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Clips from The Mick - The Heater (S01E01)

"It's a figure of speech."
The Mick
"It just means you're in charge while I'm gone."
The Mick
"Do I actually get to hold a baton, or...?"
The Mick
"Do you need to hold a baton to be a..."
The Mick
"- You said it was a baton. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."
The Mick
"- I should hold something. - Yeah, yeah. Here, here we go."
The Mick
"How's that? That looks like a baton. Sound good?"
The Mick
"- Okay. - Great."
The Mick
"But... but my project is due tomorrow."
The Mick
"Don't even worry about it, Ben. By this time tomorrow,"
The Mick
"this solar system, it's gonna be an entire frickin' galaxy."
The Mick
"I'm calling the shots now."
The Mick
"It's a pepper grinder. It changes nothing."
The Mick
"It changes everything, Sabrina."
The Mick
"What's with the pepper grinder?"
The Mick
"Mickey gave it to me. It means I am in charge."
The Mick
"What?"
The Mick
"How come you get it?"
The Mick
"Just to be clear, we're talking about a pepper grinder, right?"
The Mick
"That, like, grinds pepper?"
The Mick
"Where's Mickey?"
The Mick
"The casino?"
The Mick
"Have you lost your minds?"
The Mick
"This woman is a degenerate scumbag gambling addict."
The Mick
"I once saw her snort a fistful"
The Mick
"of trucker pills and play Pai gow for a week."
The Mick
"We got to go get her before she bottoms out"
The Mick
"and sells her ovaries."
The Mick
"Okay, you will go."
The Mick
"Well, I cannot go, I cannot take Ben to a casino."
The Mick
"Leave him here."
The Mick
"Yeah, actually, that's a good idea."
The Mick
"I'll keep an eye on him."
The Mick
"No, I think I leave Sabrina in charge."
The Mick
"This is outrageous."
The Mick
"It's a pepper grinder. It means nothing."
The Mick
"Then let me have it. No."
The Mick
"See, normally I'd make a case for myself,"
The Mick
"but essentially you're fighting over a kitchen utensil"
The Mick
"and a babysitting job,"
The Mick
"so I'll let you ladies duke it out."
The Mick
"I am money. I am a money monster..."
The Mick
"Please hurry."
The Mick
"Can you not interrupt me, please?"
The Mick
"Now I have to start over."
The Mick
"Show me the money."
The Mick
"Big money. Cash money."
The Mick
"Money machine. Money ball."
The Mick
"Uh, courtside seats, celebrities."
The Mick
"Being rich, helicopter."
The Mick
"Seven out."
The Mick
"Fun time's over. Let's go."
The Mick
"Alba? To what do I owe this pleasure?"
The Mick
"I am rescuing you."
The Mick
"Well, Ben's diorama has seen better days."
The Mick
"- Seven out. - Agh. Yeah, I know."
The Mick
"I-I'm down a few planets."
The Mick
"That's okay, just means there's a heater around the corner."
The Mick
"You want to get in on this?"
The Mick
"Eh, I don't know."
The Mick
"What, are you afraid of the big bad casino?"
The Mick
"Does it scare you?"
The Mick
"Come on, you deserve to take a time-out"
The Mick
"Well..."
The Mick
"Maybe we play a few rounds, and then we go. Deal?"
The Mick
"Yeah, of course, deal, what do you think,"
The Mick
"I'm gonna stay here all afternoon with these animals?"
The Mick
"What, so... what, I grab these?"
The Mick
"What, what are you insane?"
The Mick
"Okay."
The Mick
"What are you doing?"
The Mick
"Oh! F..."
The Mick
"Ha! Uh..."
The Mick
"Nothing. I was just, you kn..."
The Mick
"Sabrina tied me up so I couldn't get into any trouble"
The Mick
"while she's out shopping."
The Mick
"She tied you up like a dog"
The Mick
"and I'm the one that's unfit to be in charge?"
The Mick
"Mm-mm."
The Mick
"I got to get that pepper grinder."
The Mick
"How'd you like to teach her a lesson?"
The Mick
"I gotta poop."
The Mick
"- This is ridiculous. - Boing, boing, boing, boing."
The Mick
"All right, all right."
The Mick
"- You ready? Ready? - Yeah."
The Mick
"Here's the game. Okay?"
The Mick
"You're going to stay in here, and if Sabrina calls out"
The Mick
"or if Chip calls out, hell, even if I call out,"
The Mick
"you're not gonna move."
The Mick
"Okay? Just stay here."
The Mick
"Don't show your little face."
The Mick
"When do I really come out?"
The Mick
"Where it belongs."
The Mick
"Can you at least put the leash back on?"
The Mick
"Why do you want the leash?"
The Mick
"I don't know, I just like it."
The Mick
"Yeah, so do I."
The Mick
"I mean, Mickey doesn't like it too much, but I'm working on it."
The Mick
"I will come back and check on you at dinner, okay?"
The Mick
"Yeah."
The Mick
"- Whee! - All right."
The Mick
"This is fun."
The Mick
"Okay, shooter needs a seven or 11."
The Mick
"I'd like a two, three, or a 12, but don't let that jinx you."
The Mick
"What? Are you betting against me?"
The Mick
"Waitress put four ice cubes in my glass this time"
The Mick
"instead of three, I kind of feel a cold front coming on."
The Mick
"Come on!"
The Mick
"11 winner."
The Mick
"Yay!"
The Mick
"Damn it!"
The Mick
"I can't catch a freakin' break at this stupid ass game."
The Mick
"Are you okay?"
The Mick
"Yeah, Alba, I'm fine!"
The Mick
"I didn't realize you were the fun police. Sorry about that."
The Mick
"Is this better for you, Officer Chuckles?"
The Mick
"No. Okay, maybe we go now."
The Mick
"Yes, you want to go? Yeah, by all means, you win. Again."
The Mick
"Thank you. I got lucky."
The Mick
"Well, on behalf of the casino, we'd love to comp you a room,"
The Mick
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