah, see Max?"
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"That kind of joke is no longer funny"
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"now that we're gonna be parents."
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"So no more that!"
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"It's just not my morning."
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"Caroline, why don't you read it?"
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"Might be nice to here some good news"
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"come out of your sad mouth for a change."
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"Oh, just take it."
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"I'm pretty sure I got the worst of it."
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"Okay, now everybody hold hands and get ready to cry"
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"'cause I feel really, really, really pregnant."
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"It's negative."
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"but maybe you should manage your expectations."
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"Oh, man I really thought I was pregnant."
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"I mean, my period's real late."
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"How late is late?"
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"Well, I don't know."
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"Six months?"
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"A year, tops."
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"Don't be too dead to get my new Pop-Tarts."
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"Exactly how old do you think I am?"
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"Well..."
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"any age, there's no coming back from that."
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"Final offer."
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"Well, I don't know how old she is,"
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"Okay, next, Cathy's Crystal Shop."
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"Present and accounted for, thank the goddess."
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"Garboni Funeral Home?"
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"No thanks, I'm having my head frozen."
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"Oh, and thank you all for coming."
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"Oh, and thank you"
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"for closing the diner tonight for this meeting."
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"Oh, we're not closed."
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"Nope, this is a busy Thursday for us."
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