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Clips from Master of None - Hot Ticket (S01E01)

"Oh, my God, just bought these guys."
Master of None
"Thanks for the compliment, reaffirmed the purchase."
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"- Oh. - Thanks so much."
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"Okay."
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"Dude, forget that journalist."
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"Take Alice. She's smoking hot."
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"Plus she's vibing on those slips, brah."
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"Oh, come on."
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"I can't ask Alice out. She's so hot."
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"She's like at the level of hot,"
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"if I'm seen with her, people would assume"
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"I'm an Indian billionaire."
Master of None
"Yeah, I totally agree with you."
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"But for this one night only,"
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"because you have that sick ticket,"
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"you get a guest pass in her league."
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"But if you bring someone you don't know,"
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"then you're running the risk that she's just using you for that tickie."
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"Dude, getting used by a hottie like that"
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"is way better than bringing Brian."
Master of None
"At this point, I just don't want you to bring Brian."
Master of None
"Dude, why are you doing this?"
Master of None
"I'm sorry, man."
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"Listen, next week, you and me, aquarium."
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"Are you s-- I love the aquarium."
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"- That-- - I know."
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"And they have new manta rays there."
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"You're the best, man. You're the best."
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"You're the best, dude."
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"All right."
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"I'll ask out Alice."
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"Hopefully she says yes."
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"We go to the concert."
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"She sees my inner beauty."
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"And we create a little"
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""He's" All That scenario."
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"So just to recap,"
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"you're gonna ask the most attractive girl?"
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"Yes."
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"Interesting turn of events."
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"Isn't it?"
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"Hey, Alice."
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"Hi."
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"Do you need something else?"
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"Uh, no."
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"I was actually wondering-- I have two tickets"
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"to that secret Father John Misty show on Saturday."
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"Would you want to go?"
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"Yes."
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"Oh, my God, yeah."
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"To-- Yeah, to be clear, with me."
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"Not, like, Emilio Estevez or something."
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"I know. I know."
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"- No, that sounds amazing. - All right."
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"Yeah, I just-- I have to check my work schedule."
Master of None
"All right, do you want to write your number down"
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"- and I can text you and figure it out? - Yeah."
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"Cool."
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"Okay."
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"- There you go. - Great."
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"All right."
Master of None
"Well, uh..."
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"guess that's the end of this interaction."
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"- Bye. - Bye."
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"♪ ♪"
Master of None
"Wow, The Sickening makeup is crazy."
Master of None
"I'm gonna look like this?"
Master of None
"Yep, but it'll take a few hours. We're gonna start with your arms."
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"Now, you're gonna have to keep your arms still"
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"for the entire session."
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"You need to do anything?"
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"- You all good? - Yeah, I'm all good."
Master of None
"You sure? Once they start, you can't move."
Master of None
"All right."
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"One second."
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"I'm good."
Master of None
"Okay. Sweet."
Master of None
"Hey, Benjamin, you mind checking that text for me?"
Master of None
"What, you got a hot date?"
Master of None
"I hope so."
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"All right."
Master of None
"Thank you."
Master of None
"Is your hot date named Brian?"
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"Ugh, no."
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"He says, "About to try new ramen place, you interested?""
Master of None
"You can just write back, "No.""
Master of None
"Just, "No"? That's incredibly rude."
Master of None
"I'm gonna write back, "Sorry, just ate."
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"But I really admire you as a person.""
Master of None
"Come on, just-- Don't do that."
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"Just write, "No.""
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"I just did that."
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"What I said."
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"Yeah."
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"I sent it."
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"Can you check that?"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Oh, he wrote back."
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""Thanks, buddy. That means a lot."
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"I admire you, too.""
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"Fair enough, all right."
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"Guess I'll try to be nicer in my texts."
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"Mm-hmm, I think you should."
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"Brian appreciated it."
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"Hey, you mind checking that?"
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"- Really? - Come on."
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"- Brian again. - Damn it."
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""Ramen place is pretty good, B-plus.""
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"I feel like this one doesn't require a thoughtful response."
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"No."
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"Come on. Do it."
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"Check it. Come on, man."
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"It can't be Brian."
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"Wow. Wow."
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"Brian."
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"What the fuck does he want?"
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""Feeling a kitten gross."
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"Downgrading to a B-minus.""
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""Little gross, not kitten gross.""
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""Autocorrect.""
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