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Clips from Arrested Development - Burning Love (S02E02)

"[Narrator] Michael had a feeling why his credit card had been rejected."
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"- What the hell did you do? - [Weak Howling]"
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"I overdid it."
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"[Narrator] Michael's father hadjust installed a hot tub in the attic."
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"- What happened to you? - I tried to drink some of the water..."
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"That's why people typically don't cook in these things or install them in attics."
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"Wanna thank you for charging it to my credit card."
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"You made me look very foolish in front of Sally Sitwell."
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"- Did you stick it to her? - No, I didn't."
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"You screwed that up, just like you screwed up this hot tub."
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"Is that veal Marsala stuck in the intake?"
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"They all look so good on the boxes."
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"You know, it's good you backed off Sally."
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"You know something? The reason I never went after her is because you're always pushing me."
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"But now that I know that I don't have your approval, l-I think that, uh..."
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"I think that I'll finally go for it."
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"This isn't turning into the party hangout I hoped."
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"- Hey. - Hey, I thought I heard something before..."
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"like a wolf drowning or something."
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"I think that that was maybe the house settling."
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"have you settled on an artist's work to burn?"
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"- I was thinking Eminem for a while. - Sure."
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"And then I got this Pat Boone album, but the guy is Christian."
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"But, you know, I don't know. Somebody's gotta burn, right?"
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"- Well, I guess. - Right."
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"[Sighs]"
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"- Hey. - Oh, boy. I got some looks on the bus 'cause of this."
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"What are you doing with that thing?"
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"I am going to catch that wolf, Michael. I'm gonna shoot it with this tranquilizer gun..."
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"Isn't there some kind of a waiting period for a rifle like that?"
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"[Chuckles] It turns out there is."
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"Two weeks? Isn't there a loophole?"
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"There is a gun show loophole."
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"What timing, huh? I mean, right out back they were having one."
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"Gob, I'm going hunting for my wife."
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"You're not gonna tell anybody about this, are you?"
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"Come on. I'm not one to judge."
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"Every time I've gone out with Sally, I've looked like I'm 12 years old."
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"Maybe we can strike up a deal. You keep this to yourself, I help you get Sally."
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"Siphon a little something from her car..."
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"you show up in the Corvette, looking like a man."
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"I guess this flint's still got a little life left in it, huh?"
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"[Narrator] Lindsay, meanwhile, was waiting in the park for her date with Moses Taylor."
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"Sorry I'm late. Fans. [Chuckles]"
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"- [Chuckles] - Sometimes it takes a while to jar their memories."
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"- Oh, my God. You're- - Someone needs to read this."
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"[Narrator] And that's when Lindsay's heel went out."
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"- I got him. [Chuckles] - False alarm."
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"Crap."
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"- [Narrator] But, unbeknownst to Lindsay and Tobias- - Oh, shoot."
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"- Oh, great. - the actor who played Frank Wrench wasn't saving her..."
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"but was just trying to distance himself..."
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"from the outlandish "Moses Taylor Hunts People"scandal..."
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"that had been started by a rabid anti-gun fanatic."
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"[Narrator] And that night, Michael went to help Sally..."
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"with the car problems Gob had created."
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"What the hell?"
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"[Narrator] Only to find out things had gotten out ofhand for Gob."
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"Michael did look heroic as he went to put out the fire."
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"Car trouble. [Coughing]"
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"- [Narrator] Gob hadjust blown up a car. - [Water Running]"
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"The next thing I know, I'm running for my life."
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"And all I could think was, if something were to ever happen to me..."
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"how sad I'd be, you know?"
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"What you did to me at lunch today- You were ashamed to be with me."
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"No! I was ashamed to be seen with you. I like being with you."
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"- [Narrator] And on the other side of the wall- - Michael?"
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"Lucille was finalizing her plans for the evening."
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"You can bid up to 10,000."
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"The deal is off. You didn't tell me it was a restricted membership."
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"Find somebody else to do your bidding."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"- They said I could see you finally. - Yes."
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"God, I just feel awful for whoever's car that was."
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"Don't try to talk. I have to run anyway. I gotta do this charity auction thing."
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"I'm sorry, sir. Your Blue Cross Blue Shield was denied. We've called your mother."
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"[Coughing]"
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"and he knewjust where he could get the money to do so."
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"Yeah. Start draining the hot tub. It's going back."
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"[Narrator] And Lucille, with no other prospects..."
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"turned to the son she least expected to support her."
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"Gob, I don't suppose I could pay you to bid on me at a charity auction."
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"[Narrator] And Gob was just depressed enough to do so."
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"- Whatever you want. - Oh, goody."
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"[Narrator] And finally, George Michael and Ann's..."
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"- Christian music bonfire was under way. - [Rock]"
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"- Without ever going to the gym. - I can't believe how many people you told about this."
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"Yeah, I hope I didn't confuse people by saying it was a CD burning party."
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"This is a disaster."
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"Maybe you shouldjust try listening to some of the music."
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"Yeah, some of the artists are kind of talented."
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"I don't know if you've heard ofThe Jerky Boys. They do prank phone calls."
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"It's kind of old school, but- I have the tape in my room."
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"I accidentally didn't burn it yet."
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"- [Narrator] Meanwhile, the auction began. - Next up..."
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"we've got last year's charity case, Lindsay Fünke."
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"- [Narrator] Lindsay showed up- - Oh, no. Not again."
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"[Narrator] although she was still feeling the effects of the tranquilizer."
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"- Hundred dollars, folks? - Stick a wrench in me. I'm done."
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"This is my chance to right the small wrong that I did."
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"You shot her in the ass with about four ounces of horse tranquilizer."
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"- I haven't been the perfect husband. Yes, I admit that. - [Auctioneer] Twenty?"
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"- [Lindsay Groans] - But now is my chance to be a hero."
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"- Please, Michael, give me some of your money. - [Auctioneer] Ten?"
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"- Does anybody have 10? - I've got $5,000, and I need that for Sally..."
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"- but if you wanna make a low bid- - Five thousand dollars."
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"- For that? Sold. - [Groans]"
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"I think you overpaid."
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"[Narrator] George Michael's prospects were also improving..."
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"- as the two made prank phone calls together. - Let me try."
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"- Hey, rubberneck. - [Michael] Ann..."
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"could you and George Michael please call someone else for a little while?"
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"- He knows it was us. - What?"
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"We finally got a good one comin'up."
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"Sally Sitwell. What do I hear?"
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"- [Man] Five hundred dollars. - You're not bidding? I was hoping you would."
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"- [Man #2] Six hundred! - You were?"
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"You're a good kid. You always have been."
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"Not like that showboat of a father of yours, if you don't mind me saying."
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"- [Man #1] Seven hundred! - I've called him so much worse."
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