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Clips from BoJack Horseman (2014) - Comedy (S02E02)

"Let's start that song again from the beginning."
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"-Wanda. -And I'm BoJack."
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"It's been really tough for me these last few weeks."
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"-You've never seen Home Alone? -I've never seen it!"
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"-Also, I don't really know what a DVR is. -Neither do I!"
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"Really it's just one thing."
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"[both] Who? Jinx. Buy me a Coke Zero."
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"What's a Coke Zero? I have no idea."
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"[both laughing]"
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"We gotta hang out more. I didn't know there was anyone else like me."
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"Give me your fax and pager number so I can add them to my Rolodex."
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"BoJack, I'm starting to lose the thread of your character."
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"You're right, I'm sorry. Call me Snoop Dogg"
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"I got here as fast as I could."
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"Where's this next Haley Joel Osment?"
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"-That was a lie to get you here. -Aw, fish."
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"-There's never a next Haley Joel Osment. -And there never will be."
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"and actress Margo Martindale in prison"
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"for some reason I don't remember, you're the best friend I've got."
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"Now grab the binoculars. I need dirt on Wanda's new gentleman friend."
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"No, BoJack. What's the play here?"
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"like you do with my boyfriend?"
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"You'll just push her into this other guy's arms."
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"It's been two weeks since I woke up,"
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"the Walt Disney Company."
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"-Mr. Peanutbutter. -We'll see you in court."
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"-The food court? -No. Regular court."
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"Let the record show, this is the single dumbest case I've ever adjudicated."
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"I'm just gonna throw this out there."
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"Is it possible maybe when the other guys tried to copyright the name Disneyland,"
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"they wrote down something else by mistake,"
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"so "Disneyland" is still up for grabs?"
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"Okay, well, let's have a look at the Articles of Incorporation to see"
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"[stammers]"
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"With two "i"s. That son of a gun trademarked the wrong name."
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"May I, counselor?"
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"D-I-I-S. This is unambiguous."
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"-I find in favor of the defendant. -Aw, shit."
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"-You're the defendant. -Aw, sweet!"
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"Hooray! Gross miscarriage!"
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"And that's how I turned my dream into what I call "The Happiest Place On Urf.""
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"-Americans, they like this theme park? -Oh, they love it."
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"It represents everything America stands for."
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"Actually, I did it."
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"I had the idea to build a park, I did all the work and I beat the lawsuit."
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"And unlike that other Disneyland, this Disneyland only has one "i"."
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"You're not welcome at my theme park anymore."
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"I've told the bees if they see you to sting you on sight."
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"You understand. It's nothing personal. It's just good business."
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"And that's how we do business on Urf."
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"If I could get everyone's attention."
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"You're probably wondering why I invited you all here tonight."
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"You said it was to celebrate Todd's legal victory."
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"so you're probably wondering the real reason."
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"[Princess Carolyn] No, we just took you at face value."
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"We have a special guest here tonight."
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"[BoJack gasps]"
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"-Why would you say "comrade"? -Oh, I forgot to explain that part."
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"Alex is a KGB agent bent on destroying America."
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"-It truly is a small world after all! -Alex, is that true?"
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"Okay, yes. It's true."
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"[all] Aww!"
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"He's a soviet sleeper-agent who doesn't realize the Cold War is over."
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"I felt totally alone in this world before I met Wanda."
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"And then I met all of you, my friends."
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"just because I think you're all capitalist swine"
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"and want to see your way of life destroyed, well, so be it."
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"-Or should I say, So-vi-et. -Oh! Cute. Wordplay."
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"-That's not even good wordplay. -Wait, how did you know all this?"
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"-BoJack, were you spying on him? -He is literally a spy"
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"trying to destroy America, the country we all live in."
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"BoJack, I am really bumping on the whole you-not-liking-Alex of it all."
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"-You told me you were going to drop it. -Yeah, but--"
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"I don't care about Alex."
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"I want to know what happened to the amazing guy"
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"I spent the last few days with, because if this is who you are,"
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"I don't think I like it."
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"Sure thing, Wanda. And I can get you there fast"
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"[all] Aww!"
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"Seriously?"
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"I got here as fast as I could. Where's the next Dakota Fa--?"
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"Could you get me a beer from the fridge? I didn't want to stand up."
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"You called me all the way over here to not get you a beer?"
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"Why do I always do this? I push away everyone I care about."
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"Oh, do you? I never noticed that."
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"Look, you obviously really care about this girl"
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"and that scares you, so you sabotage yourself."
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"-Why am I so good at everything I do? -Hey, I got a crazy idea."
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"How about you just stop sulking and go win her back, dummy?"
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"I think I will have that beer, can you get it for me?"
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"-Why do I bother? -Hey, grab a beer for yourself, too!"
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"Actually, I want both beers!"
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"-Wanda. -What do you want, BoJack?"
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"There's something I gotta say. When I was--"
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"I never should have tried to make your thing my thing!"
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"I just got excited and wanted to smear Mr. Peanutbutter all over everything."
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"I should have been supporting you, like this support beam."
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"-Or a different support beam. -It's my fault."
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"The point of Disneyland isn't to make money and win lawsuits."
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"But I forgot that."
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"So, these two were so consumed by greed that it destroyed them."
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"You know, I came here today to blow up Disneyland."
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"Capitalism sows the seeds for its own destruction."
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"It's a snake that eats itself. It's only a matter of time."
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"Hey, buddy, let's just say we-- Oh!"
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"Oh, no, no, no. No!"
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"Gabe Jr.!"
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"Quick, Todd! The mattress pile!"
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"Bees, help! Your queen commands you!"
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"No! Bees! Come on!"
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"-Hey, there's trouble. -Did some kid fall down a well?"
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"He's trying to tell us a kid fell down a well."
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"-Let's go, go, go! Come on! -Bad, bad, bad. You gotta--"
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"Wait, Wanda, we need to talk."
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"-But the fire. -I don't care about that."
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"I'm cynical and I'm possessive and I can sometimes fly off the handle."
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"I gotta say, I'm not loving this pitch so far."
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"I feel like I can be."
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"Wow. That's a great line."
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"-Did you just come up with that? -Yes."
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