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Clips from The Great North - Skidmark Holmes Adventure (S02E02)

"of poop underwear with them or did they poop during the party?"
The Great North
"And which is more diabolical?"
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"Uh, idea-- would you want to stay and be our investigator?"
The Great North
"You're not a suspect and you're obviously amazing at questions."
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"Oh, absolutely. I could use a little break from my mom."
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"I love her, but, whenever she eats, she says..."
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""Get in ma belly" first."
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"I've had enough."
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"Okay. Well, then..."
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"get in ma party!"
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"I feel like you didn't hear a word I just said."
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"Sorry, sorry. I'm sorry."
The Great North
"So we can backtrack to the step"
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"where the detective interrogates suspects."
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"- Sure. - If you want, I could be your partner."
The Great North
"No, thank you. I work alone."
The Great North
"- Oh, she's good. - Trying to flatter me, huh?"
The Great North
"I'll talk to you first."
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"I've only known you for 13 minutes,"
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"but I've gathered that you love drama."
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"Enough to create some of your own?"
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"How dare you."
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"Shove me up against a wall. Shove me!"
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"I know it was you. You're obsessed with underwear."
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"You think poop is hilarious."
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"Yeah. You know who else does?"
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"A little lady named America."
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"You think I wanted big undies at my party?!"
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"Well, I didn't."
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"How do you explain this?"
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"Oh, this is a letter I wrote to my dad"
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"for Father's Day telling him I think he's doing a great job."
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"Well, I found it on the fridge, and it's very nice."
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"Confess!"
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"I never ate my twin in the womb"
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"like I've been claiming my whole life."
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"She just disappeared, and I miss her every damn day."
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"I downloaded Nights in Rodanthe"
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"when my parents went out one night."
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"I've seen things you wouldn't believe."
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"I'm just very content in my life right now."
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"I feel like I'm making great choices."
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"Why would you want to ruin Judy's party?"
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"I wouldn't! She's my best friend for life."
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"I'd rather cut off my own butt than ruin her party,"
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"and I love my butt."
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"Oh, I wish I did this."
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"It's the only good thing I've ever seen."
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"Okay! Once a month, I take a sip of my mom's perfume"
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"and then fill it with water so she doesn't notice!"
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"- Is that all? - Yes. Wait, no."
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"I didn't invent iced tea. I just really like it."
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"I've heard enough."
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"Honestly, I find it just as fun"
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"to put Jenga away as it is to play it."
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"I wonder why they never talk about that in the commercials."
The Great North
"Speaking of commercials, there was one for chicken breasts..."
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"Permafrost! Um..."
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"Anyone here interested in... permafrost?"
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"Oh, yes. Isn't it just amazing?"
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"Did you know permafrost can go as deep"
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"as two miles into the Earth?"
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"I didn't. Why are you so interested in permafrost?"
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"Oh. It's dumb."
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"It is certainly not dumb."
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"- It's un-dumb. - I just..."
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"I find it fascinating that way down in the Earth"
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"are these plants."
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"I mean, they're still alive, just, you know,"
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"waiting to be discovered and thawed out."
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"And, whenever I feel depressed,"
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"I just think about those little plants,"
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"and it cheers me up to know"
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"there's all this living stuff underneath us,"
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"just waiting to bloom."
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"I've never thought of it like that."
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"So, should we watch some old Arsenio Hall tapes or..."
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"Sweetheart, shut the hell up."
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"Roger that."
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"All right."
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"- I'm ready to solve the mystery. - Wait, wait, wait!"
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"While you were doing the interrogations,"
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"I looked in both pizza boxes again for clues"
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"and I found kitty litter."
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"I think somebody made those skid marks with cat poop."
The Great North
"Aw. Who here has a cat?"
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"Gill."
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"Gill has a cat."
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"Oh. Do I?"
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"Do I?!"
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"Oh, my God. A Ziploc of cat turds?"
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"So you did it?"
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"Yeah. I did it."
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"But why?"
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"Why? Why?"
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"Because I go to a million parties, Judy."
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"- A million? - And nobody even knows I'm there."
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"No one remembers me."
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"But, tonight, I made my mark."
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"My skid mark."
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"- How did you do it? - Like I just said--"
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"people rarely know I'm even there."
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"So when the first pizza arrived,"
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"I just walked over, took it out"
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"and put a pair of my Grammy Beavers' underwear in it,"
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"which I pre-skid-marked with cat poop."
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"But, Gill, you've always had a big crush on Judy."
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"Why would you ruin her party?"
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"I guess I'm just a bad boy."
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"The kind that Judy likes."
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"- Nope. - What?"
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"I said nope. I'll tell you what's cat poop--"
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"this confession."
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"And the cat poop..."
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"- Oh, my God! - No! -...is delicious."
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"- What? - Huh? - Because it's chocolate."
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"And the fact that Gill has a crush on Judy"
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"was the final clue I needed to find the real culprit."
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"It wasn't you, Gill. It was Kima."
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"- Huh?"
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