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Clips from Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Bargaining: Part 1 (S06E06)

"No. I mean, who's gonna eat all that?"
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"Sandwiches. Excellent. Men like sandwiches."
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"Help yourself. Really."
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"So what brings you so early, your machoness?"
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"Brought that soldering wire for Buffybot's tune-up."
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"- I'll get it! - No!"
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"It could be my dad. He said he'd call today."
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"I'll just say hello. He's my biological ancestor."
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"Really? That's fantastic! Anya found that thing, for tonight."
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"And you're her sweet cookie-face."
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"I go by many names."
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"What's tonight?"
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"Just a Scooby meeting. Spike'll be with you."
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"maybe you should let the machine - the other machine - answer the phone from now on."
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"- Is my phone manner not correct? - It's perfect. It's just..."
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"Mr Summers might talk to you and know something's wrong."
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"If he thought the real Buffy was gone, he could take Dawn away."
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"I do. I want you to stay here as well."
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"You're my sister."
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"So... excellent."
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"Buffybot is about to face her most dangerous challenge ever."
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"What is this?"
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"This is our city of the future."
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"I made the hover cars. They're orange-juice cans. See?"
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"They're very nice. But I still don't understand."
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"We're reading Walden. This is a kids' version of a utopian society."
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"I don't think I know of a breed of humans this small. Who's going to live here?"
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"As you see, we provide the best in progressive learning."
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"But we can't teach your children unless you do."
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"As parents, we have a responsibility to create the right attitude."
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"To teach your child what school can mean."
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"Ms Summers?"
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"School is where you learn."
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"Exactly. Parents let kids focus on school"
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"as a social experience rather than a learning experience."
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"We want you to get your kids just as excited about education as about the lunch hour."
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"Tell me about it. My kid's brown-bagging it even though I paid for the lunch programme."
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"Anya, this register report for January looks a bit off. Pull the files again."
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"Are you mad at me?"
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"- Mad? No. - Well, then why are you torturing me?"
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"You're taking the Ramadan effigy?"
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"It's not inventory, it's my personal collection."
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"Aren't you Mr Dicey Semantics? You think you can just take anything you want?"
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"- Give it! - No, you give it!"
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"Anya, Giles is gonna leave the store to you when he goes. What more do you want?"
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"I am not leaving the store to anyone."
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"I'm going to England. I'm not dead, I'm still a partner."
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"- Silent overseas partner. - Who you should be very nice to."
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"Unless you want to end up working at Video Hut."
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"What are you doin'? What kind of gratitude is that?"
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"I know. I know."
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"It's just, he keeps saying he's going, and then he doesn't."
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"And I keep almost being in charge, but then I'm not."
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"and it just leaks out."
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"- Just be patient. - I was being patient, but it took too long."
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"I do. But life shouldn't just stop because she's gone."
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"and I'm sick of waiting to tell everyone about us."
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"Why not? It's happy news. Happy news in hard times is a good thing."
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"It is, but if things go as planned, everything can be different."
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"- Let's just hold on. - You've been saying that all summer."
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"Please, Anya. We'll know more after we talk to Willow and Tara tonight."
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"Whatever. Just remember this whole marriage thing was your stupid idea."
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"I didn't ask to be all crazy."
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"So my homeroom teacher, Ms Lefcourt, was, like,"
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""Your sister is an example to us all. ""
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"She responded to Buffybot because a robot is predictable."
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"It's boring. Perfect teacher's pet."
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"Because Buffy would want you to."
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"Check. One mindless automaton coming up."
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"So what do you fancy, Bit? A game of rummy?"
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"Well, Willow and Tara said they'd be back early."
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"You don't really have to hang. I mean, if you're bored."
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"- I'm not, and yeah, I do. - But I'm fine alone."
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"It's not like anyone's coming after me. I'm not the Key."
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"It's over. Remember?"
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"I'm not leaving you here by yourself, so forget it."
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"I'm not leaving you to get hurt."
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"Not again."
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"Now deal."
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"Not you."
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"- The urn of Osiris. - You really found it."
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"Yeah. It wasn't easy. I went through every supplier the Magic Box has."
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"Besides, I ended up getting it on eBay."
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"You found the last urn of Osiris on eBay?"
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"Yeah, from this desert gnome in Cairo. He drove a hard bargain,"
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"but I got him to throw in a limited edition Backstreet Boys lunchbox for..."
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"It's the one."
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"- Which means it's time. - It's time?"
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"Like, time time?"
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"With the timeliness?"
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"- Are you sure? - I am."
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"Mercury's in retrograde, and we have... Do we have everything?"
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"- Just about. - But why the sudden rushy-rush?"
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"Did the bot blow our cover at school?"
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"No, she did great. She impressed the teachers."
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"- And they still thought it was Buffy? - Tomorrow night, we'll meet back here."
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"Whoa! Let's apply the brakes and check the rear and side-view mirrors here."
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"This is deep stuff, Willow. We're talking about raising the dead."
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"It's time we stopped talking."
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"Tomorrow?"
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"I don't know."
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"Discovery Channel has monkeys. And our tape machine's wonky."
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"It feels wrong."
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"It is wrong. It's against all the laws of nature, and practically impossible to do,"
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"but it's what we agreed to. If you guys are changing your minds..."
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"Excuse me? Who made you the boss of the group?"
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"- You did. - You said Willow should be boss."
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"You said "Let's vote" and it was unanimous."
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"You made her a little plaque that said "Boss of Us", you put sparkles on it..."
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"Valid points, all."
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"But we..."
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"- We were just talking then. - Xander, I can do this, I promise."
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"Should we maybe tell Giles now that we're really ready?"
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"It's not like he's going anywhere. Ever."
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"No. No one else can know."
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"Not Giles, not Spike, not Dawn."
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"They might not understand."
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"- What if something does go wrong? - I'm telling you it won't."
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"Scenario."
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"- Xander, this isn't zombies. - Zombies don't eat brains"
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