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Clips from Central Park - The Ballad of Johnnie Lee (S02E02)

"Everybody like the rice? I remembered to cook it this time."
Central Park
"It's great, honey. Can really taste the difference."
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"Cole, buddy, you wanna maybe join us for dinner?"
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"No, thanks. I'm good down here. Just try not to kick me, please."
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"Why is Cole under the table?"
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"No, he didn't drop his fork. He dropped something else."
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"It started at the big Fling Into Fall Showcase at school."
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"Cole got cast as Sir Jack-O'-Lantern,"
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"and his best friend, Enrique, is Pilgrim Cornybread."
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"They were riding high at today's dress rehearsal and student preview"
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"until their mid-play costume change, when Cole's belt wouldn't buckle."
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"Ah! Oh, no. My belt's inside out."
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"[Birdie] Then Enrique couldn't reach over his big fake belly to tie his shoes."
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"[grunts] Oh, no, no, no."
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"Why did they think we were good at dressing ourselves?"
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"Places. I'm serious, you guys."
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"Treat this preview like it's opening night. Places!"
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"[Birdie] That's when Enrique really started to panic."
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"So Cole stopped fixing his belt to help his buddy."
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"Don't worry, I got you. This is what it means to be part of an ensemble."
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"But when Cole bent over, this happened."
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"- And the students were all... - [gasping]"
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"Please don't feel butt. Please don't feel butt."
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"- That's butt. - Not only were Cole's pants down,"
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"but because he was wearing his laundry day undies"
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"with the totally shot waistband, they came down too."
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"[slow piano intro playing]"
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"♪ I mooned the whole school ♪"
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"♪ Two cheeks in the wind ♪"
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"♪ All eyes were on my ♪"
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"♪ My bare-bottomed rear end ♪"
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"♪ They stopped and they stared At my derriere ♪"
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"♪ My life as I knew it was through ♪"
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"♪ Oh, the stage can be cruel ♪"
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"♪ I mooned the whole school ♪"
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"Cole, if you come up to the table,"
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"I'll let you have a bowl of Nutty Holes for dinner, huh?"
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"I'll take a bowl of Holes."
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"Sometimes eating your feelings is the right course of action."
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"Son, this is why we always say let us know when you're out of underwear"
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"- and we can do laundry. - Too soon, Owen."
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"You know, sweetie, I bet it wasn't as bad as you think."
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"Oh, it was. Sorry. But you'll get over it... someday."
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"The kids at school are gonna come up with a terrible nickname for me."
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"And that's who I'll be..."
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"- [whispers] ...forever. - I mean, come on, forever?"
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"Yes. Exhibit A: Marty Sneeze Cheese, who sneezed Cheetos dust everywhere."
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"Exhibit B: Tootie Judy."
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"Do you think anyone cares Tootie Judy is a junior Olympian"
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"who medaled in curling?"
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"No. She tooted once in science class, and that's who Tootie Judy is now."
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"Maybe it won't happen this time. What can they do with the name "Cole"?"
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"Off the top of my head, Butt-Cole, Cole-onoscopy, uh, Nutty Coles."
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"- Sorry to do that to your favorite cereal. - Got it. Thanks, Molly."
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"I've decided that the only way for me to live a life with dignity"
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"is to quit being Cole."
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"New name, new school, fresh start."
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"- Look, Cole, I-- - Cole? Who's that?"
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"I'm sorry. Were you talking to me? Because that's not my name. Nope. Nope."
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"My name is-- Um, um, I-- I can't think of anything."
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"- [whispers] Molly, a little help. - Colton or Coleman?"
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"Crap. Sorry. You're such a Cole."
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"I mean, why don't we just go back to the drawing board?"
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"Didn't you have a list of options before I was born?"
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"Any choices we could revisit?"
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"Well, I do not endorse you changing your name."
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"But I will say, for a minute,"
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"we thought about naming you after my grandpa, Johnnie Lee."
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"What? You almost named me Johnnie Lee Tillerman?"
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"- That's the coolest name I've ever heard! - It is?"
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"Yes! Johnnie Lee Tillerman isn't a dope who moons a school."
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"He's a hero... [stammers] ...a legend who doesn't take crap from anyone."
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"Why are you rising dramatically?"
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"Cole Tillerman of PS 86 is done."
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"Johnnie Lee Tillerman of maybe another nearby school"
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"with way better lunches lives."
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"That's crazy. And the opening night of your big showcase is tomorrow."
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"You've been so excited."
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"And you've been practicing that big dance number for weeks,"
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"sometimes very loudly."
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"Hey, I love honoring the character of Sir Jack-O'-Lantern."
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"But you know that saying, "The show must go on"?"
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"It's not true! We've all been duped!"
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"Sweetie, everyone has embarrassing moments."
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"You can't go into the "embarrassment protection program""
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"every time it happens."
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"- Good one. - Thanks. Felt good."
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"Well, as Johnnie Lee Tillerman, I'll never embarrass myself again."
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"I already feel smarter, cooler, more agile."
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"But changing your name won't magically solve all your problems, Cole."
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"Bup, bup, bup. I wanna talk about my future life as Johnnie Lee."
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"What does he wear? What does he eat? How many tattoos are on his back?"
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"And did they hurt to get? 'Cause I'm nervous about that."
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"- But it's fine. - Okay, this is going well."
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"Maybe just talk about future Johnnie Lee's life,"
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"- but make it sound bad, I guess. - What are you talking about?"
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"- Nothing. Uh... - Our marriage."
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"...just about how your new life with your new name is gonna go, probably,"
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"when you become an outlaw with a heart of gold."
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"Go on. I'm listening."
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"Great. So, after you change your name, you become the most popular kid in school."
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"But you skip graduation 'cause the Wild West's a-callin'."
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"And by Wild West, I mean the western side of Central Park,"
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"because we both agree you would never wanna move across the country."
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"So, Johnnie Lee Tillerman and his crew, Side-Eye..."
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"Looking right, looking left, looking right..."
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"- ...outlaw Lucky Smiles... - I'm riding a horse."
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"- Wait, is this set in the 1800s? - What? No, it's the future."
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"So people travel on horseback in the future?"
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"Uh, yeah. Weird, right? Anyway, where was I? Oh, right."
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"Johnnie Lee and his crew of outlaws, good outlaws, ride through Central Park,"
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"looking for rich people to rob so they can buy beans for the poor."
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"- [Cole] Wait, what? - [Owen] Just go with it."
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"[Owen] ♪ Came out of nowhere On his lonesome steed ♪"
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"♪ Stole from the rich And gave to the needy ♪"
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"♪ When they ask you "Who's that awesome dude?" ♪"
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"♪ Tell them it's Johnnie Lee ♪"
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"♪ Yodel-ay-hee ♪"
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"♪ Ain't nobody ever been so cool ♪"
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"♪ He's so cool, so dang cool ♪"
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