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Clips from BoJack Horseman (2014) - Comedy (S02E02)

"I'm just a regular guy trying to live a regular life."
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"-from Chapter 12. -We don't need to dwell on the past."
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"-Is everything all right over here? -No, everything is not all right."
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"This table's been wobbling all evening."
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"-Something in that area or...? -Take me home now"
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"No, I wanted you to leave more quietly."
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"[Claire] "Shut up, Todd!""
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"I realize that by saying "what" I might set off a chain of events"
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"Well, remember when I first moved in and I kept asking"
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"like the tooth fairy, that parents use to get their kids to behave."
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"Are we?"
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"but we did have some crazy adventures together these last few weeks."
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"Oh, yeah! We're finally due for our free sub."
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"Huh?"
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"[stammers]"
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"I jumped off that burning ship. Print media? What a joke."
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"Wait, she just got out of a 30-year coma"
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"and she's the head of programming at a major broadcast network?"
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"Besides, she's got some really fresh ideas."
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"you can lead a horse to roller, but you can't make him rink."
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"Oh, my God. You should be on TV,"
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"It's like when you're watching Happy Days and Mork shows up."
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"I want to swing for the fences, you know? Otherwise, what are we doing?"
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"-and we didn't even have sex. -Well, it's not too late."
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"-Something's wrong. -What is it?"
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"And this is Gabe Jr., the Grease Fire of the Caribbean."
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"Ugh."
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"[children laughing]"
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"-Hey, Mr. Peanutbutter. -Hey, buddy. This place is amazing."
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"It's like some sort of Disney version of Knott's Berry Farm."
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"Oh, that's exactly what I was going for!"
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"Ugh."
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"Every celebrity has an age of stagnation."
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"Your age of stagnation is when you stop growing."
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"and never challenges you or wants you to change,"
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"and then you never change."
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"But mostly it's just the famous people, right?"
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"This place is incredible."
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"I wanted to make you feel at home,"
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"[man over radio] Okay, teenyboppers,"
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"let's take things back to the '50s, '50s style,"
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""I Just Met My Perfect Match.""
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"Wanda, these last few days have been so amazing."
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"You've given me a fresh start."
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"I'm Alex."
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"I've never seen Home Alone and everyone makes me feel like a freak because of it."
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"-No one does. It's just a magic box. -Wanda, we have so much in common."
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"That's like saying I have a lot in common with Kanye West"
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"because we both breathe air."
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"[BoJack sighs]"
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"-because I will drop it like it's hot. -BoJack, I don't--"
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"You'll find one little imperfection and harp on it"
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"You do understand what my "thing" is with your boyfriend?"
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"Wanda likes you. Why ruin that?"
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"and I still have not been contacted by my handlers."
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"You've been served with a cease-and-desist from my clients,"
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"I wanted to make sure what we were doing here was 100 percent legal,"
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"As it turns out, it's not legal at all. Who knew?"
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"-Mr. Chavez? -Okay."
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"-What? -There's a typo. Di-isneyland."
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"Your Otter, this is a gross miscarriage of justice."
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"Urf is a made-up magical kingdom I added to the Disney canon."
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"-Well, there's no "i" in "team," right? -But there is an "i" in "Disneyland.""
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"What are you saying?"
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"There's only room for one goofy dog there and his name is Pluto."
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"Todd, no."
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"[all gasp]"
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"I was a deep-cover KGB operative before I went into my coma."
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"I've been trying to contact my handler in Russia,"
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"No! He's-- It's not adorable!"
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"But if you're gonna kick me to the curb"
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"How am I the bad guy here?"
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"-Todd! There's something I gotta say! -Hey, I'm kind of already doing--"
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"[whistling]"
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"Jump to safety! No!"
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"No, no, no! Listen."
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"Look, the great guy you've been getting to know, that's me."
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"that's me too and you need to know that. I'm not perfect."
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"so too will I spin one last record as my DJ booth is engulfed in flames."
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"-Move in with me. -What?"
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"It's crazy, but let's do it!"
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"[laughing]"
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"So, at the end of the day,"
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"It was in your book."
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"-You should do that to someone here. -What? No."
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"Well, anyway, I can't believe I'm on a date with BoJack Horseman."
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"I feel like that anonymous girl from Chapter 8 of your book"
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"mixed with the pluck and determination of that anonymous girl"
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"Wait, shut up. Is this the restaurant you bought"
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"when you were trying to show up Mr. Peanutbutter?"
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"-Uh... No. -Hey, this table's a little wobbly."
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"where you make a big deal and everyone laughs,"
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"but at the same time we relate,"
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"because you're saying the things polite society won't."
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"That's not-- Ugh..."
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"If I wanted to flop around and get seasick for an hour, I'd call your mother."
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"and don't let me get out of bed until I turn horse-colored."
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"Some of us here are trying to forget you exist."
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""Forget you exist." Classic BoJack. Love it."
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"[BoJack sighs]"
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"[Claire laughs]"
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"[Todd] Aw, okay."
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"[♪♪]"
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"I wanted to be responsible last night, so I Ubered home"
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"-and left my car in the fountain. -Sorry, BoJack."
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"I gotta get ready for my grand opening. It's finally happening. My Disneyland."
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"whereby we continue this conversation, but what?"
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"-if we could go to Disneyland? -I do not."
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"-No. -That Disneyland was a made-up lie,"
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"-Oh, yeah, that shut you up. -Sure did."
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"But then I thought, why isn't there a Disneyland?"
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"People would love it!"
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"So, I took matters into my own hands,"
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"and over the last five years, I built my own Disneyland."
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"I bought that cheap plot of non-arable dirt by the toxic waste dump"
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"-up the hill from the old fire station. -Okay, Todd."
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"Just finished drawing up blueprints for that Disneyland I'm building."
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"So, it turned out to be a good thing I peed in her car."
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"Sorry for all the noise."
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"Got this crew of worker bees to help me build my Disneyland."
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