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Clips from Seinfeld - The Sponge (S07E07)

"...because he thinks he looks more intelligent."
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"It's a corrective device. If you see someone with a hearing aid..."
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"I need you both to sponsor me in the AIDS Walk."
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"Well, I admire you for joining the fight against AIDS."
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"I talk the talk and I walk the walk, baby."
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"... everyone's taking, taking, taking. No one's giving. It's bedlam."
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"She's gonna ask how you got her number."
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"Oh, I'll tell her I met some guy who knew her and he gave it to me."
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"I'd just come from buying a speedboat."
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"- You're buying a speedboat? - See, we're already off the subject..."
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"...of how I got her number."
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"- So you really like this guy? - Very much."
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"- Are you still on the pill? - Oh, Kramer..."
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"Off the market? The Sponge? No, no. No way."
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"I wasn't paying attention. I'd just come from shopping..."
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"Not as thin as you think."
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"Let me tell you something about that tag."
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"What? Oh, how could he be so vain?"
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"Well, this is the Jerry Seinfeld that only I know."
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"It's all right, I'm your fiancée. Everyone assumes..."
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"...you'll tell me everything."
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"This is just like your secret bank code."
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"There's attorney- client privileges here."
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"If I play it by your rule, no one will ever confide in me again."
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"I'll be cut out of the loop."
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"What about?"
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"Monica, Jerry got Lena's unlisted number off of an AIDS Walk list."
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"- I don't know. - Hey."
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"- Hey. - Well, Kramer was right."
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"- What are you gonna do? - I'll tell you."
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"- What does Susan use? - I don't know."
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"I had to walk up five flights."
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"- Better than you. - I got a 31 waist, mister."
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"Do you carry Today Sponges?"
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"A case? A case of Sponges?"
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"I mean, a case."
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"- Ten? - Twenty Sponges should be plenty."
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"Can you wrap up all the leftovers on the table, please?"
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"- I'd get tired of it. - How could you not?"
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"- I don't know. - Did you get to talk to her?"
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"You know, I'm sure you can reach her. She's a poet, you know."
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"Jerry got her phone number off of an AIDS Walk list?"
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"- Can we stop by a drug store first? - What for?"
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"Wait a minute. Wait a minute. They don't have them anymore."
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"- Hey, Kramer, are you in? - Oh, you gotta be kidding..."
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"Do you wanna go in the bedroom?"
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"Okay."
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"- Did you get any of those Sponges? - Yeah."
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"Cleaned out the whole West Side."
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"Why?"
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"- Well, Susan. - Oh, Susan uses the Sponge."
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"- I can't help you out. - What?"
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"- You know about make- up sex? - Oh, yeah."
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"George, I know all about make- up sex and I'm really sorry."
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"...and just between you and me, there's really no big surprises here..."
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"...so make- up sex is all that I have left."
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"- George! - Pardon?"
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"You got the AIDS Walk in three hours."
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"Guess what? Lena found out how I got her number."
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"- My Susan? - Why did you tell her?"
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"You leave me no choice. You're the media now..."
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"- She's too good. - Too good?"
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"- I thought you said it was imminent. - It was."
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"Yeah, Jerry, I have to conserve..."
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"...these Sponges. - But you like this guy."
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"George is getting frustrated."
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"- You don't wanna wear one? - No, no."
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"- But you have to wear an AIDS ribbon. - I have to?"
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"- Yes. - See, that's why I don't want to."
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"I don't see why you can't just use condoms."
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"Oh, no, no. No, condoms are for single men."
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"- So you think you're spongeworthy? - Yes, I think I'm spongeworthy."
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"I think I'm very spongeworthy."
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"Well, we've gone out several times. We obviously have a good rapport."
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"And if I can speak frankly, I'm actually quite good at it."
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"...about your sideburns? - Yeah, I told you."
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"You know, they're a very eccentric group..."
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"Oh, by the way, I checked at the soup kitchen, they do have cream soups."
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"I'm rinsing a sweater. I left the water running."
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"She is depraved."
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"Tell you something? I do."
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"- You see these jeans I'm wearing? - Yeah?"
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"- Give it to me. Give it to me. - Wait a second."
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"No. Never."
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"We are all wearing the ribbon."
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"So why aren't you going to wear the ribbon?"
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"This is America. I don't have to wear anything I don't want to!"
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"She said I wasn't spongeworthy. Wouldn't waste a Sponge on me."
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"I wish I had one. That condom killed me."
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"- Everything's finished here. - I told him he'd never make it."
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"Come on."
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"- Good morning. - Good morning."
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"Nope."
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"People can be so vain."
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"I have a friend, wears eyeglasses, no prescription..."
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"...that this person supposedly blew out their eyeballs?"
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"And that's why they need the glasses?"
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"...you don't think, Oh, they must have been listening real good."
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"Yeah, to a lot of important stuff. No, they're deaf."
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"- Hey, boys and girls. - Hey."
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"- Isn't that tomorrow? - Yeah, yeah. So get... Get..."
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"Yeah, well, if I didn't do something, I wouldn't be able to live with myself."
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"It's hard enough living next door."
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"...and they think they're doing something. Not me."
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"- Still a 31 waist? - Yep, since college."
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"- Hey, Lena Small is on this list. - Lena Small?"
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"...and now here's her number. - Oh, you're not gonna..."
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"...cop a girl's phone number off an AIDS charity list."
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"Elaine, you should admire me. I'm aspiring to date a giving person."
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"- But you're a taking person. - That's why I should date..."
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"...a giving person. If I date a taking person..."
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"- What's he look like? - I didn't pay much attention."
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"All I do is get past the first phone call and I'm home free."
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"- I don't know. - Lf Billy got your number..."
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"...off the AIDS Walk list, you wouldn't have gone out with him?"
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"- Well... - Yeah."
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"- How's the sexual chemistry? - Haven't been in the lab yet."
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"But I am birth-control shopping today."
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"No, I think birth control should be discussed in an open forum."
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"- The Sponge, okay? - Sponge?"
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