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Clips from Seinfeld - The Frogger (S09E09)

"Have a piece."
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"What is so bad about having a piece of cake?"
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"...why do we have to act like we're friends?"
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"I shouldn't go out with a friend of yours. I foresee messiness."
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"-Your old high school hangout. Why? -They're closing. Going for a last slice."
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"Hey. All right. Hi. Check it out, huh?"
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"Look at that."
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"Where did you get this?"
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"You sure have a lot of friends. How come I never see any of them?"
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"They wanna know why they never see you."
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"I'm gonna eat that later."
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"...trying to hunt down this new psycho serial killer..."
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"Wait a minute, wait a minute. Who is the Lopper?"
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"It's no big deal."
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"It's just some guy, he's been running around Riverside Park, you know..."
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"The police, they've been having some internal dissension about the name."
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"What are the other titles?"
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"Son of Dad."
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"It's sort of a catch-all."
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"Mario's Pizza."
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"Just as she was."
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"Hey, Mario. Remember us?"
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"No."
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"We used to come in every day."
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"So where you been?"
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"We're tanking here."
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"Hey, Jerry, remember Frogger?"
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"Getting that frog across the street was my entire life."
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"It's a good game."
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"Watch the truck."
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"Double jump."
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"George Louis Costanza. That's not you, is it?"
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"Eight hundred and sixty thousand."
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"I can't believe it's still standing."
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"Perfect combination of Mountain Dew and mozzarella."
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"Just the right amount of grease on the joystick."
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"I think I remember why we stopped coming here."
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"This pen smells really bad."
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"So why do I keep smelling it?"
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"...so we got you a get-well cake."
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"It's carrot. It's good for you."
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"Stop it! That's not even a song."
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"I mean, now we're celebrating a sick day?"
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"-I think it's nice. -What? What is nice?"
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"Trying to fill the void in your life..."
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"...with flour and sugar and egg and vanilla?"
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"I mean, we are all unhappy."
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"Do we have to be fat too?"
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"I don't want one more piece of cake in my office."
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"Get well, get well soon--"
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"Can we still eat it?"
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"I'll tell you, Lisi, I never expected that movie to--"
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"So much more violent."
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"--not as long."
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"-Well, I should probably-- -Get going."
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"-Eight tomorrow? -Actually, that's--"
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"Well, I'm doing it, Jerry."
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"I'm buying the Frogger machine."
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"-Now the torch will burn forever. -Fabulous."
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"-Now, you're really doing something. -Yeah."
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"Wanna come to Mario's Pizza and help me pick up the Frogger?"
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"You're right."
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"You'd think just once, I could get a break."
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"God knows I earned it with that score."
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"The police found another victim of the Lopper in Riverside Park."
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"No, I need a guy that can rig a Frogger machine..."
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"...in the yellow pages."
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"No, I know just the guy who can do this."
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"-Another friend? -Oh, no, no, no. This guy is no friend."
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"Well, is he good, Kramer?"
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"If I lose this Frogger high score..."
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"Believe me, George, you can count on Slippery Pete."
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"-Slippery Pete? -I don't care for the name, either."
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"GLC must live on."
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"-Hello? -So how's it going with my friend?"
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"She's a sentence finisher. It's like dating Mad Libs."
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"I didn't realize how hooked I got on that 4:00 sugar rush."
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"Maybe I'll go raid Peterman's fridge."
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"-Hey, what? What is--? -Yeah, I dropped an egg."
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"It's a cakewalk."
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"Oh, what a stirring little anthem of wellness."
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"Elaine."
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"It's benign but, oh, still a bastard."
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"Inside that small, college-boy mini-fridge is my latest acquisition."
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"The price?"
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"--really bad meal."
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"84th Street, right off Riverside Park."
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"-I thought we were going-- -Back to my place, that's right."
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"She lives right off Riverside Park."
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"And you automatically sleep with her?"
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"I just wanted to make out a little, but she kind of--"
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"-Finished your thought. -Yeah."
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"Guess what I ate?"
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"No. A $29,000 piece of cake."
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"Peterman got it at the Duke and Duchess of Windsor auction."
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"It was the most romantic thing I've ever eaten."
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"No."
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"In fact, he almost caught me."
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"I have to sneak back in and even it out."
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"Well, they say ostrich has less fat, but you eat more of it."
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"...and she has got a big surprise for you."
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"She's planning a weekend trip to Pennsylvania Dutch country."
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"Pennsylvania Dutch country?"
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"No, that's the serious-relationship weekend place."
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"What's that?"
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"No, no, you are way past the phone-call-breakup stage."
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"Just make a clean break."
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"Just a little off the side. Perfect."
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"Oh, commander, isn't the wedding marvelous?"
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"Slippery Pete."
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"And, Shlomo, you're the best truck driver."
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"I don't know if I'm the best."
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"You're very good."
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"Lock and load."
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"Think you can handle that, numb-nuts?"
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"That was my mail-order bride."
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"It doesn't give you the right to make out with her."
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"Whatever happened in the past, is past."
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"What do you mean?"
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"We're stealing this thing, right?"
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