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Clips from 2 Broke Girls - And the Wrecking Ball (S05E05)

"He's like a roofy with a little flag."
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"established their businesses"
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"after I ate that whole brick of cheese."
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"Soon, docks, shipyards, refineries, mills,"
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"See, made in Williamsburg."
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"And I'm guessing cotton oof-ya, ees good!"
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"Follow me."
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"I saw your toe nails."
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"My other goal was making it to 12."
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"the Pop-Tarts as "my own box," right?"
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"and Time Out New York to say it, but..."
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"that our cupcake business is gonna fail?"
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"Who the hell does that dickweed think he is?"
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"Oh, Max, don't be silly."
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"a couple of years ago."
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"Kentucky Fried Chicken now comes"
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"Oh, no everyone just thinks that"
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"I mean, didn't that window close around the same time"
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"Caroline, I found a city website"
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"Why, what'd he do to you?"
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"I'm kind of all about the Han and me connection"
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"right now."
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"Han, complaining online doesn't work."
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"I'm in."
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"Forget this Ye Olde Williamsburg place."
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"Yeah, if they wanted Ye Olde Desserts,"
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"I'm not a violent person, and full disclosure,"
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"Hi, we need to talk to you."
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"I'm Caroline from Max's Homemade Cupcakes."
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"Oh, yeah, right."
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"You got that, Activia?"
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"with an IMAX."
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"She couldn't predict her mouth opening,"
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"let alone your life."
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"to attend an emergency meeting tonight at the diner."
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"except that medical marijuana store."
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"You know, Joint Custody."
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"Yes, it was me. I stress ate them."
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"Fine, I'll go out and buy you another box"
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"- Well, I mean, at your age... - Oh, careful now."
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"If you open your mouth and say an age,"
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"How old?"
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"Oh."
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"Thanks for coming."
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"Bedford Methadone and Drug Clinic?"
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"We'll just wait for one more business to arrive"
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"Yeah, we're Smiley Time Daycare."
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"is each other."
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"There isn't enough money in the world"
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"- Han, I don't... - Wait, they want to buy us out?"
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"Dollars? I could live in India."
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"Yeah, we're a family."
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"when it comes to most things really,"
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"'cause yes."
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"Do you think our business dream"
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"Yeah, because you're too busy sprechen the cupcakes."
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"stall them. Fill time."
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"since 1989."
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"of his brief affair with comedian Nipsy Russell's wife."
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"If there are no other witnesses..."
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"I can't. The judge knows me"
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"Well, if there are no further witnesses..."
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"Carmella, we just lost our lunch table."
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"Your Honor, this gentlemen is an expert"
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"First say it."
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"Well, that qualifies as a landmark."
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"How do you like that, Max?"
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"These cute little fishies from the fish market"
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"saved our business and the diner."
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"Yeah, that's more like it."
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"we would have forced Han to give us and quit?"
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"It is. It's my PPT."
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"Well, girls, it's official."
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"We won!"
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"Max, the guy is coming right now."
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"That's the first time anyone's ever been polite enough to announce that to me."
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"Yeah, hilarious, sex is messy."
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"Now hurry!"
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"Let's get these cupcakes to the window before that guy gets here,"
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"and when he does, Max, don't turn around."
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"Why?"
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"You know why."
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"And here we are on the much traveled"
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"Bedford Street right in the very heart"
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"of historic Williamsburg."
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"This guy is so boring."
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"During the 1830s, German and Austrian capitalists"
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"here in historic Williamsburg Brooklyn."
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"And, in honor of those German and Austrian"
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"founding fathers, here we have our"
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"Williamsburg beer-batter cupcake."
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"Oof-yah, beer batter! It's good!"
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"Wow, you're pushing harder than I was"
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"along the growing waterfront."
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"Businesses just like Max's Homemade Cupcakes."
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"Only 12.95, 100% cotton."
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"Actually, I was referencing booming Williamsburg businesses."
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"This is one of those small Williamsburg businesses"
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"Oh, sir, no, a free dessert comes with your end-of-tour meal"
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"at the Ye Olde Williamsburg Watering Hole Restaurant."
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"How dare he tell those people our business won't be here."
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"We had such a good month, I had enough cash"
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"to buy my own box of S'mores Pop-Tarts,"
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"a goal I've had since I was 11."
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"By the way, you heard I referenced"
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"is telling people that our cupcake business"
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"is gonna fail."
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"I mean, it's one thing for you, me,"
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"I just hate that tour guy."
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"I hate that tour guy too!"
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"Han, oh, my God!"
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"It took us five years, but we finally have something"
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"in common."
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"That's not true. Aren't you both an A-cup?"
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"Can you believe he's telling his entire tour"
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"Just to play devil's advocate, maybe he has"
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"the most basic understanding of supply and demand."
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"Han, don't blow this, it might be our only connection"
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"Exactly."
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"And I hate him because that tour never eats"
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