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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S03E03)

"No, no, no, we wouldn't do that."
Archer (2009)
"All of you."
Archer (2009)
"Ha! I'm not helping you terraform Mars. I won't move one cup of dirt."
Archer (2009)
"Can we at least have beers?"
Archer (2009)
"Then you can join the, um..."
Archer (2009)
"Well, we're calling them "involuntary laborers.""
Archer (2009)
"lnvol-- Wait, you mean slaves?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, now he's indignant."
Archer (2009)
"Please, all you have to do is sit around all day getting laid."
Archer (2009)
"Involuntary labor is just a temporary measure."
Archer (2009)
"KELLOGG : Uh, Tony, we've got a problem."
Archer (2009)
"Ugh. What now?"
Archer (2009)
"I'm on my way."
Archer (2009)
"And the black guy is okay with this?"
Archer (2009)
"Ugh. What? Oh, for-- How was that racist?"
Archer (2009)
"It's just a temporary measure. I didn't say anything."
Archer (2009)
"I need you to move the locking lever from "manual" to "auto.""
Archer (2009)
"PAM : "Auto." Got it. Moving the lever."
Archer (2009)
"Uh, clunk. Did that do it?"
Archer (2009)
"Boring conversation anyway."
Archer (2009)
"What the hell are you doing?"
Archer (2009)
"Really?"
Archer (2009)
"Really?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, whatever. Come on, we gotta figure a way out of this."
Archer (2009)
"Or do we?"
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER: Yes. LANA: No!"
Archer (2009)
"Why is nobody else wearing a T-shirt under their suit?"
Archer (2009)
"Because this thing feels amazing."
Archer (2009)
"I know, right? It's like a vagina with a zipper."
Archer (2009)
"Ew. Lana, trust me, this is the only way."
Archer (2009)
""Turn around"? It's not like we haven't all seen them before."
Archer (2009)
"Don't remind me."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, there."
Archer (2009)
"Although, I guess it has been a long time."
Archer (2009)
"Meaning?"
Archer (2009)
"Well, I didn't invent the ravages of time."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, Ray, Cyril, get ready."
Archer (2009)
"Lana, uh, pretend it's five years ago."
Archer (2009)
"Uh, excuse me, could I borrow you?"
Archer (2009)
"No, you cannot borrow-- Oh, my God!"
Archer (2009)
"LANA: Yeah, right?"
Archer (2009)
"Okay, what seems to be the--?"
Archer (2009)
"GUARD: Aah! My eye!"
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER: Somebody get his goddamn gun!"
Archer (2009)
"LANA: Oh, for the love of--! ARCHER: Ow! You dick!"
Archer (2009)
"GUARD: Ow! My other eye!"
Archer (2009)
"I'm almost certainly blind."
Archer (2009)
"No, I'm good. Yeah, uh, me too."
Archer (2009)
"Otherwise, I think that all went pretty great."
Archer (2009)
"Right? LANA: Really?"
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER: Heh, heh. Do you not'?"
Archer (2009)
""Do you not?" Just give me the damn--"
Archer (2009)
"T-shirt. Sorry, it's been commandeered."
Archer (2009)
"What the hell am I supposed to wear? Uh... Oh, maybe this will work."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, I think that totally works. Stole them from the gift shop."
Archer (2009)
"If you're done being an asshole, help me strip this guy so I can--"
Archer (2009)
"What the--? COMPUTER : Security breach, Pod 6."
Archer (2009)
"Lana, let's go!"
Archer (2009)
"Wait! Let me just get-- Damn it!"
Archer (2009)
"Ow."
Archer (2009)
"Well, now they're droopier."
Archer (2009)
"Aw."
Archer (2009)
"COMPUTER : Security breach, Pod 6."
Archer (2009)
"Security team, this is Commander Drake. Converge on Pod 6."
Archer (2009)
"You heard him, get this door open."
Archer (2009)
"Sure thing, boss man."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God, for the last time--"
Archer (2009)
"We can't..."
Archer (2009)
"...fight them off."
Archer (2009)
"You murdered a banker?"
Archer (2009)
"No, we got a loan modification."
Archer (2009)
"You think a bank wants to own a failing dairy farm with obsolete milkers?"
Archer (2009)
"They're right where they've always been."
Archer (2009)
"Wait, can she hear us? Man, I hope not."
Archer (2009)
"Lana. Guess not."
Archer (2009)
"Don't get me wrong. I'd still do her."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, please, you'd do..."
Archer (2009)
"Name a noun."
Archer (2009)
"No, you look."
Archer (2009)
"You look at these and tell me they're not perfect!"
Archer (2009)
"No! I'm not! Because I am-- Ready!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, man. Uh, thoughts?"
Archer (2009)
"Through there! Go! Uh, nope."
Archer (2009)
"You got a better idea?"
Archer (2009)
"Well, we could eat a big bowl of hepatitises A through E."
Archer (2009)
"Just because it was my idea, you-- Guys."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, shit."
Archer (2009)
"One, I didn't invent whatever this door is made of..."
Archer (2009)
"And two, not really liking your tone."
Archer (2009)
"DRAKE: Ugh, you idiots."
Archer (2009)
"Firing an ion cannon at the future Mother of Mars?"
Archer (2009)
"Whose idea was that? Ahem. Dave's."
Archer (2009)
"Oh. Well, that's just great, Dave."
Archer (2009)
"Tell me, if you kill her, who's gonna bear our Martian children? Huh? Trish?"
Archer (2009)
"Ew. Ew."
Archer (2009)
"We've been locked in here ever since you idiots took over Horizon."
Archer (2009)
"Tone. Yeah, sorry."
Archer (2009)
"But Drake wants to use the Intrepid to push Horizon to Mars..."
Archer (2009)
"...so tell us how we can stop him."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, can Cyril die after shutting down the tractor beam, or...?"
Archer (2009)
"Ugh! The Intrepid is the key to Drake's plan..."
Archer (2009)
"Heh, heh. Burn. Cyril."
Archer (2009)
"Although, good point, Trish."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, to the Intrepid. Let's go."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, and, Trish? Uh, with your looks, maybe bitchy is not the way to go."
Archer (2009)
"GILLETTE: Okay, you're the prettiest! Come on!"
Archer (2009)
"I thought I'd made myself very clear. You did, but--"
Archer (2009)
"Then why isn't the airlock open?"
Archer (2009)
"Dwarven technology."
Archer (2009)
"What was that? What did you say? Tony, stop."
Archer (2009)
"See? Now we just wait for Mr. Archer to save the day, like he always does."
Archer (2009)
"Didn't you hear him? He said--"
Archer (2009)
"DRAKE: Say "dwarven technology" again! What the--?"
Archer (2009)
"Stop this at once. We command you."
Archer (2009)
"Wait, we're sorry. Aren't you guys looking for a new Martian queen?"
Archer (2009)
"PAM: Goddamn it."
Archer (2009)
"Why, yes, and you're...? Your Majesty."
Archer (2009)
"Your Majesty."
Archer (2009)
"And you're just so..."
Archer (2009)
"What's the word I'm looking for?"
Archer (2009)
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