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Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - Kimmy Goes to a Play! (S02E02)

"Titus."
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"You inspired me."
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"I'm not giving up."
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"They're gonna make this neighborhood nicer"
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"over my dead body!"
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"Or at least a body that sure looks a lot like me"
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"Titus, if anything deserves a high five, it's this."
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"And yet nothing does."
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"I haven't heard that song since I was a little boy."
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"Corbin, what do we do now that we're not offended?"
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"Yeah, I feel weird."
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"It's like... I can't breathe."
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"Wait, I'm not allowed to say that."
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"I offended myself."
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"Yo, yo, yo, bitches,"
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"What are you doing here?"
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"She set me free."
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"She said I could be so much more than a trophy boy,"
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"and she was right."
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"So say goodbye to Douglas,"
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"and say hello to DJ FingaBlazt."
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"Jacqueline listened to me."
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"Don't tell me you're making your debut sans peen."
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"How did that sad woman guess my name?"
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"You know what?"
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"I don't care what any of you think."
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"I know who I am."
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"Scoff."
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"- Kimmy attack! - What's happening?"
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"There's a lot of fancy blond ladies here."
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"I saw Douglas. I know what you did."
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"Absolutely not. But thank you, Kimmy."
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"I don't think I can go through with this."
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"So let them laugh"
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"and dance and laugh,"
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"'cause we don't care what everyone you know thinks."
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"And I almost let him."
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"But I'm not making that mistake again."
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"Well, what have we here?"
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"Don't need a man, indeed."
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"Jacqueline, why, don't tell me this is your date."
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"Date? Mr. Splode..."
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"Yes, well, it's nothing serious."
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"I guess some people might find that fascinating."
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"Le freak c'est chic."
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"And such a nasty little butch boy."
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"She's a model for L.L.Bean's performance fleeces."
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"Scrumptious!"
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"Julian will be furious"
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"when he hears about this from someone who is me."
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"♪ ♪"
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"We miss you, Biggie."
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"Your name described your spirit"
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"as well as your morbid obesity."
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"It looks just like him."
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"You know, B,"
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"- Run, Lillian! - Run, Lillian!"
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"trump"
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"and he's having, like, nine surgeries."
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"Mm."
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"To complete the illusion,"
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"the Mondrian,"
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"Did you know the post office is only open 40 minutes a week?"
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"Send my regrets."
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"I think I left my fake eyelashes in your bathroom."
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"All the other bugs."
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"even the man whose name I will not mention,"
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"Oh... now I'm confused."
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"There's Cyrus, the first openly gay slave."
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"Playing? I was a Japanese woman."
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"That's not the opposite of Julian."
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"I don't know!"
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"Look."
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"I'm out of Pattis."
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"I don't want to hear the end of anything anyone has to say."
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"Or maybe I set them up."
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"Effé-ten-cinco."
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"It's high-speed Internet."
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"We're wiring this whole neighborhood before they put up the new development."
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"Well, why didn't you eat him?"
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"No. Bad Doug."
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"- Tell me about it. - It's just a bunch of Chandlers."
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"No."
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"I'm done listening to haters."
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"Dear, you're just adding to the booing."
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"but is burned beyond recognition."
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"That was beautiful."
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"where my table at?"
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"♪ ♪"
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"Away, gypsy. No babies for you here."
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"They all think I'm a joke."
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"I just had to take a break from men after Julian."
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"What a disgrace."
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"Thanks to the divorce,"
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"Time to get more Ds"
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"I don't understand."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Oh, Kimmy, I'm glad you're here."
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"and there's a gigantic furry monster"
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"The point is, you deserve more than this."
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"I don't know... like, a guy with feet"
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"♪ Or a sash to wear ♪"
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"We're just friends helping each other."
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"'Cause that's what the Internet is..."
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"Look at how young and poor he is."
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"♪ Home ♪"
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"Try and stop us!"
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"Then I showed up downstairs,"
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"and laugh and laugh"
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"Oh, no, Kimmy."
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"♪ I hate being ♪"
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"No, no, no, believe me, Jacqueline, I'd love to, but I can't."
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"They drew a Michael Jordan mustache on me."
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"Whose ghosts are they?"
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"I didn't even know I was into this."
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"Mega Hitler! Mega..."
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"I'm used to getting paid under the table."
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"Don't be ridiculous, Argos!"
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"Do you know what the real opposite of Julian is?"
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"You're the belle of the ball."
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