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Clips from The Pagemaster

"Why, they're here, of course! And all around."
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"Maybe you can show me the way out?"
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"Follow me."
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"I-Is that the way?"
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"Oh, the only way."
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"Fiction, A to Z! Where all is possible!"
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"Where a boy's imagination can take root and grow to incredible heights!"
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"Where a boy's courage is a wind that moves him to discovery!"
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"And where your journey begins!"
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"Uhh!"
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"Whoa!"
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"To find your way home, you must face three tests,"
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"horror, adventure and fantasy."
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"And remember this, when in doubt,"
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"look to the books!"
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"Aah! How do you stop this thing?"
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"I am the ghost of Christmas past..."
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"All the pirates shared a grave."
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"Due to the storm, all lines have been temporarily disconnected."
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"Please try your call again later."
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"Oh! Ow!"
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"This is not good. Definitely not good at all."
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"Where's the son of a sea biscuit knocked me from me crow's nest?"
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"Where's he be? Where's he be?"
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"So here be the lubber who knocked me on me poop deck, and with no apologies too!"
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"You fiction or nonfiction?"
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"I'm... Richard. Richard Tyler."
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"- What kind of a book would that be? - Uh, I'm not a book."
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"Got any proof?"
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"See? Here's my name!"
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"A library card!"
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"Oh, begging your pardon, lad. I didn't know you was a customer!"
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"Uh, look, all I wanna do is get outta here."
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"Of course you do, matey! We all do."
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"But this is a library, mate. Not everything's as it seems."
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"Look to the books. Look to the books."
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"You... you said you knew the way out?"
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"I know these waters like the back of me hook!"
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"Uh... Uh..."
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"This way."
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"I gotta get home."
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"My parents are probably worried sick about me."
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"Well, I'm afeared I've been dry-docked"
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"in this library far longer than I'd like to remember."
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"As I sees it, you with your library card are me ticket out of here!"
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"Is it a deal, matey?"
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"Ooh, I'm naked."
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"Uh, yeah, I guess so."
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"That's the spirit, lad!"
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"Can we get going now?"
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"Aye aye! Let's scale this mast and get our bearings!"
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"Mast? That's a ladder. I kind of have this thing about heights."
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"Huh. I'll take care of that."
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"Mysterious Island. Yes."
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"Kidnapped."
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"Ah, here we be! 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea."
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"Ah, the squid, yes, that's it!"
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"It's a giant squid!"
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"Ah!"
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"Whoa!"
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"Ohh!"
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"Jump, boy!"
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"It's jump for your life!"
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"Ohh!"
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"Uhh!"
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"Let go of my face! I can't breathe!"
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"What are you doing, grabbing me like that and messing up my pantyhose?"
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"Hmph! Now I gotta straighten out my Little Mermaid underwear."
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"Who... who are you?"
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"I'm Fantasy. Oh!"
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"I'm Fantasy! What is this?"
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"Hm."
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"It's a library card."
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"I'm a book, honey. I can read."
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"Now tell me,"
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"what's the one thing you wish for more than anything in the world?"
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"Anything in the world?"
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"L-I'd like to get out of here."
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"I'll grant your wish, child. But you must do me one small kindness in return."
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"You gotta check me outta here!"
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"That's it? OK, let's go!"
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"Do I have to click my heels or something?"
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"Honey, you in the wrong story."
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"That was a close one, lad. Lad?"
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"Hold on there, missis! The lad's with me!"
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"- You know that short story? - Yeah, he's adventure."
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"Honey, that's what they all say."
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"I heard that! I'll have you know I'm a classic!"
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"Mm-hm. A classic... misprint."
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"Why, you old sea serpent! I'll rip out your pages and use them for... Oh, no!"
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"Do something!"
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"Hm."
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"Oops! I forgot. My wand doesn't always work outside the fantasy section."
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"You mean you can't wish us to the exit?"
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"That overdue shrew's never even seen the exit."
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"More than you have, shorty!"
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"In fact, the exit's just beyond my fantasy section. Hmph!"
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"Then what are ye doing in these parts?"
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"There a witches' convention around here, maybe?"
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"Look, I was misshelved."
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"But that's over, now that young Prince Charming here has come to check me out."
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"My good eye, he is. The lad's checking me out!"
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"Come on, boy, we're wasting time chumming off this dinghy."
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"It's on to the exit for us!"
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"If he thinks the exit's in that direction, you know it's got to be in this one!"
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"Don't listen to her, mate. She's not sailing with a full crew!"
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"Ah-ah-ah!"
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"Fantasy! She's a bloody nightmare."
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"Let's leave him. He doesn't even know where we are now!"
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"Bilge water! Of course I know where we are! We're..."
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"Hound of the Baskervilles. We're in Baskervilles."
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"Have a look-see!"
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"Hm. Huh?"
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"Hey, this way! Through here!"
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"Nice doggy! Good doggy!"
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"Hurry!"
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"Oh, baby."
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"Are we still in the library?"
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"Aye, lad. The horror section."
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"It looks pretty scary."
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