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Clips from Family Guy - Peter's Daughter (S06E06)

"I mean your daughter's in a coma."
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"Oh, my God, did you... Did you hear what I said?"
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"Don't be too hard on yourself, Peter. We all do things that we're not proud of."
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"Well, I am gonna change. You hear me, Meg?"
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"You wanna tell me what the fuck that was?"
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"Wow, you're a real doctor?"
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"Well, hello, sleepyhead. I'm Michael."
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"- Meg! - Oh, my God, Meg, you're okay!"
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"Oh, Meg, my beautiful daughter! Things are gonna be different."
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"No more will I treat you like some kind of alien."
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"Three minutes to minimum safe distance."
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"I likes to eat you with my little mouth, too."
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"I wants to play, too."
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"- So, what is it you wanted to show me? - That, Brian."
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"and you can hear the mice humping in the wall."
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"That was so awesome!"
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"We fix it up and sell it for a huge profit."
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"Fine. I'll just give the profits to another investor. Plenty of others interested."
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"Get lost."
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"Oh, there's my little angel! Here, let me get that for you, sweetie!"
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"Wow, Peter, I gotta say,"
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"She's my only daughter, Lois. She needs to be protected,"
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"like a rare gemstone or the herniated scrotum of an older gentleman."
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"Well, I think you've been wonderful. Like when you took her to that new movie,"
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"I'm Rich, and You're Poor, but Let's Dance Together."
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"I'm rich, and you're poor, but let's dance together."
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"- Society won't like it. - I don't care."
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"- Hey, Meg. - Hi, Connie."
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"Can I put the rest of them on your ginormous ass?"
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"Hey, Connie, hi. Peter Griffin, Meg's father."
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"I just want you to know, Meg, if there's anything you ever want,"
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"- all you gotta do is ask. - Really? Well, there kind of is one thing."
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"Dad, you remember Michael Milano from the hospital. He's my date."
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"Oh."
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"Say, Michael, can you do me a favor? You see that fire extinguisher there?"
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"Dad, stop it! Michael's my date!"
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"Well, Mr. Stoneberg, in a nutshell, the cat put me outside."
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"I was banging on the door for like 20 minutes, shouting, Wilma."
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"- There's no way you didn't hear me. - I was in the shower."
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"- Oh, she was in the shower. - The elephant's trunk was on full blast."
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"I couldn't hear you, and besides, you're always yelling about something."
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"How the hell am I supposed to know when to pay attention?"
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"But when I wanna get my rocks off, you're nowhere to be found,"
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"you passive-aggressive bitch."
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"Meg, can I talk to you in the kitchen, please?"
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"- Dad, what the hell? - Lois, did you know that Meg had a date?"
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"Yes. With that nice boy from the hospital. What's the matter?"
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"We don't know him. Maybe he's not even a boy."
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"Maybe he's two dwarves in an overcoat,"
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"wanting to see what sex is like with a big person. Huh?"
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"Is that what you want?"
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"Two crafty dwarves in your house, after your daughter?"
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"Wait. Do dwarves grant wishes?"
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"Well, goodbye phone in the bathroom, but I still don't like Meg dating that boy!"
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"Guys that age, all they care about is putting their thing in everything."
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"Dad, didn't you say you'd give me whatever I wanted?"
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"Well, I wanna go out with Michael."
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"Peter, you're being overprotective. Look, why don't you just talk to him?"
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"and right now it's telling me I have..."
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"So you are here to take out my daughter. What are your intentions?"
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"I just think Meg is really cool, and I want to get to know her better."
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"Do you, Michael? Do you? We'll see. Let me ask you a question."
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"You ever sit on your arm till it falls asleep and then play with yourself"
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"Morning, Brian. Here, put this on."
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"- How long have you been here? - 7:00 a.m. All right, here's your hammer,"
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"here's your walkie, and here's your stud-finder."
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"Oh, well, it's working. All right, joke time is over."
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"and I'm gonna start pulling out those old floorboards in the kitchen."
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"Hey, Brian. Knock, knock."
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"Who's there?"
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"Two friends building a house together."
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"Hey, Meg, I got you something for our three-week anniversary."
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"Wow, a Maroon 5 CD."
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"Yeah, I remember how you told me you liked terrible music,"
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"I think he's wearing some kind of disguise."
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"What do you think you're doing?"
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"Peter? Who Peter?"
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"I didn't say Peter. I said Dad."
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"Ohhh!"
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"Have you been spying on us the entire time we've been dating?"
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"and doesn't try anything funny."
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"Meg, this is more than I can deal with."
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"- I don't see how it can work out. - But, Michael..."
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"I'm sorry, Meg. I promise I won't forget you."
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"like Jodie Foster."
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"and run this wire down through the wall."
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"Grab your walkie. I'll call you when I get up there."
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"Brian, please say 'over' when you finish talking. Over."
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"What? Over."
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"Do you see the wire yet? Over."
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"- No. - No what? Over."
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"Wait, if you haven't started feeding it, why'd you ask me if I could see it?"
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"Didn't copy that. Over."
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"I said, why'd you ask me if I could see it if you haven't started feeding it?"
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"- Over. - Oh, that's better."
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"I can hear you now. Over. Do you see it yet? Over."
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"You know, you're a jackass."
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"For the record, I don't wanna hang out with you anymore when this is over."
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"When this is what, Brian? Over."
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"My sentence is... Wait a minute."
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"Ends with the word what, Brian? Over."
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"Over."
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"Tonight's movie presentation is brought to you by Sanka."
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"Don't you wanna, wanna Sanka"
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"It doesn't keep me up at night, but it helps me poo."
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"Dad, would you be interested in dating Meg?"
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"I'm pregnant!"
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"Oh, I can't believe this."
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"My baby's pregnant. How could this happen?"
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"I don't know, but regardless of how it happened, it happened."
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"Now, I'm going to Michael's house to force him to marry you."
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"I just wanna talk to him."
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"Wait, what are you doing? It is not his fault."
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"- It was an accident! - I just wanna shoot him."
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"- You can't shoot him! - I just wanna talk to him."
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"Wait, what are you doing?"
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"- You got my Meg pregnant. - What?"
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"- I didn't think you wanted to see me. - But this changes everything."
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"I wanna be there for you, Meg. I love you."
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"- Will you marry me? - Yes! Of course!"
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