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Clips from Arrested Development - Burning Love (S02E02)

"What do you need with one of Mom's furs?"
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"- I'm cold. - So am I."
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"- No. - All right, look."
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"I met Moses Taylor. We're having a date in the park tomorrow."
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"Try to get him to bid on you at the auction tomorrow, because Michael can't."
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"He's bidding on Mother."
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"Except that I'm not. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go work in the banana stand."
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"And I'm gonna see if I can get a wrench to strip my nuts."
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"I was trying to be sexy."
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"It's bachelorette season in Newport Beach, and some lovely ladies are up for auction."
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"Plus, another wolf sighting in the park. What that means for your weekend-"
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"Bad news, Michael."
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"- "Cease and desist." - Seems they don't appreciate competition."
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"in a trade magazine for a one-man show."
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"And the worst part is Lindsay's out there chasing some successful actor."
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"Television's Frank Wrench."
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"I need to prove to her that I'm not just a man, but a man's man."
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"- I think she knows that. - [Wolflike Howling]"
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"Jesus! It's the wolf! That is the wolf! The wolf is upstairs!"
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"I think it's just my son's Peter and the Wolf record."
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"I thought that was a Homefill."
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"Have you been doing that all over town? Because people think there's a wolf on the loose."
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"Yes, there is a wolf on the loose. His name is Oscar."
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"Tell me he's not gonna be bidding on your mother at that charity auction with my money."
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"Is that why you called me up here, Dad?"
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"Because you are a fugitive, and as far as she knows, you're in another country."
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"It's driving me crazy. They're parading in public."
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"My back is-is- it's in knots. I haven't had a massage since prison."
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"And those, uh, premade boil-in-bag meals- You just toss those in there."
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"Dad, please. We can't afford that. We're in this mess because of you."
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"I'm working at the banana stand just so we don't lose a shift."
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"- But- - We're done pampering ourselves in this family."
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"No, no, not tomorrow. I need-"
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"I need it today. I'm not here tomorrow."
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"[Narrator]Just then, Michael ran into a woman whom he hadn't seen in years."
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"- Michael? - Sally Sitwell."
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"[Narrator] Michael had always been in love with Sally Sitwell."
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"- We could steal a golf cart. - No, they keep 'em locked up."
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"- I know, 'cause I have a key. - I'll go get my sweater."
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"Oh, so you wanna use the key."
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"[Narrator] But his father had a longtime competition with her father."
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"It looks like my boy is gonna be sticking it to your daughter, Sitwell."
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"Stick it to her. Stick it to her."
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"[Narrator] As a result, Michael was awkward around her."
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"No, we're not gonna be sticking anything. Not-Not gonna stick a thing."
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"[Narrator] Since then, he'd always been eager to show her that he'd become a man."
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"Michael, and- Wow."
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"- Sally Stickwell. - Right."
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"- What? No. - I never-"
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"- Michael used to say that. - No, I didn't."
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"- You said other stuff. - I absolutely did not say that."
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"- Man, he loved you. - So, Gob, tell me-"
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"are you still doing your little tricks?"
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"Do you consider this to be a little trick?"
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"Oh. Did you just squirt me with something?"
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"It's lighter fluid. Didn't put in a new flint."
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"- That's- [Bleeps] great. - Michael, maybe I'll see you over at the club."
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"We never really took that cart ride, did we?"
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"And we never will, 'cause I'm not there."
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"- Nor am I here. I mean, I'm here today. - I'm gonna go."
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"- Okay. - Okay."
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"Smooth, Michael..."
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"like her father's head, chest, arms, legs and ass."
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"I'm just different than you, Gob."
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"just so you can show up and say, "Car troubles?""
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"It's called taking advantage. It's what gets you ahead in life."
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"Like you did with our biggest shareholder, Lucille Austero."
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"That was a one-time thing, Michael. It's over."
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"[Narrator] It was far from over."
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"You just let Sally Sitwell slip away right when she was ready to go."
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"- You were scared. - What are you talking about?"
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"You gonna get off and do your little dance too?"
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"[Clucking] Oh, God. My ankle."
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"- Mother! Mother! - Buster, it hurts."
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"[Narrator] Michael decided that perhaps he should go after Sally."
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"Have you seen my other pair of pants?"
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"Lupe washed them, and they sprouted. I threw them out."
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"Well, that puts a lot of pressure on this pair."
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"I think this one's good. Looks like it would've put up a fight."
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"- I put up one to get it. - As long as it gets Frank Wrench to bid on me."
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"I need to borrow your country club card."
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"There's a friend I have that has lunch there often I'd like to run into."
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"Sounds like you're asking for a favor."
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"Start at five grand. If there are other bidders, back off gracefully."
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"Shout out, "I get her 364 days a year for free!" or something."
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"You're not gonna hear that phrase."
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"both his masculine self-image and his financial standing."
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"They're literally blue, not sad."
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"[Narrator] Meanwhile, Michael went to have his accidental encounter with Sally..."
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"- but had forgotten about the club's dress code for lunch. - We have a dress code."
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"- Hello, Michael. - Stan."
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"- Hello, Sally. - Hi. So, are you meeting someone here for lunch?"
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"No. I was going to, then they canceled. So I'm gonna take off."
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"- No. Just join us, please. - [Narrator] Michael knew he couldn't say no..."
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"- but he also knew he couldn't flirt in front ofher father. - Let's do it."
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"[Narrator] And at another table, Gob was being taken out to lunch."
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"Read me the appetizers again."
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"With spicy club sauce."
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"No! I mean stop it."
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"- Why don't you join us? - Oh, no."
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"- I'm just helping her eat. - Oh, if you'd prefer privacy-"
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"What? No. Are you kidding? I didn't even wanna have lunch with her in the first place."
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"I just- or- I ju- [Clears Throat]"
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"[Narrator] And so lunch continued with both Bluth boys trying to prove..."
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"they weren't interested in the women they were interested in."
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"Did you have too much club sauce on your calamari?"
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"She p-"
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"[Stan] I'm happy to read to the lovely lady."
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"An assortment of ice creams and sorbets."
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"- You all right with him reading to your girl? - Not my girl."
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"- Already taken care of. Thank you. Thanks. - I'm sorry."
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"Apparently there's been some increased activity on your card."
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"[Whispers] It's been declined."
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"[Narrator] In fact, the increased activity on Michael's card was his father's."
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"I can't see, but, uh, I didn't know there was a doctor installing this."
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"Somebody order a case of Bag & Boil frozen dinners?"
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"[Whispers] Can you put this on my mother's card?"
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"Your mother? No. No, no, no. She's a pool member only."
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"You'll excuse me if my tone is not polite..."
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"but this is more polite than she has ever talked to me."
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