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Clips from Family Guy - Peter's Daughter (S06E06)

"On which we used to rely?"
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"And I'm Diane Simmons. A flash flood warning is in effect"
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"Tom, residents all over Quahog have been affected by the heavy rains,"
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"although some are doing their best to ride it out."
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"Well, we should wrap this up. You're getting wet."
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"Well, I'm living life before the cancer I have kills me, so I don't mind the rain."
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"Thank you, Tricia. Some local residents have even been evacuated"
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"Oh, man, I better save my autographed picture of Dean Cain."
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"Hey, is that Dean Cain on that park bench?"
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"Oh, God."
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"You were right to criticize Meg."
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"For God's sake, save her!"
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"If you come out of this, I am gonna treat you like a princess for the rest of your life."
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"You know, you guys can probably go on home."
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"I wanna meet Scrubs, and I wanna meet black Scrubs, too."
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"I like to eat people from other planets. Especially y'all."
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"Now, y'all get back up inside me, little mouth."
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"What? It's a rundown old house."
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"That's why we can get it for a steal, Brian."
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"- Oh, yeah? Like who? - Mort Goldman for one."
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"Says it's a smart investment. But what does he know? He's only Jewish."
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"- All right, I'm in. - Perfect!"
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"- So you wanna grab something to eat? - Sure."
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"- You ever ride in a limo? - No."
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"and America 's Funniest Home Videos buys you a shrimp cocktail?"
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"you've really been true to your word about treating Meg better."
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"Good for you. Good for you."
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"I can't fit all my books in my locker."
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"There he is now!"
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"Hey, Meg. You ready to go?"
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"No, Peter, they're people, like you and me."
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"I'm not gonna let Meg turn out like my Nerf football in the hall closet."
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"You might find out he's not so bad."
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"But I'll suck it up and talk to Michael. Even though I've also got..."
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"You know, Michael, my daughter's womb is not a wildfire"
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"- Neither is her lower back or her hair. - I understand."
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"and pretend like somebody else is doing it?"
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"Not anymore you don't, 'cause you're going out with my daughter."
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"You get started with this drywall,"
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"You're so thoughtful!"
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"- What the hell? - What's wrong?"
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"Uh..."
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"Meg, I'm not sure, but I think your dad is sitting at that table over there."
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"- What? Where? - Well, I can't tell if it's him."
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"Oh, no, Jodie. It's my husband. He's home from work early."
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"Okay."
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"- Brian, pick up. Over. - What?"
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"Okay, I'm gonna start feeding it through. Over."
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"- That's it. My sentence is over. - Your sentence is what, Brian? Over."
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"I have to say over, even if the sentence ends with the word over?"
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"- Oh, I see the wire. - You see the wire what? Over."
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"Meg, sweetie, it's been like two weeks."
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"Don't you think it's time to forget about that boy?"
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"I could set you up with one of my friends."
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"Oh, wait, I don't have any friends."
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"I could set you up with Dad."
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"I certainly would. There, Meg, everything's fine."
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"Meg, can you turn over? I gotta get that thing out of there."
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"You're sitting on my shirt. I gotta put it on this hanger."
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"- Dad, this is ridiculous! - I just wanna talk to him."
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"- Put that gun away! - I just wanna talk to him."
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"- Why? - Because I just emptied"
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"and then chicken out halfway through the pregnancy,"
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"because then you wind up with Chris."
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"and a courtroom doll that kids use to show where the molester touched them."
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"I am outta here, 'cause I don't need to see"
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"but just remember this is a residence"
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"Yeah, this doesn't seem like much of a party."
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"It's Officer Nasty. Careful, I might be carrying a concealed weapon."
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"Well, that's impossible!"
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"Michael's out there waiting for me."
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"I... You, too, honey."
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"God, look at Meg's fat shoulders in those spaghetti straps."
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"I never should have dragged you into this anyway."
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"I guess sometimes a father just gets a little overprotective of his daughter,"
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"but you gotta know I was only thinking about your happiness."
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"Nice to see you"
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"You're just as lovely as you used to be"
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"Is violence in movies and sex on TV"
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"Good evening, I'm Tom Tucker with a Channel Five News Special Report."
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"Let's go to Asian reporter Tricia Takanawa"
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"Who's gonna tell us all about the rain."
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"For example, I'm here with Rides-a-Ten-Speed-Everywhere Guy."
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"Sir, why are you riding your ten-speed in the rain?"
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"I don't mind. A little drizzle never hurt anybody."
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"and it's a great way to stay in shape."
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"How long have you lived in Quahog?"
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"Well, I used to live in the city, but I decided moving here"
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"would be a little more relaxing, a little more manageable,"
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"and it's a great way to stay in shape."
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"What do you do for a living?"
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"It's not too demanding, the pay is good, and it's a great way to stay in shape."
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"Water feels good on my skin. It's cool, refreshing,"
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"- and it's a great way to stay in shape. - What kind of cancer?"
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"to Quahog Stadium for their own protection."
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"- Why do I have to stay here? - We just think you'll be safer."
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"- But my house is dry. - Here's a blanket."
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"If you're looking for a bathroom, it's all around you."
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"Oh! Crap, Peter, it's a flash flood!"
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"Lois, you may wanna come down here!"
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"Wow, cool."
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"Does it feel like the water suddenly just got warmer?"
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"- No. - Oh, that's right."
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"Peter, the water's rising fast! We gotta get outta here!"
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"What? But Dad..."
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"And for God's sake, do not be afraid to make me a sandwich while you're in there."
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"Boy, you cannot wait to criticize her at every turn, can you?"
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"Well, Lois, I am sorry for snapping at you earlier."
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"She could not even handle this simple task."
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"She's in there right now, taking a nap underwater."
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"My God, we better get her to a hospital. She doesn't look too good."
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"Yeah, she looks worse than Andy Garcia when he had his conjoined twin."
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"I had a great time with you tonight. You're really amazing."
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"Thanks, Andy. I had a great time, too."
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"- Shoulder guy wants to get in on this. - Just ignore him."
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"Okay."
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"So, do you maybe want to go in the other room?"
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"Sure. Sounds good."
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"- Rick, shut up! - Hey, bitch, wanna suck on my tooth?"
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"Mr. And Mrs. Griffin, I'm afraid your coma's in a daughter."
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