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Clips from Weeds - Go (S03E03)

"I'm ready."
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"- What's that? - My turtles."
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"- You have turtles? - Franco and Warhol."
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"- How long have you had turtles? - I won them last year at a carnival."
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"Turtles. How did I not know you had turtles... for a year?"
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"No, honey. No waffle maker. We don't need it."
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"Homeowner's insurance policy, deed to the house, birth certificates."
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"- Daddy's earthquake box. - He reminded me about it this morning."
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"Well, tell him thanks."
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"He doesn't want to leave the house, Mom."
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"It's a good thing he can't catch fire, but we can. Does he understand that?"
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"I'm not leaving if he's not leaving."
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"- Shane, this has gone far enough, really. - I'm not leaving."
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"Judah? Listen..."
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"Judah, listen to me."
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"No, it's my turn to talk. Can I talk, please? Thank you."
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"Kindly tell our son that he needs to leave, because his safety is more important"
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"than hanging out with you in this prefab shitbox you loved so well."
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"You both need to let it go."
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"No, my hair's the same. OK, I stopped straightening it."
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"All right, are you gonna tell him? Fine."
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"Shane,"
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"your father wants you to go."
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"I'll start loading the car."
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"The evacuation centre, captive audience, high anxiety level."
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"Where there's smoke, there's smoke."
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"We need to stop off and get my seedlings at the grow house."
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"- No. - I'm not leaving without my work."
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"Fine, I'll go and get it. You guys take the van and go to the rec centre."
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"I'll meet you there. Start loading."
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"- Did you know Shane had turtles? - Franco and Warhol."
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"Right. Go."
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"Live at the scene here,"
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"mandatory evacuations of areas of Majestic..."
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"Look at that! It's right behind the golf course."
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"OK, team, we're in a giant room full of unhappy people with lots of cash."
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"So, let's take their cash and make them happy, OK?"
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"On my count. One, two, three."
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"- Break! - Break!"
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"We're live outside the evacuation centre. The parking lot is full of..."
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"- Your phone broken? - Sorry about that."
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"I was trying to get as much out as I could before I lock up."
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"It's nuts out there. Couldn't even drive over here."
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"I had to park and sneak under the barricade."
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"- Should you even be here? - I was sent."
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"Got to rescue the magical Silas strain."
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"Plus, I hear there's a fire barrelling towards this house."
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"I was wondering if there's anything I could take with me."
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"Heylia took a bunch of it, but grab what you can."
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"Dole it out as slow as you can,"
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"because I think that's gonna be it for a while."
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"- Wildfire. - Guillermo fire."
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"No shit?"
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"I don't think he meant for it to spread. He was burning out the bikers."
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"That's what happens when you make a deal with the devil..."
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"fire."
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""Fire. Fire on the mountain.""
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"Huh?"
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"Grateful Dead."
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"Can you make a turkey?"
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"Can I make a turkey? Where did that come from?"
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"Just answer the question."
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"I can buy a turkey."
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"Heylia makes these deep-fried turkeys."
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"- Unbelievable. - Yeah."
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"Can't really see myself deep-frying. I'm more of a bake and broil kind of girl."
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"Microwaves. Think I could fit a turkey in the microwave?"
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"You'd have to have a pretty big microwave."
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"Or a pretty small turkey."
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"Nancy."
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"What are you gonna do"
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"if it all burns down?"
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"Your house, your suburb."
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"Well..."
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"Well..."
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"I guess..."
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"I guess I'd have to go."
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"Cookies! Would you like to buy some cookies?"
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"Drink up."
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"So, what's our next move, Nance?"
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"I thought I'd get some cheese. They're making fondue at Cot 14."
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"No, not that. The business, our friend Mary Jane."
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"Why don't we see how the fire goes and then we can regroup?"
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"Well, don't forget that I am in the group when we regroup."
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"Fine. If we regroup the group, you'll be in the group."
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"- She's got a great ass, your mom. - Don't be gross."
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"I was just kidding."
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"Isabelle,"
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"are you really a lesbian?"
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"Do you really talk to your dead father?"
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"- I got to go to the bathroom. - Go."
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"Agrestic... Shit, Majestic police! Hello! Anyone here?"
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"Holy shit. Hello? Anyone here?"
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"You really got to clear out now. The fire's up the block and it's moving fast."
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"Holy shit."
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"I think they shot Peckers of the Caribbean here."
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"OK, the fire just took out the Olive Garden. Come on, guys, we really got to go."
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"Franco, like the Spanish dictator?"
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"Franco, like Franco Harris, the Steelers hall of fame football player."
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"Honey, I know where you're going with this."
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"We are never going to move to Pittsburgh."
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"Mommy hates the cold."
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"If you still feel this strongly about it in five years,"
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"you can apply to Carnegie Mellon."
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""And he doth great wonders, so that he maketh fire come from heaven...""
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"- Creepy. - What about Tampa?"
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"I got to go."
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""And men were scorched with great heat, and blasphemed the name of God,"
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""which hath power over these plagues.""
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"- Amen! - Amen!"
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"Stand up."
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"Raise your hands high and pray for him!"
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"Everybody, come on. All together now."
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"- So, it's not your house? - No. No."
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"That house belongs to Celia. Celia Hodes. H-O-D-E-S."
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"Then, why is it in the name of a company that you own?"
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"Well, because my company bought it, and then I gave it to Celia."
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"Now, why would you give this Celia person a house, Mr. Groff?"
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"Because she was my lover, and it was good."
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"And she was getting a divorce, and she wanted a house,"
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