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Clips from Mork & Mindy - Limited Engagement (S04E04)

"This may shock and even nauseate you."
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"Bunny, I may not be the handsomest man,"
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"or the brightest,"
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"or the wealthiest man in the world,"
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"but I've got his phone number."
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"Okay. Let's see."
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"Did she come in yet?"
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"On your mark, get set, propose."
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"sometimes I wish I was the garbage man,"
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"when they wake up in the morning, they expect the world to stink."
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"Mind, although we've only known each other now"
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"for 26,802 hours, I feel basically..."
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"But am I bitter? No."
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"Mr. Sternhagen said it had nothing to do with my being a woman,"
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"it's just that he needed a shortstop for the station's softball team."
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"Mind... It's hard to propose to a moving target. Mind."
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"I know, let's go do something fun. You wanna play tennis?"
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"I'd love to play "Space Invaders." Go for some pizza, maybe get married."
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"No, we had Italian food last night."
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"Cute, but not the greatest attention span."
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"Eenie, meenie, minie, mo, you die."
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"- Thanks. - Mind,"
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"you know, I've traveled all around the galaxy,"
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"You know, I don't think I know"
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"a nicer or kinder being than you."
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"I love you very much,"
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"and will you marry me?"
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"Mind?"
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"Hon, don't check out without the baggage. Mind."
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"Mind. Mind."
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"[SQUEAKING]"
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"- What's wrong with Mindy? - I don't know, Grams."
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"All I did was ask her to marry me and, boom, she's got the personality of lint."
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"- Marry? - Yes, sir, I think..."
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"Oh, yes, thank you for your blessing."
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"Blessing? I'll give you a blessing."
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"Wouldn't hit a man standing behind a woman wearing glasses, would you?"
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"CORA: Married."
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"I don't think we should neglect Mindy like this."
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"- Honey, come on. - Hi, Dad."
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"You know, Pops, wherever Mindy goes, I go,"
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"because basically we're a unit, right?"
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"Okay, but since we're almost family, I can make one exception."
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"Now, honey, let me see if I can... I can say this tactfully."
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"Mork is an alien."
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"He's an extraterrestrial being."
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"CORA: Oh, pipe down, Fredzo."
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"so you can bring in 20 extra channels."
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"A television antenna is one thing, a son-in-law is another."
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"Don't talk to me about a son-in-law."
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"Come on, you two."
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"All right. Technically, we all know Mork isn't exactly human,"
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"but he has a lot more humanity in him than anyone I've ever met."
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"He's sweet, he's charming, he's sensitive,"
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"and I love him."
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"Uh, Mindy, you loved Oliver too, but you got over him."
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"Oliver was a goldfish."
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"And he went belly-up."
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"Will you talk some sense into him, please?"
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"Oh, Mindy dear, we all love Mork."
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"Yes, and we don't mind if he still likes to chase cars"
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"or sit on his face,"
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"but you see, you mustn't let love spoil your judgment."
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"Mindy, any mixed marriage is rough."
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"Yes, but I'm afraid this one is impossible."
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"I'll commute."
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"Mindy, think."
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"Mork is an Orkan and he's aging backwards."
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"You'll be on Medicare, he'll be on pablum."
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"Dear, you will never be able to have a normal life."
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"And what about having a family?"
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"The chances are, you can't."
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"Oh, Mindy, we don't like to see you cheated out"
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"of having something as precious as children."
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"Honey, it's your decision,"
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"and we just want you to be realistic."
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"And sometimes that's the hardest thing in the world."
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"I always thought my life would be like a Doris Day movie,"
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"not Barbarella."
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"How do I weigh what I feel against what I know is logical?"
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"MORK: Will you folks talk a little louder? I can't hear a word you're saying!"
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"to flush Oliver down the toilet."
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"Mind, you've been in there all night. Are you gonna come out?"
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"MINDY: Yes."
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"Yes. She said, "Yes.""
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"[SHOUTING]"
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"Mind, Mind, Mind. Oh, yes, Mind, Mind, Mind, look."
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"[HUMMING]"
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"Oh, Mork."
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"Wait, wait, wait."
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"Oh, Mork, it's a beautiful ring."
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"- Look at the jewels, they're sparkling. - Uh-huh."
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"- They're glittering. - Mm-hm."
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"- They're moving. - Yeah."
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"Those are his eyes. He's blinking."
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"- Him? He's alive? - Yep."
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"Oh, don't do that. You'll give him whiplash."
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"See, the nice thing about it is, if you drop it, he'll follow you home."
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"It's a very nice ring, but I can't accept it."
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"You don't want the engagement ring?"
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"- Oh, Mork. - Mind?"
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"It's not the ring."
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"See, Mork, sometimes in life, no matter how much you dream"
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"I guess what I'm really trying to say is, I can't marry you."
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"Pshaw, Mind, it's a joke, right, like the volunteer Army?"
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"[LAUGHING]"
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"Rejection."
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"Okay. You don't wanna be Mrs. Mork?"
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"Mind, Mind, Mind, but..."
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"Mind, will you give me one reason why we can't get married,"
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"- It's because you're an alien. - And?"
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"And? And that's it."
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"Don't you see? We're from two completely different worlds."
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"I mean, Pocahontas and John Smith, or Mickey Rooney and pick-a-number."
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"Mind, come on now. Mind, I'm not gonna give up."
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"- No way, like glue, I'm stuck on you. - Oh, come on. Deep down inside,"
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"you know there's probably a barrier that shouldn't be crossed."
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"Yeah, but you said you loved me, you know, love me."
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"Mork, I said that and I meant it, but I'm sorry, my mind is made up."
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"Oh, but, Mind, you took more time to make up your mind"
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