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Clips from One Day at a Time - No Mass (S01E01)

"Big change from abuelita's cooking, huh?"
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"You like it?"
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"I didn't think I would like nettles. And I was right."
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"We all thank you for this very Caucasian meal."
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"you beautiful weirdo."
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"I'm sorry things got crazy the other night."
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"That's... that's not us."
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"Seems like us."
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"Hello!"
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"- Oh! - Oh, thank god!"
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"Oh, hello, babies."
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"I'm sure you did fine. Who threw up on the table?"
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"Oh, you know, saying my rosary,"
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"praying for the departed souls..."
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"Asking forgiveness for your mother."
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"- Mami. - Why?"
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"Oh, didn't she tell you?"
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"She's no longer going to church. Ever."
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"We can do that?"
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"You can't."
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"We will all go together. Us."
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"Your mother will go hiking with Satan."
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"Yeah, and then we'll go to applebee's."
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"'Cause Satan loves the fiesta lime chicken!"
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"I don't wanna go to hell."
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"There is no hell."
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"Don't worry, papito, there is."
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"Okay! You... you really wanna do this?"
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"All right, let's do this."
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"I am not even sure I even believe in god, okay?"
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"Hardcore."
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"Oye, you're so smart."
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"If god doesn't exist, who made all of this?"
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"Target."
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"it's gender-neutral, not a he or a she?"
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"No! God is a man."
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"Pobrecito god. He tries so hard."
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"Look, Mami, I get it. You like going to church. It's habit."
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"You put on lipstick, you get dressed up, you see your friends, you gossip..."
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""Oye. La nieta De olguitita got new tetas.""
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"It's your little social club, Mami, and that's fine."
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"I pray. I seek forgiveness."
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"And I am so glad that that gives you comfort."
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"But that doesn't mean that god exists, okay? I'm sorry."
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"My little girl says she wants to go in the army,"
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"and then the army sends her to Afghanistan"
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"where she is getting shot at and I don't even know what else..."
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"Have you any idea..."
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"How much I worried?"
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"When you were deployed,"
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"I went to church every day"
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"And he did."
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"So don't you tell me about god."
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"I know that god exists."
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"And he is great."
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"Perdón. Lo siento."
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"I had no idea."
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"You know, you went missing for one day"
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"and I was worried sick."
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"I can't imagine what it must feel like to worry all those years."
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"with her terrible hairdos and her smelly bad breath."
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"I still wear the cross you gave me."
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"So you do believe."
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"No, I don't wear it because it's a cross."
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"I don't understand the difference, so please just let me have this."
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"So, are we going to church or not?"
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"Yes. Wait, no. Wait... sometimes, okay?"
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"- Sometimes, okay? - Yeah."
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"- Well, at least... - At least Christmas and easter."
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"And one other time, so we are not those people."
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"In fact, I check in with him constantly, you know, like,"
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"And, Mami, I am glad that you find comfort in church."
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"I just find it in different places."
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"You know, once in Afghanistan..."
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"I came out of 20 hours of surgery, and I was so tired."
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"I went into the break room and Serena Williams was on TV."
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"She was so focused."
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"She was making these impossible shots."
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"And I just kept thinking about everything that she had to go through"
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"to get to where she is."
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"All the hours of sacrifice, all the practice."
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"And then I just felt like, "okay...""
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""If she can do that, then I can do this.""
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"That's how I feel when I watch John cena."
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"Exactly. Or Sonia sotomayor... or death."
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"Everyone has something that inspires them."
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"Yo entiendo."
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"I also... play Nintendo."
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"You wanna be with your friends?"
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"Well..."
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"He looks happy there."
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"Oh, no. Rosa was my nanny."
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"Yeah, and abuelita and I have tickets to wrestling."
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"Eh, I don't know."
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"I work hard all week."
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"Okay, Mami..."
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"I love you, but I'm their mother"
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"But we have to watch our sugar. Dad had diabetes."
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"What? No!"
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"Ah... Yo entiendo."
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"Eso..."
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"I always forget how huge your apartment is."
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"- Where is she? - I don't know."
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"I don't know her name."
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"My daughter."
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"And, sweetheart, I just want you to be honest with yourself"
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"if your self-published vampire erotica doesn't take off."
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"That must look amazing."
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"Oh, my god."
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"One wrong move and she's down."
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"Guataca."
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"Mami..."
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"Alex is already using hair gel."
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"Ever."
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"No."
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"Aw, that's so sweet."
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"It's okay, Schneider."
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"And good to see you again, Elena's best friend, Carmen,"
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"What were you doing all day?"
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"It is more than that."
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