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Clips from Seinfeld - The Heart Attack (S02E02)

"...or 1 1 cookies if I want."
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"Many times, I will intentionally ruin my entire appetite."
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"And then I call my mother up right after to tell her that I did it."
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"There's no danger in running out of appetites."
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"I've got millions of them. I ruin them whenever I want."
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"The planet's on fire!"
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"...lik e flaming globes, Zigmond, lik e flaming globes!"
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"Fullman hurtel vom?"
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"Let me see that."
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"I saw it in the TV Guide, I called him..."
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"...told him make sure and not watch it."
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"Manhattan Memorial. Less of a line."
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"You made a mistake on the..."
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"Oh, sure, my Blackhawks jacket. I love my Blackhawks jacket."
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"No, I tried it on. It fits good."
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"...with all the things... - Well, you know..."
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"I don't know. You and Susan Davis?"
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"Go ahead. Call her."
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"...kill me."
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"Let's just get it over with. Be a pal."
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"Jerry! Hey!"
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"Elaine. What are you doing here?"
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"...l'm gonna change my life."
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"Meditate. I'll eat right."
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"Calm down, you know?"
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"Well, you simply haven't had a heart attack."
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"Thank you!"
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"Can you believe it? Nothing's wrong with me."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"And we were forbidden to socialize with tonsil people."
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"Anyway, I strongly recommend they come out."
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"Anyway, you'd be completely under. You wouldn't feel a thing."
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"And when you wake up, you can have some ice cream."
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"Excuse me."
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"- Sorry. - I'm sorry."
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"Boy..."
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"It's like Sizzler opened up a hospital."
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"Boy..."
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"What were you doing?"
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"You get that heart pumping..."
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"They'll kill you in here."
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"Oh, yeah? My friend Bob Sacamano..."
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"My name is Bob!"
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"Tor. He'll fix you right up."
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"Ackman? I thought he was doing time."
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"No, Johnny Yuma was a rebel."
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"He's holistic."
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"- Holistic? - Yeah."
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"- How much does the healer charge? - First visit? 38 bucks."
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"...this is a potential gold mine. I still think you're nuts, though."
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"I went from having orgasms immediately to taking forever."
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"I never had a normal..."
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"I never had a really good pickle."
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"Yes. Yes, I am."
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"You're eating too much dairy."
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"There's some hot air blowing in here."
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"These raised little projections here are the papillae."
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"Cleavers."
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"Cleaver? I once had cleaver as a kid. I was able to lift a car."
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"You want me to get you a Chuckle?"
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"- Pull over. - Pull over?"
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"Where are you going?! Are you crazy?!"
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"- I'm gonna kick his ass! - Hey, do you have keys?"
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"- All this over a Chuckle. - What's a Chuckle?"
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"- Watch the road, man. - Hey, you want some of what he got?"
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"What? What are you doing?"
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"The planet's on fire!"
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"...before a heart attack becomes like a headache."
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"And it's gone."
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"You know, I gotta say that I'm enjoying adulthood for a lot of reasons."
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"I'll tell you reason number one:"
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"As an adult, if I want a cookie, I have a cookie, okay?"
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"I have three cookies or four cookies..."
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"Hello, Mom? Yeah, I just ruined my entire appetite."
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"Cookies."
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"So what if you ruin it?"
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"As an adult, we understand even if you ruin an appetite..."
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"...there's another appetite coming right behind it."
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"Look, Zigmond. Look at the sky!"
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"It is just as you prophesised!"
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"The planets of our solar system incinerating..."
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"Zigmond..."
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"- Coffee. - Thank you."
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"What do you got, a cucumber?"
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"Yeah. So what?"
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"You're bringing in an outside cucumber?"
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"They refuse to put cucumber in the salad. I need cucumber."
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"What have I done? What...? I can't read this."
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"I got up last night, I wrote this down. I thought I had this great bit."
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"Wait a second."
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"Fax me some halibut."
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"Is that funny? Is that a joke?"
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"No. Let me see that."
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"Don't mess with Johnny."
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"Johnny? Johnny who?"
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"Johnny Carson? Did I insult Johnny on The Tonight Show?"
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"Did you mess with Johnny, Jerry?"
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"- Hey, where's Kramer? - I don't know."
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"That's like asking, Where's Waldo?"
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"I think I'm having a heart attack."
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"I don't think that's it."
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"- I'm not kidding. - What does that mean?"
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"I think what he's trying to say..."
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"...is that he's having a heart attack."
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"Oh, he's having a heart attack."
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"- Tightness. - Come on."
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"- Shortness of breath. - This is ridiculous."
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"- Radiating waves of pain. - I know what this is!"
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"You saw that show on PBS last night, Coronary Country."
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"There was nothing else on."
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"- Here, have some water. - Oh, the left arm, left arm."
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"He saw that show on anorexia last year..."
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"...ate like an animal for two weeks."
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"Why can't I have a heart attack?! I'm allowed."
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"You want me to take you to the hospital?"
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"I'll call an ambulance."
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"Is everything all right?"
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"We'll just take a check."
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"George."
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"Are you okay?"
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