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Clips from Archer - Vision Quest (S06E06)

"Go get help, boy."
Archer
"There's no time! Go get help!"
Archer
"Get help how? It's a toaster."
Archer
"Well! Well, at the very least, maybe he'll bring back toast."
Archer
"And speaking of toast, I don't know about you guys,"
Archer
"but I didn't eat any..."
Archer
"Breakfast. Hey, hey, wait a second."
Archer
"Get your own goddamn bear claw!"
Archer
"Cyril, what is that? Is that a bagel?"
Archer
"No. Get off. Jeez, it's just napkins."
Archer
"Guys, get the napkins! Okay, let's just take it down a n--"
Archer
"Shut up! We're all gonna starve!"
Archer
"Give me... Get away!"
Archer
"Guys, come on. Knock it off, please."
Archer
"Easy! Hey! Hey! Pam, stop that."
Archer
"Everybody calm--"
Archer
"Asshole! What the hell?"
Archer
"I'm sorry. Seriously, I'm sorry."
Archer
"I sincerely apologize for doing that."
Archer
"Archer, if you do that again--"
Archer
"I swear to God I won't do it again."
Archer
"Please don't. You're listening for once."
Archer
"That being said,"
Archer
"I swear to God I will do it again."
Archer
"Asshole."
Archer
"Ray, shut up!"
Archer
"Cyril, let's get that sweater vest off, buddy."
Archer
"I'm sorry? I know, but nobody makes you wear them."
Archer
"I-- why do you want it?"
Archer
"As, like, a tablecloth or whatever."
Archer
"We're all gonna put our food and drink in the middle,"
Archer
"and then I'll be in charge of rationing it out."
Archer
"No. Why do you think you would be in charge?"
Archer
"Because I've been lost at sea."
Archer
"What?"
Archer
"I was lost at sea, Lana, and we had to ration the food and water."
Archer
"Well, we should have. I actually ate it all"
Archer
"while the other guy was asleep."
Archer
"Why would you tell us that story?"
Archer
"If anything, that proves my point."
Archer
"People like me are exactly why"
Archer
"we have to ration our food and water."
Archer
"People like you, who?"
Archer
"The strong, like me and you and Pam,"
Archer
"who will naturally prey on the weak,"
Archer
"like the rest of them."
Archer
"Maybe we should pool it together."
Archer
"We don't know how long we're gonna be in here."
Archer
"Yeah, give it up, weakie."
Archer
"Pam, shut up. I'll start."
Archer
"Here's...maybe six ounces of Bourbon."
Archer
"If Cyril would hurry it up already!"
Archer
"For the love of God, will you just--"
Archer
"Okay. Wait a minute."
Archer
"How exactly is this supposed to work?"
Archer
"It puts the vest on the floor!"
Archer
"We put food and drink on the vest!"
Archer
"Yeah, but where on the floor?"
Archer
"There's no room. It'll get kicked over."
Archer
"Okay, so we tie the vest into, like, a pouch, and--"
Archer
"For God's sake, man, it has no sleeves."
Archer
"Plus the food'll just fall out the neckhole."
Archer
"Well, then it's official."
Archer
"The sweater vest is literally good for nothing."
Archer
"Hey, you know what? Besides how to dress like an adult?"
Archer
"Well, that's the only thing you do like an adult."
Archer
"Burn!"
Archer
"Yeah. Total burn."
Archer
"I hope I don't start crying later"
Archer
"when I'm driving an automobile to or from a bar!"
Archer
"After having sex with a prostitute."
Archer
"Which is the most adult thing a person could possibly do!"
Archer
"I like him in vests. Me too."
Archer
"Yeah. It works for him."
Archer
"Well, thanks, ladies."
Archer
"That's-- No. No. Shut up."
Archer
"I need to think. About what?"
Archer
"Look, this isn't that hard, people."
Archer
"We've got a bagel, four coffees, a quart of beer--"
Archer
"A quart?"
Archer
"This a fawty, shawty! Thanks, Omar."
Archer
"And on top of that, we've got, I'm guessing, two flasks of bourbon."
Archer
"I didn't know if I'd have time for lunch."
Archer
"And, Krieger? Coffee?"
Archer
"Uh, no."
Archer
"Tea? No."
Archer
"What is it, soup?"
Archer
"Define "soup.""
Archer
"Oh, good lord!"
Archer
"Would it be safe to say nobody here"
Archer
"wants to eat what's in your thermos?"
Archer
"Sweet Jesus God, I would hope so!"
Archer
"Okay, so how about we all agree to hold on"
Archer
"to our food and drinks for now, if for no other reason than--"
Archer
"Pam! Pam!"
Archer
"Come on! Pam, stop it!"
Archer
"Oh, God! That wasn't just bear claw."
Archer
"What did you eat for breakfast?"
Archer
"Linguine and clam sauce."
Archer
"Oh, God! What, did you wake up on the docks?"
Archer
"But I don't know about those clams, though."
Archer
"As I was saying, before you, Pam,"
Archer
"drank a third of a gallon of malt liquor,"
Archer
"maybe we shouldn't eat or drink too much, because--"
Archer
"Yes, Pam? I have to pee."
Archer
"Come on! Of course you do. You just drank a 40!"
Archer
"That's what I was trying to say."
Archer
"I'm not a frickin' mind reader."
Archer
"Yeah. In her defense, you didn't finish."
Archer
"Yeah. Pam, shut up."
Archer
"I have an idea!"
Archer
"Okay. Wait. Does it have anything to do"
Archer
"with our current situation?"
Archer
"Yes."
Archer
"Okay, what is it?"
Archer
"We are stuck in an elevator."
Archer
"The idea, not our current situation."
Archer
"Well, I'm not a frickin' mind reader!"
Archer
"Oh, my God, what if I am?"
Archer
"Then I guess you'd know what we're all thinking right this very minute."
Archer
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