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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S03E03)

"Let's get shanghaied to go live on fricking Mars!""
Archer (2009)
"Mr. Archer, do I have to sedate you? Well, I wouldn't say no to a drink."
Archer (2009)
"Don't judge me on the how, until you see the why."
Archer (2009)
"Well, your mother sure as hell does!"
Archer (2009)
"How isn't important. What is important--"
Archer (2009)
"Only if by "Martian" you mean "born on Mars," not actual alien life forms."
Archer (2009)
"Or both."
Archer (2009)
"You absolutely may not."
Archer (2009)
"Fair enough, but I wish you'd reconsider."
Archer (2009)
"You'd be much more comfortable in my quarters."
Archer (2009)
"We need you in peak physical condition for this great undertaking of ours."
Archer (2009)
"So wait, are we not doing drinks?"
Archer (2009)
"In a few generations, after the colony is established..."
Archer (2009)
"...we'll revisit the issue. In the meantime--"
Archer (2009)
"You can kiss three-fifths of my ass."
Archer (2009)
"Hello, uh, miss? This is Commander Kellogg."
Archer (2009)
"KELLOGG: Did you move the--?"
Archer (2009)
"These nutsacks wanna take us to Mars to be baby factories."
Archer (2009)
"I can't go live on Mars. I just rented a summer house."
Archer (2009)
"No."
Archer (2009)
"Ugh. All right. But turn around."
Archer (2009)
"Nothing, just bet you're glad we're in reduced gravity."
Archer (2009)
"Serves you right. Anybody else hit?"
Archer (2009)
"That's because you hid, Cyril."
Archer (2009)
"We gotta move! Come on!"
Archer (2009)
"Security breach, Pod 6. I heard you."
Archer (2009)
"I don't care if you have to use the plasma torch, get this door open."
Archer (2009)
"That's what Dad said when the bank man came out to foreclose on the farm."
Archer (2009)
"And guess how that turned out."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God, speaking of--"
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER : Will you come on? Grr!"
Archer (2009)
"Now? Really?"
Archer (2009)
"Jesus God, are you that insecure?"
Archer (2009)
"GUARD: Fire!"
Archer (2009)
"KELLOGG: What's taking so long?"
Archer (2009)
"...which is apparently some alloy of adamantium and mithril."
Archer (2009)
"Archer! Sorry, go on, Trish."
Archer (2009)
"...and he and Kellogg are the only ones who can fly it."
Archer (2009)
"So why aren't you A-holes down there?"
Archer (2009)
"I don't know about always but--"
Archer (2009)
"Are you sure they can't get in?"
Archer (2009)
"I'm sorry? Unh."
Archer (2009)
"Next stop, Mars."
Archer (2009)
"And I'm telling you that I didn't sign up for Animal Farm in space."
Archer (2009)
"Wait, there are animals?"
Archer (2009)
"How do you not get that? Cyril, I know what an animal farm is."
Archer (2009)
"Maybe we can, I don't know, stampede a flock of goats down the hall."
Archer (2009)
"Animal Farm is a book."
Archer (2009)
"No, it isn't, Lana."
Archer (2009)
"Wait, put a pin in what?"
Archer (2009)
"Pamela, stop. Your queen commands you."
Archer (2009)
"And, Drake, you can forget all about your crazy little Martian sex cult."
Archer (2009)
"Jesus Christ."
Archer (2009)
"Well, I think a more apt analogy would be Moses, but--"
Archer (2009)
"Mother! Malory!"
Archer (2009)
"Mars!"
Archer (2009)
"Thanks a lot. Thank you."
Archer (2009)
"Sorry? You're sorry?"
Archer (2009)
"Suppressing fire!"
Archer (2009)
"CHERYL: Cyril, stop!"
Archer (2009)
"You did. You got those two guys, who were just minding their own business."
Archer (2009)
"No. No, I'm in, uh, London for wor--"
Archer (2009)
"Yes. Yes, both Barrys promised."
Archer (2009)
"For what it's worth, I think you would've made a great Martian queen."
Archer (2009)
"Still with the tone."
Archer (2009)
"Wait, wait, wait!"
Archer (2009)
"Really?"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah. Who built this door, space dwarves?"
Archer (2009)
"But I'm still very proud of you."
Archer (2009)
"Aw."
Archer (2009)
"CYRIL: Okay, folks, next stop, planet Earth."
Archer (2009)
"Archer, stop it! ARCHER: Let me land it!"
Archer (2009)
"LANA: Archer, do something. ARCHER: Sure thing, Lana."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, wait, I can't, because I left my lightsaber in my other space pants!"
Archer (2009)
"Don't yell at me, this was your idea! What?"
Archer (2009)
"Remind me, when was it that I said, "Guys, great idea."
Archer (2009)
"Heh, heh. He said "meow.""
Archer (2009)
"Moving. Yes, and how can I help you not ever do that again, please?"
Archer (2009)
"Get in there. In here sounds great."
Archer (2009)
"Are the cuffs really necessary?"
Archer (2009)
"Archer broke both of Wu's arms."
Archer (2009)
"He what? While shouting "whoo!""
Archer (2009)
"Happy coincidence."
Archer (2009)
"Archer. What, you want one?"
Archer (2009)
"Okay, can we get two, um..."
Archer (2009)
"My tongue says sangrita, but my heart says..."
Archer (2009)
"Archer. ...michelada."
Archer (2009)
"You realize this is kidnapping. I do, yes."
Archer (2009)
"And do you realize you're insane? He wouldn't, by definition--"
Archer (2009)
"What's more insane? Suffering through famine, war, disease on a dying Earth..."
Archer (2009)
"...or creating a utopia on Mars?"
Archer (2009)
"Using me as your brood sow?"
Archer (2009)
"No, not-- Well, okay, yes, technically."
Archer (2009)
"But we searched for so long to find the perfect human female specimen."
Archer (2009)
"Well, that's flattering-ish."
Archer (2009)
"How'd you get my medical records?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, Krieger-san! I never judge you!"
Archer (2009)
"ls you hired ISIS just so Lana could pump out a bunch of Martian babies?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh. Whatever. Either way."
Archer (2009)
"My point is this whole thing is Lana's fault... What?"
Archer (2009)
"...and you don't need more dudes on Mars-- Archer!"
Archer (2009)
"Lana, the penis-to-your-vagina ratio around here is creepy enough already..."
Archer (2009)
"...so why not let us three go--"
Archer (2009)
"I'm afraid that's impossible. Or just me."
Archer (2009)
"Because even if we didn't need all the manpower we can get..."
Archer (2009)
"...there's no ship to take you back to Earth."
Archer (2009)
"It's going to push the Horizon into orbit above Mars..."
Archer (2009)
"...to serve as our base while we begin the terraforming."
Archer (2009)
"Which reminds me."
Archer (2009)
"Commander Kellogg, there are three women on the Intrepid."
Archer (2009)
"Take a boarding party and bring them back here to join their friends."
Archer (2009)
"Holy shit-space!"
Archer (2009)
"Hey, guys. we got a problem!"
Archer (2009)
"Duh. The party's starting, and this dress makes me look like a whore!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, you don't look like a whore."
Archer (2009)
"An idiot, maybe. Wha--?"
Archer (2009)
"Yes, a "whordiot.""
Archer (2009)
"DRAKE: Agent Kane, I--"
Archer (2009)
"May I call you Lana?"
Archer (2009)
"Ha! You'll have to sedate me."
Archer (2009)
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