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Clips from Dr. Ken - D.K.'s Korean Ghost Story (S02E02)

"Hey, Allison. No costume this year?"
Dr. Ken
"So, what's everyone got planned for tonight?"
Dr. Ken
"I'm available."
Dr. Ken
"You really don't."
Dr. Ken
"like my mom used to do to me and my brother"
Dr. Ken
"It's not real."
Dr. Ken
"Thanks, Dave. See you at school tomorrow."
Dr. Ken
"Kids."
Dr. Ken
"Teenagers."
Dr. Ken
"because he would've been too scared."
Dr. Ken
"it's too dangerous, and you're too young."
Dr. Ken
"'Cause you have the body of a gymnast,"
Dr. Ken
"Great! A person."
Dr. Ken
"who will be at your side for all eternity."
Dr. Ken
"I'll tell you this much, you certainly won't die"
Dr. Ken
"Right, right, left, right, left, straight for a while,"
Dr. Ken
"This..."
Dr. Ken
"This is my second beer."
Dr. Ken
"not because he doesn't love you."
Dr. Ken
"I'm drinking for the same reason."
Dr. Ken
"Your bedroom's a cemetery?"
Dr. Ken
"Aw, sick! That's perfect!"
Dr. Ken
"It was dope!"
Dr. Ken
"Riddle is..."
Dr. Ken
"what wears clothing in its infancy"
Dr. Ken
"Okay, the answer to your riddle is..."
Dr. Ken
"Wait, bamboo wears clothing in its infancy?"
Dr. Ken
"but he'll do."
Dr. Ken
"I'm starving."
Dr. Ken
"so I followed you here and I figured, you know..."
Dr. Ken
"Do you remember our school pledge?"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, wait a sec."
Dr. Ken
"Finally."
Dr. Ken
"You'll have to excuse my appearance."
Dr. Ken
"so I just threw on this old thing."
Dr. Ken
"Well, that settles it. Creepy cat lady it is."
Dr. Ken
"Okay."
Dr. Ken
"This is the faceless Dalgyalgwishin."
Dr. Ken
"Way to commit."
Dr. Ken
"Thanks."
Dr. Ken
"It really hurt my throat."
Dr. Ken
"Ooh, let me guess."
Dr. Ken
"Are you Sia? Sia's grandmother?"
Dr. Ken
"Close... I'm Sia-later."
Dr. Ken
"Sia-later, y'all."
Dr. Ken
"That's way more clever than hot dog."
Dr. Ken
"Hey, it's Dr. Hot Dog, okay?"
Dr. Ken
"That really hurts, Allison."
Dr. Ken
"You make fun of my costume every year."
Dr. Ken
"Then you of all people should know how hurtful that is."
Dr. Ken
"Ooh, holiday treats."
Dr. Ken
"Don't do it."
Dr. Ken
"Don't do what?"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, good, someone's finally trying"
Dr. Ken
"my Hallow-vegan boo-nana bites."
Dr. Ken
"I gave you the warning cough."
Dr. Ken
"What do you think? Can you taste the lentils?"
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, it's very dusty."
Dr. Ken
"Ooh, that's the mushrooms."
Dr. Ken
"Okay."
Dr. Ken
"Probably get my stomach pumped, my tongue sanded."
Dr. Ken
"Because of your cookies, to be clear."
Dr. Ken
"Well, I certainly have no plans, that's for sure."
Dr. Ken
"Maybe a party or gathering with a few work friends."
Dr. Ken
"Molly's good, but I'm a little worried about Dave."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, oh. We're really doing this."
Dr. Ken
"Okay."
Dr. Ken
"The other day I caught him on the computer looking at..."
Dr. Ken
"I know where this is going."
Dr. Ken
"He has a Pinterest board of the top cities to retire in."
Dr. Ken
"He's 11."
Dr. Ken
"Ah! Tell him Scottsdale."
Dr. Ken
"That's where I'm heading when the music stops."
Dr. Ken
"I'll pass that along."
Dr. Ken
"The point is, he's trying to grow up too fast."
Dr. Ken
"He's not even trick-or-treating tonight."
Dr. Ken
"What?! Then who's gonna give me my sour gummy worms?"
Dr. Ken
"You know you can buy candy, right?"
Dr. Ken
"I know!"
Dr. Ken
"Sorry, I'm overheating. It's really warm in here."
Dr. Ken
"The thing is, every Halloween,"
Dr. Ken
"I have this tradition of scaring the hell out of Dave."
Dr. Ken
"Geez, you really are a witch."
Dr. Ken
"Um, I don't get that because Allison's"
Dr. Ken
"not dressed up like anything right now."
Dr. Ken
"Okay."
Dr. Ken
"I mean like a fun scare"
Dr. Ken
"when we were kids. And we loved it."
Dr. Ken
"That's why Halloween's my favorite holiday."
Dr. Ken
"And Dave loves it, too."
Dr. Ken
"He'd scream and jump into my arms,"
Dr. Ken
"- and I'd get a good snuggle. - Aww."
Dr. Ken
"But now he says it's too baby-ish."
Dr. Ken
"This morning,"
Dr. Ken
"I woke him up with this, but nothing."
Dr. Ken
"Spider! Run!"
Dr. Ken
"It's fake."
Dr. Ken
"I know!"
Dr. Ken
"Sorry, I really got to get out of this."
Dr. Ken
"- Trick or treat! - Trick or treat!"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, you two look so cute."
Dr. Ken
"I remember when I used to trick-or-treat."
Dr. Ken
"Well, have fun and be safe out there."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, Barry. Be good, Wayne!"
Dr. Ken
"Okay, I have to throw together a costume for tonight."
Dr. Ken
"Anyone have any ideas?"
Dr. Ken
"I thought Tammy's party was no costumes."
Dr. Ken
"It was, but then Tammy got the flu, lost three pounds,"
Dr. Ken
"and now wants everyone in costumes so she can show off."
Dr. Ken
"You guys, I have 30 minutes to figure out what to go as."
Dr. Ken
"Here's idea."
Dr. Ken
"You can roll around in garden, go as dirt person."
Dr. Ken
"And now I have 29 minutes."
Dr. Ken
"Dave, you want a snack?"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, no, I made a mistake!"
Dr. Ken
"Those are eyeballs from the hospital!"
Dr. Ken
"Nice try, mom. They're peeled grapes."
Dr. Ken
"The only thing scary about them"
Dr. Ken
"is that all the nutrients are in the skin."
Dr. Ken
"Seriously? You didn't even flinch."
Dr. Ken
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