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Clips from BoJack Horseman (2014) - Comedy (S02E02)

"Okay, I get it. You are building your own Disneyland."
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"-Literally the first I'm hearing of this. -Anyway, tomorrow we open the gates."
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"Finally, people will have a place to go after they win the Super Bowl."
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"-Yeah, I built it. -No, I mean the real Disneyland."
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"You mean, the one in the hearts and minds of children everywhere?"
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"-The one in Anaheim! -I think we're saying the same thing."
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"I can do it for a small co-pay."
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"Can't say I'll miss it,"
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"Honey, would you rub my chin for me so I can remember things?"
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"Oh, um, okay. Uh..."
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"Yeah, memories."
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"Hey, where should we go for my first meal after the operation?"
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"It's not an operation, but we could go to Storky's again."
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""Storky's, where your 81st sandwich is free.""
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"We've been there 80 times? It just opened last month."
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"Yeah, but you love it, so whenever you suggest it, I always say yes."
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"Yeah, but 80 times?"
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"Well, that'll be $6000."
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"Okay, you guys. [yells] You vultures are killing me!"
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"I'm sure he's talking about other vultures."
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"Ah, the Valley."
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"Because sometimes you wanna go where no one knows your name."
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"-[Pinky] BoJack Horseman! -Pinky? Hey, how are you?"
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"Oh, great!"
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"-How's the book biz? -Who knows?"
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"a booming industry with nowhere to go but up."
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"Oh, God."
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"-What are you doing here? -Oh, my boss loves this place."
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"Do you know Wanda Pierce?"
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"Wanda just got named head of programming at MBN."
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"Well, that and she just woke up from a 30-year coma."
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"I am really feeling The Kirk Cameron Show."
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"I don't even need a pilot. Let's just order 22 episodes."
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"How about a new show where celebrities try to guess"
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"whether or not people have talent?"
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"Okay, what if we got relevant superstar David Copperfield"
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"to make the World Trade Center disappear?"
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"but David Copperfield really isn't a big draw anymore."
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"if you just forget the last 30 years ever happened."
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"Huh."
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"[woman over PA] And here's a special request."
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"I've never even heard of this song,"
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"but let's give it a spin: "Special Feeling.""
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"Wanda, meet the one and only BoJack Horseman."
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"-Who? -BoJack."
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"-Who? -BoJack Horseman."
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"Is that name supposed to mean something to me?"
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"-What? -That's really funny."
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"-You're funny. -Really?"
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"[gasps] which, holy shit, they're flat now."
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"Actually, I was on. You know what, I'm sick of talking about me."
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"Let's talk about you."
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"[Wanda] Next thing I know, I'm waking up from a 30-year coma."
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"So, now I'm sleeping on my sister's couch, but it's not ideal."
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"She's molting. You know how sisters are."
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"How hard is it to look before they bring it out?"
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"-Excuse me, miss? -I know, isn't it cool?"
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"-Like we're getting away with something. -What?"
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"Don't you love it when appetizers have a little crossover episode?"
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"Oh, yeah, I guess."
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"-Who? -Hey, you want to get out of here?"
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"I don't want MBN to just be another boring old network, you know what I mean?"
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"Oh, my God, is it morning? We stayed up all night talking,"
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"Oh!"
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"-That was fantastic. -Oh, yes."
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"Of course, I haven't had sex in 30 years. I hope."
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"I don't know, I feel weird, like I want to spend more time with you"
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"-even though I know we just had sex. -Oh, okay."
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"No, you don't understand."
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"We already had sex, but I still want to spend time with you."
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"Is that normal? Am I normal? What is happening to me?"
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"We can spend more time together."
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"I want to do things with you. Fully clothed, sober, in daylight hours."
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"Let's get food? Or walk in park? Or--"
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"Oh, God, it's coming. I can't stop it."
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"-Do you want to go to Disneyland? -Okay."
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"[child crying]"
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"Disneyland has a lot more sparking wires and loose nails than I remember."
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"Please hold your questions until the end of the tour."
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"Here we have Mr. Todd's Wild Death-Coaster."
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"-This is boring. I want to go home. -Vincent, be nice!"
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"-You mean, braces. -Princess Carolyn, stop embarrassing me!"
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"And here we have Cinderella's magical pile of used mattresses."
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"Is it a good idea to keep all those mattresses"
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"-so close to an active grease fire? -Where's your sense of wonder, Diane?"
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"-Your friend is really negative. -Yeah, don't be so negative, Diane."
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"I mean, I don't hate it because that's also negative, but you know."
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"[quacks, then yells]"
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"I can't wait to get involved"
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"and really spray the old Mr. Peanutbutter scent on everything."
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"so I have the blah-blah-blah of first refusal or whatever."
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"Oh, uh, okay."
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"I mean, that's just good business."
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"Erica! You can't be here. This place is filled with children."
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"You really think I'm the guy who busted that pinto's leg?"
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"Hey! My girlfriend's here. Look, everyone! I have a girlfriend!"
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"Sure. We'll cut there."
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"The middle of your line is as good a place as any."
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"-What are you doing here? -Just wanted to stop by."
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"We're filming Hey, I Think You Can Dance! next door."
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"Look at you, all professional."
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"Like Natalie Portman in that movie where she was a professional."
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"Who? [giggles] People are watching."
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"The first time BoJack dates a woman his own age,"
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"she's basically just a stunted 20-year-old."
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"Well, BoJack's stunted, too. He got famous in his twenties,"
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"After you get famous, you stop growing, you don't have to."
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"It doesn't just happen when you get famous."
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"Stella! Stella!"
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"Corona Light."
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"and nothing was bigger in the '80s than '50s nostalgia."
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"It really feels like I'm back in the '80s, feeling like I'm back in the '50s."
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"It's like if Back to the Future and Peggy Sue Got Married got married."
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"with this classic '50s hit that everybody remembers:"
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"[do-wop ballad plays over speakers]"
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"In fact, it almost feels like I just woke up from a 30-year coma."
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"-Oh, no, not me. Her. -That's insane."
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"I just woke up from a 30-year coma."
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"[record stops]"
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"Whoa! Sorry about that needle skip, folks."
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