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Clips from Seinfeld - The Masseuse (S05E05)

"Oh, Stuart's a lot better."
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"Little Stuart Rifkin likes to go shopping with his mother."
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"What do you mean, no?"
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"No means no."
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"Who you kidding? You come to my apartment..."
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"...with your table and your little oils. I'm not supposed to expect anything?"
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"You're a massage teaser."
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"Listen, I massage who I want when I want."
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"I don't submit to forcible massage."
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"- I'm getting out of here. - Fine, go."
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"Jerry, could you excuse us for a few minutes, please?"
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"- What for? - We need to talk."
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"- You need to talk? - We have nothing to talk about."
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"Look, it's no secret what's going on between us."
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"She doesn't like me. Now, Jerry, if you don't mind..."
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"George, anything you have to say to her, you can say in front of me."
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"Jerry..."
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"...this woman hates me so much..."
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"...I'm starting to like her."
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"- What? - She just dislikes me so much..."
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"...it's irresistible."
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"- I can see that. - I'm getting out of here."
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"- Don't call me. - Don't worry."
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"A woman that hates me this much comes along once in a lifetime."
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"You're a lucky guy."
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"I gotta go after her."
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"George."
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"I wouldn't push for the massage."
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"Jodi!"
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"Swedes are big massagers. They like Swedish meatballs, Swedish massage."
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"They like having meat in their hands, these people."
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"But it's weird. They have a high suicide rate."
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"They're always rubbing each other's necks."
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"For a neutral country, they seem kind of tense."
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"I don't like the idea of a professional massage."
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"I don't want people touching me that don't wanna have sex with me."
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"You get me all loosened up, juices flowing, then:"
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""That's it. Okay, you're done.""
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"Like having chocolate rubbed over your face."
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