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Clips from One Day at a Time - Sex Talk (S01E01)

"I didn't get the period talk till I was 12."
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"Paco just called it "shark week.""
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"Well, they say you should answer every question honestly, so I did."
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"And I ended up going from periods into the whole sex talk."
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"Then, Elena said... "Cool! What's an exclamation point?""
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"Lucky she didn't ask about a colon."
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"and telling me it was my virginity."
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""Lupita, nobody wants to marry a used handkerchief.""
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"Here comes professor love now."
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"Oh, when violetta died of consumption..."
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"Hey, hey."
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"Spoilers."
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"Sorry, it's just that her death scene was so..."
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"Here, you may have my handkerchief."
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"The singing was very good."
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"But the choreography could have used a little tweaking."
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"Uh, what was the name of that soprano?"
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"Oh, do you mind if I just look it up quickly?"
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"No!"
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"Oh, my stars."
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"I feel compelled to tell you that this is not my computer."
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"That's what we've been talking about."
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"What? What about Alex?"
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"Mami, don't worry. It's not really a big deal."
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"Alex was watching a racy movie."
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"Cars 2?"
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"More like cars 3."
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"Okay, let's stop talking about this."
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"Yeah, whatever it was, don't worry."
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"You know, it's normal for a teenage boy and it's healthy to be curious."
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"Boy, the world has changed."
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"I... just think how difficult it was to see a naked woman in the renaissance."
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"You had to pay someone a fortune"
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"When I was a kid, there was an adult section"
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"Behind the beads."
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"I'd always chicken out and just rent a Jane Fonda workout tape."
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"Still works."
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"That's the thing. It used to be hard to get."
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"Now there are no restrictions."
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"You can get a renaissance painting right on your computer."
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"How bad was this movie that papito was watching?"
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"- Awful. - Pretty tame."
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"Lydia, you asked me to turn away when you buckled your shoe."
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"This is not for you."
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"- Por favor. - No, Mami."
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"¡mira!"
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"I was married for over 40 years."
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"- ¡Dame esa cosa! - Ay."
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"Burn this."
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"Why is everyone staring at me?"
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"Is there a bug on me?"
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"Is there a bug on me?"
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"No, papito, you are bug-free and perfect as always."
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"Yeah. Stand there, so I can always remember you this way."
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"Finn sent me a video to check out. Have you seen my laptop?"
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"No!"
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"What's wrong? Does it have a virus?"
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"It is sick. Yes."
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"Is anybody gonna tell me what's going on?"
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"- Yeah, I'm out. - Yes, I should probably go, too."
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"Thank you for a lovely evening."
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"Okay, sit down."
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"We need to talk about something."
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"I am going to leave."
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"Because... this, like many things in life,"
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"can best be done only between two peoples."
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"- Seriously, what's going on? - Don't worry. It's nothing bad."
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"Okay..."
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"Great start."
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"Ay..."
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"Look..."
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"It's totally natural for you to be curious about sex."
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"If you ever have any questions,"
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"I want you to feel like you can come to me."
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"Do you have any questions?"
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"Yes."
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"When is this going to be over?"
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"I get it. This is uncomfortable for me, too."
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"But it's important to talk about this stuff."
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"Sex can be a really beautiful experience."
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"I know."
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"But look... there's reality, then there's pornography."
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"Why are you doing this to me?"
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"- it's just... - What?"
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"What are you talking about?"
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"Alex, it's okay."
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"I know you were watching a video like that on the computer."
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"- What? No, I wasn't. - Don't lie to me."
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"I'm not lying. I'm not stupid."
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"I know you put software into it that tells you everything I look at."
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"I did order that and installed that, and that's how I found out about this."
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"Mom, you gotta believe me."
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"I would never do that."
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"Okay. Well, then, if wasn't you, who was it?"
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"Hey, guys!"
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"Well, that is unexpected. Did she admit to watching it?"
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"I didn't have the heart to ask her about it last night."
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"After introducing my 12-year-old son to threesomes,"
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"I figured that was enough great parenting for one day."
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"I don't even know what I'm gonna say to Elena."
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"I can't believe I have to have another porn conversation."
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"Oh, you guys are talking about porn without my sexpertise?"
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"Great, I was hoping to get another opinion on this."
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"Yes, let's catch you up."
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"We were just saying that with all the porn available now,"
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"it's a real problem."
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"Yeah. There's not enough hours in a day to watch it all."
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"Well, girls these days are exposed to so much more than my generation was."
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"Or... Your generation, Penelope."
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"And I'm not naive. But Elena's just not that advanced."
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"She just started kinda seeing this boy named Josh,"
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"Aw, you're adorable."
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"I'm sure Josh is the one teenage boy that loves just kissing."
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"Maybe I should be worried about Josh."
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"Is he pressuring her?"
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"I'm glad I got married so young."
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"I was still a "virgin.""
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"- What do you mean? - You know, a "virgin.""
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"I was a good catholic girl, so I wanted to save myself for marriage."
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""Technically" pure."
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