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Clips from Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)

"You should have told me that when you go home, you put on lady's underpants."
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
"Half those guys are straight. Perfect fathers, love their kids."
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"Don't steal any more shit."
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"You're not a punk."
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"So that's pretty much that."
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"There is, though, one final scene for your viewing pleasure."
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"Do I know you?"
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"What do you want?"
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"Son of a-"
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"I loved my girl."
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"You bastard!"
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"An old man that can't defend himself."
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"Yeah, that's right."
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"Big tough guy."
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"I prefer Genaros, but what do I know? I'm a bear. I suck the heads off fish."
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
"-I would say that this movie is about- It's about friendship."
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"I've got a message for you. Get your feet off my fucking desk."
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"If you're wondering who the best boy is, it's someone's nephew."
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"For all of you good people in the Midwest..."
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"-Say good night. -Thanks again."
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"Now, go. Vanish."
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"There you go, a winner!"
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"Not for the squeamish."
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"Not for the faint of heart."
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"Help me! Help me!"
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
"...that me and Harmony changed the world."
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"And we didn't mean to. And it didn't last long, you know."
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
"...she spells it J-Y-L-L-E, that bullshit."
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"That's me there. My name's Harry Lockhart, I'll be your narrator."
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"Welcome to the party."
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"The man with him is Perry Van Shrike, a. k.a. Gay Perry."
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"He's bigtime. Also, he's gay."
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"I seen you play ball. You're tough. But you see a naked guy..."
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"I don't make that leap. It's like, Look, there's an elephant. Quick..."
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
"...let's drain its blood to paint my boathouse."
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"It's just that that's not the first thing you think of."
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"L.A."
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"By now you may wonder how I wound up here, or maybe not."
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"Point is, I don't see another goddamn narrator, so pipe down."
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"How did I get here? See for yourself."
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"...because I must be missing something."
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"Protocop, protector of man. Is that it? Protocop? He protects men."
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"That show was cancelled two years ago. Just ask-Wait, are they even open?"
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"-I gotta go, but I'll find this."
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"-Give me the gun! -No. Give me the bullets!"
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"Drop the gun. We didn't do anything. We are not dangerous. Drop the gun."
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"Richie!"
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"Jesus. Oh, no, no. We're not ready for you yet, sir."
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"-Go wait with the others. -Grace, do me a favor, let's take him."
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"Okay, come on."
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"You know the setup? Got any questions?"
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"He's got no questions. Look at him. Let's go."
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"Let's read."
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"-Where is he? Where's Raphael? -Where is he?"
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"Where's-?"
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"Beat up on me all night. You want me to give up my partner, you can go spit."
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
"Quit acting like the good guy, jerk-off."
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"You got your partner killed."
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"You killed him!"
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"I didn't want him to come in on it. He insisted."
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"I said, Stay at home. But he doesn't listen. He's such a stupid son of a bitch."
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"Oh, fuck, this is my fault. I'm sorry."
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"Sorry."
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"Hey, good luck."
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"See, this is what I'm talking about. Old school. Method."
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"Get Gay Perry on the phone."
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"Now, get this, they're screen-testing me. Is that wild?"
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"-Hi. -Hey."
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"So, what do you do?"
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"Now, Harmony, different story."
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"He's as good as a fog light or whatever."
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"Don't talk to Reggie, he's black."
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"Oh, wait, he can play basketball. Sign him up."
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"Rudolph, Reggie."
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"Harmony Faith Lane was your typical L.A. girl, she wasn't from there."
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"Like most soon-to-be-fucked-up girls, Harmony was wicked smart."
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"Of course, credit where credit's due..."
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"...she had a terrific mentor. No, not her."
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"She poured herself into a seamless dress."
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"From the looks of it, she spilled some."
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"She'd get rich and famous and then help little sis."
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"...the guy who wrote the books said Jonny was a joke."
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"Oh, shit. I skipped something."
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
"Fuck, bad narrating. Like my dad telling a joke."
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"Oh, wait, back up. I forgot to tell you the cowboy rode a blue horse. Fuck."
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"I don't know if you want to see it now, but here's the fucking robot stuff."
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"What the-?"
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"Oh, my God."
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
"...say he seemed despondent earlier tonight..."
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"...during a rerun of Protocop."
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"The actor, who still retains a costume he wore on the show..."
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"...stumbled down the bike path and wandered into this Venice Beach house..."
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"...where aspiring actress Harmony Faith Lane was shocked to discover him."
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"This city can't get enough of messing with people."
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"You can never see below the waist. It's like a Playmate in 1964."
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"-I will fuck you up. -No, you'll try."
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"And that little experiment will end in tears, my friend."
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"So again, for the cheap seats, do not think, walk the fuck away."
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"It's past my bedtime."
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"You all right?"
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"Thanks, bro."
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"One day, I'll actually learn how to fight."
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"-You must be-Anyway.... -Gay Perry?"
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"Wow, five years."
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"I'm knee-deep in pussy. I just like the name so much, I can't get rid of it."
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"Dabney wants you to take detective lessons."
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"-Come again? -For your acting."
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"What's the person like? Crime lord?"
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"-Good God. Ouch. -Yeah, you should see the other guy."
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"Harry, this is our generous host, Harlan Dexter."
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"Ah, yes, of course. You're Dabney's golden boy from back East."
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"When the neon lights came on, I woke up."
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"I'm afraid I'm similarly afflicted. My daughter just lived 10 years in Paris."
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"She says it is heaven for the vampire set."
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"If you'll excuse me, apparently I'm meant to help cut this monstrosity."
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"-Born-again? That's precious. -Isn't it?"
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"Okay, I apologize."
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"Gee, you think maybe it'll come back later, maybe?"
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"Wonder where the climax will happen."
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"Or that shot of the cook in Hunt for Red October. Sorry."
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