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Clips from Seinfeld - The Frogger (S09E09)

"No, I paid for it."
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"-I thought we were stealing it. -Feels like we're stealing it."
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"Well, I need a battery for this kind of job."
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"Fine, steal the battery."
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"Now, all right, here is the Frogger."
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"...and this is the outlet."
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"That's where the electricity comes out of."
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"They put the Frogger with the toilet?"
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"I need to replace an antique piece of cake."
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"...you know, lying around for a while?"
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"Oh, hey, Elaine."
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"I need a cake that looks like this."
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"Oh yeah, Sotherby's."
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"Yeah, they make good cake."
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"-Do any of these look close? -No."
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"But I know, I've seen cake just like that."
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"Entenmann's? From the supermarket?"
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"I found it on the street."
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"It's gotta be worth something."
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"So, what do you want to do, sweetheart?"
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"Well, before we do anything..."
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"Well, I'm sorry if I ruined your life."
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"Are you afraid to kiss me in public?"
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"Well, go ahead, because I'd really like to know."
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"Twenty minutes."
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"I'm me."
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"Nice to meet you."
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"Boy, did your mother do a number on you."
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"Fine. So it's over."
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"Oh, thank God."
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"We've been breaking up for 1 0 hours?"
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"Goodbye, Jerry."
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"-See how it looks in the light of day. -Out."
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"Lisi. Lisi, let me in."
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"We can work this out. I was wrong, you were right. I'll do anything."
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"No, I'm waiting for...."
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"Everything's timed out to perfection."
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"Pete's got the Frogger running on battery power."
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"The truck'll be there. Kramer's taped out a loading zone."
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"-Sounds great. -Yeah."
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"-Come over tonight. We can play. -Oh, I can't, I'm busy."
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"I'm going away on a long weekend."
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"-Where? -Look what I found."
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"Oh, great."
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"I'll meet thee in front of your place. 1 5 minutes."
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"A long, long weekend."
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"I hear thee."
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"Elaine, excellent."
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"-Oh, hello. -Charmed."
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"Brace yourself, Lubeck..."
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"...you are about to be launched, via pastry..."
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"...back to the wedding of one of the most dashing and romantic..."
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"...Nazi sympathizers of the entire British royal family."
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"...is the world's foremost appraiser of vintage pastry."
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"...you just made me a profit of a $1 90,000."
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"No. $2.1 9."
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"It's an Entenmann's."
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"Hey. What are you guys doing?"
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"-...oh, God, only three minutes left. -All right, quick."
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"-Get this thing back in the pizzeria. -George, they closed up."
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"-Holes. I need holes. -The pharmacy's still open."
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"You owe me a quarter."
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"I'm out. No tape left."
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"Come on, I'll help you push it across."
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"Wait a minute. This looks familiar."
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"Jerry, I've been preparing for this moment my entire life."
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"He looks like a frog."
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"So do you."
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"Mr. Peterman, you wanted to see me, sir?"
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"Elaine, up until a moment ago..."
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"The Entenmann's shim sham."
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"Until I remembered the videotape surveillance system..."
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"...that I installed to catch other Walter using my latrine."
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"But it also caught this."
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"-Mr. Peterman, l-- -Elaine, I have a question for you."
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"...with you?"
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"Do you know what happens to a butter-based frosting..."
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"...after six decades in a poorly-ventilated English basement?"
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"I guess I hadn't--"
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"I have a feeling what you are about to go through..."
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"All right, pile it on."
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"Oh, no, no, I had to fish around in the evidence room for it."
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"They're all preoccupied..."
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"Here's your pizza, pea brains."
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"Well, it was nice meeting you. I'm sure, I'll see you--"
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"Not as many as there used to be."
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"Oh, he's the best."
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"I'm never gonna have a child."
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"-...can you keep a secret? -No, sir, I can't."
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"Go for a hansom cab ride?"
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"I was scared of the Lopper, so I let her stay over."
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"-How did it taste? -A little stale."
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"No point in wasting 1 200 bucks."
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"I mustn't."
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"Okay, good."
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"You weren't home, so I signed for her."
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"Do you have anything that's been..."
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"Something pre-war would be just great."
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"Nine-thirty."
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"We should give this a little more time."
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"Why don't you put it in the car so I don't accidentally..."
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"All right."
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"Two hundred and nineteen thousand dollars."
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"You idiots. You're gonna wear down the battery."
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"Oh, the batteries are fine."
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"-I need an outlet. -A what?"
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"Game over."
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"...baker's grift in the books."
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"As far as I know."
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"It is the forced socializing."
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"Beat it, punk."
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"So you sleeping with Peterman?"
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"Well, I'm sorry. I'm not Brad."
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"All right, Kramer, you block off traffic. You two, go sweet-talk the pharmacist."
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"Yeah."
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"Then may I say something without being interrupted?"
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"Poor old Walt has a polyp in the duodenum."
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"No, Kramer, I am in big, big, big trouble."
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"Now, each of you is here because you're the best at what you do."
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"-Where are the pizza ovens? -I thought the bathroom was here."
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