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Clips from Community (2009) - Introduction to Statistics (S01E01)

"Thank you."
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"I'm putting you down for two bags of ice and a sleeve of paper cups."
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"Taking a pill?"
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"My grandpa took that too."
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"By the time he got up in years, his memory wasn't great."
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"He'd mix pills. Know how olds are?"
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"Heard stories about it."
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"One time he ran down the street with no pants on."
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"Which in the Gaza strip is considered a real party foul,"
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"- so you should probably be careful... - I really don't need your advice,"
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"Pantsless grandpa."
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"- You look adorable. - Thank you."
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"I hate when women use Halloween as an excuse to dress up like sluts."
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"I've got everyone's personalized cookie tombstones,"
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"por tradición,"
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"and in a few minutes, we gonna start the dance of the dead..."
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"Don't have to keep doing that!"
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"Party on."
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"It's nice of you to be here. You'd rather be with your hot professor."
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"Well, it's funny, I enrolled here as selfish loner,"
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"but the group has given me a course in friendship."
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"- She blew you off, huh? - She's grading papers."
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"Professor Slater? She's not grading papers."
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"- She's at the party in the cafeteria. - It's the eavesdropping matador."
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"- Are you saying my people are sneaky? - What?"
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"There's a storm building on the horizon, but you and I will save the night."
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"Chex mix, pretzels, baby carrots,"
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"prredictable but appetizing."
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"Can I ask you something I wanted to ask Batman?"
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"Am I good looking?"
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"- You're a very attractive young man. - I knew it."
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"Who are you?"
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"I am the beastmaster."
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"What rock have you been living under?"
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"What are you going as? A gay douchebag?"
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"- Just kidding. - Nice one."
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"I'm not much of a costume guy."
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"Body blow. Is that liquor?"
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"- Here's your drinks, mates. - Thanks, Urkel."
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"- I'm Harry Potter. - Really?"
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"What up, Urkel?"
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"What are you taking?"
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"You know, the usual cool stuff."
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"I've got 'ludes,"
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"Tell you what."
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"- I don't know, Star-Burns. - I'm... sorry."
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"Thought I was dealing with the beastmaster."
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"Who said you weren't?"
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"Saddle up, fruit pie."
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"I don't mind if I do. May I?"
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"Here. Take this."
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"You going to the faculty party? Make me your plus one."
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"Give it up. Professor Slater doesn't date students."
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"Or married asians who drive mopeds."
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"Give you 20 bucks."
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"I'll bring the hog around."
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"It's time for the dance of the dead."
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"Everyone form a circle."
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"Lights."
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"Music."
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"Is it under genre or on a specific playlist?"
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"What'd you slip me?"
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"I keep grinding my teeth, and I want to kiss everybody."
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"What'd you slip me, man?"
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"My heart stopped racing, and I can't pee."
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"Now for the first dance,"
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"Jeff Winger?"
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"Where's Jeff?"
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"Jeff gone?"
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"You know, I'm gonna go. I don't want to miss the news."
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"News!"
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"He just stepped out. He's gonna be right back."
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"To be with professor short skirt? We hate her."
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"No, it's not about her."
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"Can't believe he'd do this to Annie."
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"Absolutely. It's about Annie."
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"We should go find that bitch's car and snap off her antenna."
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"It's like high school all over again."
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"Everyone's leaving."
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"Not me."
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"I could do this all night."
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"- There you go, pretty lady. - What are you doing here?"
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"Showing you my non-student side."
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"I have to admit, this outfit's doing it for me."
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"I may or may not have been deflowered by a junior rodeo champion."
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"- Reminding me of my first time too. - Lost your virginity to Robin Hood?"
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"I told you no students. It's unseemly."
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"I go out with you, you tell your friends..."
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"What friends? I have no friends."
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"I hate everyone here but you."
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"- What you doing here? - You?"
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"You should be over at the library with Annie..."
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"- Thought you weren't a costume guy. - You had to have one here, Squirrel."
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"So where did you get it?"
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"- I dunno what you're getting at. - The words that you're looking for are"
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""I own a cowboy outfit"."
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"And it is tight too. Did you buy it like that?"
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"Your toy gun to my head, I'd say yes."
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"- Michelle Slater, Ph.D. - Britta Perry, GED."
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"but what's great about community colleges"
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"is that a lot of the students are just as mature as the teachers."
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"You must return to Annie's party. She's feeling unpopular."
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"Jeff, Pierce took something, and he is tripping balls."
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"He is touching people and dancing weird."
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"It's like Grumpy Old Men but not hilarious."
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"I'm at a grownup Halloween party, all right?"
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"You're all being unseemly."
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"How are we unseemly?"
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"Why is Urkel ripping the antenna off professor Slater's car?"
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"That's right, professor slim calves."
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"Is he meowing?"
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"Enough. I want you guys out of here."
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"I don't care about your high school soap opera."
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"Abed, you're not Batman."
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"Stop grinding on the women's studies department."
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"You are too old to be tripping."
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"I'm old?"
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"What do you mean old?"
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"Whose hands are these?"
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"Help me!"
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