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Clips from Steven Universe - Log Date 7 15 2 (S02E02)

"What is this strange ritual?"
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"- Uh, that's umm... - Are they attempting fusion?"
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"No, well, my dad told me during certain stages in your life..."
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"How could anyone indulge in this baseless drivel?!"
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"Peridot: Hour 78 of "Camp pining hearts"."
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"Percy: It's the coolor war, Paulette."
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"Doesn't that mean anything to you?"
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"Uh, you've been here for a few days. Is everything okay?"
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"I've just been watching your previously recorded entertainment."
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"Is that the same episode from three days ago?"
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"- There's more than one? - Mmm... nah."
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"Oh. You made a picture."
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"Picture? This isn't just a picture, Steven!"
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"It's a complex chart"
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"the superior pair that is Pierre and Percy."
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"- Well, that's 'cause Paulette likes Percy. - Paulette. Ha!"
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"Paulette has no place in the camp's hierarchy."
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"They'd destroy the camp!"
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"- You got all this from one episode? - It's subtext, Steven."
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"Peridot: Well, first of all,"
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"And that's why Percy and Pierre are objectively the best for each other!"
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"Peridot: Log date 7-1-3-2."
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"Progress on the Cluster drill is going optimal, surprisingly."
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"Though I have a few complaints on the work ethic of ..."
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"[Laughs]"
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"Amethyst, really. This is no time to be fooling around."
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"Aw, come on, P. I'm just trying to lion the mood."
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""Lion the mood.""
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"[Groans]"
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"- Pretty much. - But it's such a..."
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"Sure. Got a request?"
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"Bok bok! I'm a chicken! [Laughs]"
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"[Laughs]"
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"I get the joke now!"
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"[Laughs]"
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"But, the fused one..."
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"but for now, we just have to pick it up and put it on top."
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"- [Deep voice] Let's do this! - You've got the right idea,"
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"but we might want to be a bit more careful."
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"Gotcha. [Clears throat]"
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"Huh? Aah!"
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"What?"
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"- All right, I'm at my limit! - Evening, Peridot."
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"Explain it to me, fusion."
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"I can at least make sense of your existence"
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"- And what's that? - Stargazing."
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"You're right."
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"We're very different. I appreciate that."
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"Really?"
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"- What do you mean? - Let's fuse."
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"Oh, my stars!"
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"I get it, you're not ready. That's fair."
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"- Another time then. - No! No-No-No."
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"[Mid-tempo dance music plays]"
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"Aah! No, no, no, no, no! [Gasps]"
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"- Peridot, I'm proud of you. - Why?!"
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"Because you've made an effort to understand me."
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"But I still don't understand you!"
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"[Tape fast forwards]"
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"Peridot: Okay, go."
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"Garnet: Log date 7-14-2 ... [gasps]"
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"I have attempted a fusion with the fusion Garnet."
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"Instead I gained a better understanding of Garnet."
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"Garnet: Wait, keep it on a moment."
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"Steven, you probably shouldn't have listened to Peridot's logs,"
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"You should give the recorder back to her now."
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"- # that's why the people # - # of this world #"
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"Now I'm a traitor. A rebel!"
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"He told me that was rude."
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"[Tape fast forwards]"
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"[Hammering]"
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"- Peridot! - What do you want?"
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"[Tape fast forwards]"
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"Happy one month can-aversary!"
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"And they go, "wow, thanks!""
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"[Laughs]"
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"[Laughs]"
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"- What was that? - I've been practicing my "Perry-phrasing.""
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"Peridot: Pearl really tries for some reason, and I can appreciate that."
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"Amethyst's company is entertaining, as well."
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"You're not using your combined size and strength"
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"[Thud]"
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"Get ready."
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"Peridot: No, you say it "7, 1, 4, 2"."
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"I had hoped to gain a better understanding of fusion."
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"Gah!"
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"- to do anything! - I'm doing something."
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"[Tape fast forwards]"
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"[Tape fast forwards]"
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"I'm a traitorous clod."
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"Ha! Yes, well, at least she isn't "lion around" anymore."
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"Ugh, log date 7, 1, 4, 2."
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"that the permafusion, Garnet, is the worst."
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"Rude."
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"These clumps don't know how lucky they are to have me."
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"I'll have no part of it! [Tape fast forwards]"
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"- Don't want to. - Hm."
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"So, can you shift into anything?"
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"- She's going to want to keep it. - Peridot: Wait, what?"
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"It's a chronicle of my descent into madness!"
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"Not mine. Not mine. Yours. Yours."
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"You can't just shove someone off of a roof!"
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"Ich. You can do that alone."
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"That looks great. Let's take a break."
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"Why are you fused all the time?"
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"We can make this work!"
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"Steven: # and if you think we can't #"
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"A Crystal Gem-m-m-m-m. [Chuckles]"
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"Because I want you to feel nice. That's what gifts are for."
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"[Tape fast forwards]"
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"What's a chicken? [Tape fast forwards]"
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"[Sighs]"
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"[Groans]"
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"Pierre laid waste to the three-legged races."
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"- Steven: # Gems # - # we'll always save the day #"
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"The Steven has given me this earth machine"
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"The organic life forms of Earth have fascinating traits"
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"Aah!"
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"[Scoffs] As if I'd stoop so low as to tie your"
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"Go! And, wow, thanks!"
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