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Clips from The O.C. - The Escape (S01E01)

"- You haven't told them yet. - Well, not exactly."
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"I mean, I was gonna tell Marissa, but then it just seemed impossibly hard."
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"And if she comes home and finds you gone, she'll never forgive you."
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"We should be there in three hours."
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"What? Who talks like that?"
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"Who gets passed by a van full of nuns?"
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"Oh, wait, Cohen does."
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"They have God on their side. I'm not gonna beat Jesus."
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"I'm gonna call Holly and see how far ahead she is."
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"- And she's a girl. - That's insulting to your own gender."
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"- Not as insulting as it is to you. - Point taken."
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"No, thanks."
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"I'm so dehydrated."
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"What is up with the a.c.? My hair is frizzing out. I look like Howard Stern."
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"- My Jewfro benefits from this climate. - You're Jewish?"
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"This is a nightmare. I'm sweating to death, driving 10 miles an hour..."
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"It's, like, one guitar and a whole lot of complaining."
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"Reminds me of someone else who's doing a lot of complaining. You."
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"I'm driving this vehicle, and I'll drive at the speed that I feel comfortable, okay?"
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"- Say goodbye to Summer. - What are you doing?"
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"Stop! Stop it!"
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"It's not exactly the honeymoon suite."
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"Well, it's only for one night, until the axle's fixed."
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"No, thank you. I've spent enough time in a truck full of chickens."
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"Hey, we're lucky that guy stopped."
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"We'd be even luckier if Cole Trickle here hadn't driven us off the road."
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"Guys, can we try to be positive?"
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"I'm positive that I'm leaving here with a rash."
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"Oh, so you plan on making some extra money tonight."
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"- Hello. - Hey."
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"Hey, what happened to you? You're finger-painting in the back yard?"
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"I was helping Jimmy paint his new living room."
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"- Julie kicked him out? - Is that okay that I'm helping him?"
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"Honey! You shouldn't have!"
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"I didn't. It washed up about an hour ago. Who's Rachel?"
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"She works at the law firm I met with."
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"Well, the meeting must have gone well. You never said."
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"You must have let them down easy."
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"In a private practice, I could do more pro bono work than I do now."
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"Sandy, you're not seriously considering taking this job, are you?"
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"You've never been swayed by a paycheck. This family has all the money it needs."
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"Except it's your money."
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"It's not about buying stuff, although Aruba would be nice."
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"Yeah, to work for people that you hate."
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"You refer to those places as..."
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"...evil empires controlled by corporate interests, owned by the Man."
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"Well, I tend to be hyperbolic. It goes with the territory."
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"The PD office is your life."
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"I don't want you to give that up so you can buy groceries the next week."
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"Don't belittle this. I think balance is important."
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"- We don't have balance? - No, you have all the money."
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"And you have all the ideals."
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"It makes us different from all these other families. All these other women..."
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"...married to their investment bankers and their CEOs."
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"- That's not true. - Come on, face it."
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"The only thing that keeps you from feeling like Julie Cooper is me."
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"But, hey, it's just an offer."
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"I have to pick wisely. Ding Dongs or Cheese Sticks?"
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"I don't care. Pick whatever."
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"- I don't care either. - So I guess we'll just starve."
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"Right."
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"- Why would I be mad at you? - You walked in on me with another girl."
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"Actually, I think she was a woman. But why would I care about that?"
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"- I don't know. Shouldn't be a problem. - There's no problem."
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"Except Ding Dongs or Cheese Sticks."
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"I don't care about Cheese Sticks and I don't care about Ding Dongs."
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"Whatever."
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"I was only with her because you were clearly back with Luke."
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"I was not back with Luke."
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"You are now, right?"
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"- Right. - Okay."
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"Great. So we'll just get to Mexico, split up and never talk again."
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"Every day."
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"Hey. Static."
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"That's awesome."
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"Almost watching TV. This is either SpongeBob SquarePants or JAG."
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"Get off the bed. The sooner I go to sleep..."
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"I'm not sleeping on that couch. It's stained and smells foul. You sleep there."
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"After you've made it sound so appealing? Good night."
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"- Be, like, a gentleman. - Chivalry's dead, sugar."
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"Hey, you got a minute, kiddo?"
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"Well, no."
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"Not exactly."
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"When you get home, I'm not gonna be there."
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"I don 't wanna ruin your whole trip. It's good that you went."
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"I can sleep on the floor."
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"No, it's okay."
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"I'm sorry."
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"Thanks."
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"Sorry. I didn't mean to."
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"I know."
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"You wanna go home?"
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"No. They looked so cute together. Vomit."
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"Hey. That's a real sentimental streak you got there, Summer."
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"That's because you're mentally unstable."
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"- What are you talking about? - Okay."
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"...but it's time we paid lip service to our lip service."
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"Two words: No tongue."
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"- You agreed to take this trip with me. - I needed a ride."
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"We shared the same bed."
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"I wasn't sleeping on that couch. It smelled like eggs."
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"- You ate my toast, Summer. - I like crusts, Seth."
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"- You know what else is undeniable? - What?"
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"The pain this fork is gonna cause when I jam it into your eye."
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"I'm gonna get the check."
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"Where's Coop?"
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"- The shower. - Hope she's wearing shower shoes."
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"- I'm not sure we're going. - What?"
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"What's going on?"
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"Whatever you wanna do, Coop."
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"And this is our last chance for freedom."
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"Let's go to TJ, have fun. Life will suck soon enough."
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"She might actually be right."
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"Rage blackouts, got it. I'll be in the car."
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"Or in case I wanna smother you with your pillow."
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"I have to go to the pharmacy. You can get anything without a prescription."
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"She's taken all the painkillers available in Orange County."
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"I should probably pop in and pick up an antihistamine. Allergies."
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"I'm going to find Luke."
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"Hey, where are the partners? Oh, right, I forgot. Vampires hate the sunlight."
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