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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S03E03)

"Don't say "whordiot." We hate that."
Archer (2009)
"Majestic. Right."
Archer (2009)
"Now follow me. We got a big list of must-haves for the royal palace."
Archer (2009)
"Uh, your wish is my command. CHERYL: Duh."
Archer (2009)
"Seal the door behind me and prepare Horizon for launch."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, you heard him. Uh, I heard him tell you to do it."
Archer (2009)
"And I'm telling you to do it."
Archer (2009)
"No, Animal Farm."
Archer (2009)
"Not an animal farm."
Archer (2009)
"It's an allegorical novella about Stalinism by George Orwell!"
Archer (2009)
"And spoiler alert, it sucks!"
Archer (2009)
"So never mind."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, don't mind me, ma'ams."
Archer (2009)
"Just adjusting the climate control."
Archer (2009)
"Ooh, yes. Another palace must-have."
Archer (2009)
"Now, we heard some mention of babies?"
Archer (2009)
"Uh-huh. But just to be clear, we don't do babies."
Archer (2009)
""Do" as in...?"
Archer (2009)
""Do" as in tolerate, be around, touch..."
Archer (2009)
"...and as in let them claw their monster-y way out of our vagina."
Archer (2009)
"Well, let's put a pin in that."
Archer (2009)
"Ew!"
Archer (2009)
"What? What is wrong with you? And where are the other two--?"
Archer (2009)
"Right here, space-nuts."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, please, you're not fit to be queen of..."
Archer (2009)
"Name a place. Lidsville."
Archer (2009)
"Ugh. It's not--"
Archer (2009)
"Don't you people get it?"
Archer (2009)
"Earth is doomed."
Archer (2009)
"Mankind's only hope for survival is to find a new home on Mars..."
Archer (2009)
"...and I am the only man alive who can lead us there."
Archer (2009)
"I am like, uh..."
Archer (2009)
"No, don't make her. Come on, Pam."
Archer (2009)
"CHERYL: She'll do anything to keep us from the throne which is our birthright."
Archer (2009)
"Ew, birth."
Archer (2009)
"All right! No, no, no. What are you doing?"
Archer (2009)
"No, no! No, even if they kill me, they can never kill our dream."
Archer (2009)
"Drones? You wanna...? Thank you, thank you."
Archer (2009)
"There is no Mars without you, Tony. I'm sorry."
Archer (2009)
"You just single-handedly doomed mankind!"
Archer (2009)
"Even so, black astronaut, that's pretty huge. It actually is."
Archer (2009)
"And at least your own mother didn't just play chicken with your life!"
Archer (2009)
"Heh, heh. Self-burn. Cyril!"
Archer (2009)
"Drake, you're gonna fly us back to Earth to stand trial for, whatever, space piracy."
Archer (2009)
"No man can judge me."
Archer (2009)
"Well, you say that, but--"
Archer (2009)
"Mars forever!"
Archer (2009)
"I think I got them. Did I get them?"
Archer (2009)
"Ooh. And also the one remaining person who could fly us back to Earth!"
Archer (2009)
"A black astronaut, Cyril. That's like killing a unicorn."
Archer (2009)
"Aw, crap-snacks! How could this get--?"
Archer (2009)
"Don't say it! Do not say it!"
Archer (2009)
"MAN : Gone to outer space"
Archer (2009)
"To shoot that dickbag in his face"
Archer (2009)
"Hang on, Other Barry."
Archer (2009)
"Uh, this is Barry."
Archer (2009)
"Hey, pumpkin pie! What's that?"
Archer (2009)
"What?"
Archer (2009)
"Heh, Katya, pumpkin, I promised I'd stop trying to kill Archer."
Archer (2009)
"What? Wait, what's wrong with the sofa we already have?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, hey, hon, you're breaking up."
Archer (2009)
"Any worse. ls what I was gonna say."
Archer (2009)
"Really?"
Archer (2009)
"Yes."
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER: Oh, my God, are you kidding me?"
Archer (2009)
"Hello, is this airboats?"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, hi, it's me, Spacebot."
Archer (2009)
"What? Oh, just lifting a thousand pounds like it's an apple, no big deal."
Archer (2009)
"Archer! Quit screwing around with the robot and shut the damn airlock already!"
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER: Five more minutes! God."
Archer (2009)
"What's the hurry? We're all gonna die up here anyway."
Archer (2009)
"We're gonna die!"
Archer (2009)
"We're not gonna die! Stop crying!"
Archer (2009)
"Duh!"
Archer (2009)
"Okay."
Archer (2009)
"LANA: Yeah. So, Trish? What?"
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER: Okay, the airlock's closed. Happy?"
Archer (2009)
"So, seriously, none of you know how to fly this thing?"
Archer (2009)
"No. We're scientists. We never even trained on the simulator."
Archer (2009)
"The simulator. Guys, I can fly us home."
Archer (2009)
"I will fly us home."
Archer (2009)
"Wait, what is this?"
Archer (2009)
"And that?"
Archer (2009)
"But right now this?"
Archer (2009)
"He was really good in the simulator. Right up until he crashed it."
Archer (2009)
"Thanks to you and your fire extinguisher. Right?"
Archer (2009)
"Okay, then it's settled."
Archer (2009)
"So, Trish, Horizon is self-sustaining, right?"
Archer (2009)
"Duh. Well, then, have fun."
Archer (2009)
"Uh-- Never mind. I'm sure someone is gonna feed the farm animals."
Archer (2009)
"Cyril, you're in command, try not to kill us. Everybody else, strap in."
Archer (2009)
"I said in, not on."
Archer (2009)
"Oh. And ew."
Archer (2009)
"And-- Malory!"
Archer (2009)
"I'm going into stasis. Wake me up when we're on the ground."
Archer (2009)
"Preferably above 72nd Street."
Archer (2009)
"What is that? Who's got beer?"
Archer (2009)
"BARRY : Archer!"
Archer (2009)
"Come out to play."
Archer (2009)
"ALL: Barry?"
Archer (2009)
"Come on out, Archer. I mean, I'd come in, but. ..."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, Barry. Forgetting for the moment how you found me here..."
Archer (2009)
"HOLOGRAM: Krieger-san!"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, I do. Yeah. That's why I'm here-"
Archer (2009)
"Not for long, you're not."
Archer (2009)
"Where do you think you're going? Uh, this place called to kill Barry."
Archer (2009)
"Every time y'all fight he beats you like the redheaded stepchild of a rented mule."
Archer (2009)
"No, he doesn't."
Archer (2009)
"CYRIL: Yeah, both head and ass. PAM: Pounds you like meat."
Archer (2009)
"Look, look, look. Hang on, hang on."
Archer (2009)
"There we go. Look, check this out."
Archer (2009)
"Look. Yeah."
Archer (2009)
"Oh. You can wear this."
Archer (2009)
"My God. I know. Right?"
Archer (2009)
"Evil Cyborg versus Spacebot. Love it."
Archer (2009)
"This is gonna be--"
Archer (2009)
"And I hate this word, Barry, but this is gonna be epic!"
Archer (2009)
"I'll be right-- LANA: He can't get in here."
Archer (2009)
"So the only reason to go out there is your ego."
Archer (2009)
"Not just my ego, Lana, Spacebofs ego."
Archer (2009)
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