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Clips from BoJack Horseman (2014) - Comedy (S02E02)

"Hey, boys and girls, this is your park DJ speaking."
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"And as the Titanic's band played on as the ship sank,"
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"[slow rock ballad playing over speakers]"
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"[both grunting]"
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"Hooray!"
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"Mr. Peanutbutter."
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"-You saved me! -No."
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"I just got out of my coma, and I don't have time to waste"
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"if you're still figuring your shit out."
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"Plus, it's hard to think straight with this fire everywhere."
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"It's crazy, but I like you."
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"-Okay. -Yeah?"
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"Yeah. Let's move in together. Let's do it."
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"♪ I was in a very famous TV show ♪"
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"♪ BoJack the horse Don't act like you don't know ♪"
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"♪ And I'm trying to hold onto my past ♪"
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"♪ That I'm more horse than a man ♪"
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"♪ Or I'm more man than a horse ♪"
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"Boxer versus raptor. Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na!"
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"[Claire] Oh, my God, are you Todd? [Todd] Uh, yes."
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"You've been doing this for five years? How have you never mentioned it?"
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"-I'm gonna build a Disneyland. -Sounds great, champ."
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"Kind of busy here, Todd."
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"But you do know that there already is a Disneyland?"
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"What the...?"
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"We're here to celebrate."
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"[all gasp]"
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"[light rock ballad playing over speakers]"
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"[laughing]"
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"Or like when Kramer was on Murphy Brown."
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"-Okay. -I don't understand these feelings."
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"[child] Help!"
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"We're in this together now, Todd, and nothing will distract me from--"
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"Coach said he saw you headed to the visitor's locker room"
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"with a steel pipe."
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"I'm glad I never got famous."
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"You meet someone who loves you unconditionally"
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"I got that one! Snoopy the dog. From "Peanuts." Okay."
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"This is Comrade Alexander calling KGB High Command."
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"Da."
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"-I don't like you like this. -I learned it from you."
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"Right, but obviously, I don't care about that,"
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"Alex, would you take me back to my sister's place?"
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"Oh, I get what happened."
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"That's my problem. I'm too good at sabotage."
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"You're right. I gotta win her back, put it all on the line. You know what?"
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"-You what? -But now I realize,"
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"-You gotta-- Over the-- -What is it, boy? What's wrong?"
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"No, no, no, listen!"
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"I'm not always the best at being not terrible."
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"But I want to be better, I'm trying to be better."
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"I saved us."
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"Woo-hoo!"
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"-I want to give this a real shot. -I don't know, BoJack."
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"♪ It's been so long I don't think I'm gonna last ♪"
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"♪ I guess I'll just try And make you understand ♪"
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"She's been with the company 30 years. Everyone above her kept getting fired."
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"I hate to be the one to tell you this,"
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"He's a little cranky because he just got adult braces."
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"Well, technically, you did build this while working for P.B. Livin,"
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"Alex. Or should I say "comrade"?"
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"That other guy, the guy from the party,"
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"I know it feels fast. We barely know each other."
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"Actually, everything feels fresh"
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"I don't trust that guy. I bet he's seen Home Alone."
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"Slap my salami, the guy's a commie."
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"Uh, I was sort of thinking of this as kind of just my thing."
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"and other various animals and humans. Come in, KGB High Command."
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"You think you can drop the jealous boyfriend routine? It feels a little done."
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"-Do you want to go skate? -Nah. You know what they say,"
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"Sorry I tricked you, but with Todd running his own Disneyland"
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"♪ Back in the '90s ♪"
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"♪ BoJack! ♪"
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"If it wasn't for that, she never would've gotten sober."
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"For most, it's when they get married, settle into a routine."
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"The name is a work in progress,"
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"Oh, jeez, got a couple curly guys in here with the regulars."
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"Wanda, you make me want to be a better man."
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"Tubular."
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"I'm sorry, did you say you just woke up from a 30-year coma?"
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"because I'm always Russian."
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"I mean, I did write a best-selling book, but I'm not famous-famous."
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"[sighs]"
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"-Yes, totally. -I want to take risks."
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"[carnival music playing over speakers]"
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"-so I called a lawyer. -Wait, what?"
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"-I mean, yeah. -We did it, buddy!"
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"Well, I think it's safe to take the cone off."
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"if Walt Disney accidentally trademarked the wrong name. I'm sure these--"
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"-♪ I'm BoJack the horse ♪ -♪ BoJack! ♪"
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"[groaning]"
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"Remember that time you peed in Drew Barrymore's car?"
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"-What are you doing? -Did you want me to stay?"
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"Now I got a job in broadcast network television,"
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"but we wanted to work "death" into the title for liability reasons."
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"I am awaiting orders to take down the American dogs and pigs"
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"Hey, what's going on here?"
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"[do-wop ballad plays over speakers]"
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"You can't count each individual thing as a different thing."
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"but I can't reach him and I don't know if I ever will."
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"Uh, yes, I remember that. Why do you remember that?"
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"Want to yell at the waiter and make a scene?"
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"-No, I don't need-- -Come on, do that BoJack thing"
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"Hey, Todd, can you drive me to get my car?"
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"And then you said that there was no Disneyland."
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"Good thing you're getting a free sandwich, huh?"
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"We'll air it three nights a week."
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"-What? -You know I hate negativity."
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"'Cause if I am, you should be a lot more goddamn scared of me."
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"so he'll be in his twenties forever."
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"Okay. But also I'm hungry, so I might just stop by the food court first."
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"[BoJack sighs] [Princess Carolyn gasps]"
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"Wait, no. I don't deserve beer."
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"I don't need to take down capitalism."
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"And when I'm around you, for the first time in 30 years,"
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"And sometimes you gotta swing for the fences, right?"
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