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Clips from Seinfeld - The Frogger (S09E09)

"It's Walter's special day."
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"Every day is somebody's special day."
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"Elaine, where you going?"
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"It's his birthday and it's his last day?"
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"Surprise!"
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"Elaine, it's my last day."
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"Why aren't you there now?"
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"I talked to Lisi and tomorrow night's good for her."
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"You're better off sitting around reading comic books..."
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"...and eating spaghetti at 2 in the morning."
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"Official police caution tape."
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"Step back, son, there's nothing to see here."
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"So they just gave you this?"
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"...the Lopper. All right, I'll see you."
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"-...cutting people's heads off. -How have I never read about this?"
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"Heads-o. The De-Nogginizer."
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"-Son of Dad? -Yeah, that was my suggestion."
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"We'll have two slices and two grape sodas."
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"All right, make it the large sodas."
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"I used to be so into this game."
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"Yeah, and then you went on to...."
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"Eat the fly. Eat it!"
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"Thanks a lot."
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"Hey, look at the high score. GLC."
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"Yes."
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"No one has beaten me in, like, ten years."
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"-I remember that night. -Oh, I was unstoppable."
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"Get well, get well soon We wish you to get well--"
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"Not you, Becky. I know you have a slow metabolism."
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"What you were thinking."
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"Right."
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"Oh, here you are. You want to...?"
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"Sure. How about this one?"
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"Hey, how you gonna keep the machine plugged in while you move it?"
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"Once you unplug the machine, all the scores will be erased."
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"Why must there always be a problem?"
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"I saw the photo and it looked a lot like you."
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"There's a lot of people walking around that look like me."
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"...so that I can move it without losing power because I have the high score."
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"Hello?"
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"George, you're not gonna find an electrician like that..."
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"In fact, we don't even get along."
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"And the worst."
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"Kramer, listen to me."
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"All right."
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"I'm gonna find a guy with a truck."
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"Come on."
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"-What is that? -Oh, it's a cake party."
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"It's the third one today."
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"-So join in. -I can't. I denounced them."
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"Anybody here?"
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"Peter-boy?"
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"Get well, get well soon We wish you to get well"
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"-Mr. Peterman. -We missed you at the get-well party."
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"Oh, Elaine..."
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"...of King Edward Vlll to Wallis Simpson, circa 1 937."
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"Twenty-nine thousand dollars."
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"-Well, Lisi, that was another-- -Lovely evening."
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"I was thinking maybe we should--"
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"--call it a night. I'll walk you home. Where do you live?"
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"So you slept with her?"
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"An ostrich burger?"
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"He doesn't know I ate it."
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"Hey, so I talked to Lisi..."
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"-What is going on with you two? -I think by sleeping with her..."
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"Four o'clock sugar fix."
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"Well, I'm calling this off right now."
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"It's daylight. It won't take you that long."
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"What the hell."
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"Kramer tells me you are one hell of a rogue electrician."
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"Let's say good."
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"Kramer, you're in charge of taping off a loading zone."
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"All right, all right, come on now."
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"You weren't even married yet."
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"All right. Now, this is the--"
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"The basic layout for Mario's Pizza."
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"So, what kind of jail time are we looking at if we're caught?"
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"We're not stealing."
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"-I definitely thought we're stealing it. -All right."
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"Can I at least steal a battery?"
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"This is the front door..."
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"What's that?"
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"The outlet?"
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"Oh, you mean the holes?"
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"-Which one's the bathroom? -Here."
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"The Frogger is here."
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"All right? You understand now?"
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"It's not that complicated."
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"Oh, you got the munchies?"
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"No, they're not really in the supermarket."
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"Hi, Lisi."
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"-Hi, honey. Is that a bat? -Yeah."
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"...maybe we should talk."
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"That's exactly what I set out to do."
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"Have we even been in public?"
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"Now you're gonna tell me what I'm thinking."
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"Don't say that."
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"These beans are pretty good."
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"Why is it dark out? What time is it?"
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"Lopper."
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"-...toss it in that dumpster? -Okay."
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"I'd like you to meet a friend of mine, lrwin Lubeck."
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"I'd say about 21 9."
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"Lubeck, you glorious tit-willow..."
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"Do they have a castle in Windsor?"
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"Get well, get well soon We want you to get well"
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"Eat the fly. Eat the fly. Got it."
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"We've got..."
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"Slippery Pete."
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"Kramer, hurry up."
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"This reminds me of something."
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"-I can do this. -By yourself?"
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"...I was convinced that I was on the receiving end of one of the oldest..."
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"...is punishment enough."
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"-Elaine, cake? -Oh, no thanks."
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"There are 200 people who work in this office."
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"It's Walter's last day. We have to celebrate."
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"This is other Walter from returns."
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"Hey, what's going on here?"
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"Oh, guys."
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