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Clips from Maggie (2022) - Things Begin Where They End (S01E01)

"I just know that it's not me."
Maggie (2022)
"- Oh."
Maggie (2022)
"- Actually, there's only one real way to see the future."
Maggie (2022)
"- What? What?"
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"- Fortune cookies. - Ah, fortune cookies."
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"- You fell for that. - That was, that was nice."
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"Well done. - Hard."
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"- Okay. One, two."
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"[crunching]"
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"- "Good things come in threes." - Mm."
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"- And no breaks this time."
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"- [laughs] Okay."
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"[both laughing]"
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"- Good morning."
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"- Hey. Good morning. - [yawns] Hi."
Maggie (2022)
"- So how late were we up?"
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"- Ooh, well, pretty late."
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"We went from our first kiss to our first fight."
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"- Okay, Maggie, place with the fat chef is the best pizza in LA."
Maggie (2022)
"Why would the skinny chef be better?"
Maggie (2022)
"- Because that guy is from Italy and the other's from Nebraska."
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"- Gotcha. [both laugh]"
Maggie (2022)
"- What?"
Maggie (2022)
"- No, it's just nice to hear you call them first, not last."
Maggie (2022)
"- I want to tell you something."
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"- I want to listen. [Maggie chuckles]"
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"- About the reading I gave you."
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"- Mm-hmm. - About"
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"you and me."
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"- Yeah?"
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"What? What is it?"
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"- Uh... in your reading,"
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"I saw your future,"
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"and I know how things end."
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"This doesn't work out."
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"- Okay. Um, but we had fun, right? We had fun."
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"So I'm supposed to let you throw that away"
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"because you think it might not happen?"
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"- I know it won't happen."
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"- Wow."
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"I'm not heartbroken."
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"I am whatever the one-night stand equivalent is."
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"I'm penis crushed,"
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"which is something that actually happened to my cousin."
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"I thought you would laugh at that."
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"- I'm sorry. I'm going to go."
Maggie (2022)
"- Maggie, I-- - I know."
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"I had a great time too."
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"- I guess you do know how things end."
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"- I'm sorry."
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"- Yeah."
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"[door closes]"
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"MAGGIE: Well, looks like our time's up."
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"Remember what I said about your cat."
Maggie (2022)
"- Uh, one more thing I wanted to ask you."
Maggie (2022)
"- Yeah. Your rabbits will hate the bath, too."
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"[knock on door] [sighs]"
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"- Oh, I made the same mistake."
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"Hi. - Hi."
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"- Where have you been the last couple weeks?"
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"I've been texting you about a very handsome boy"
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"who's been wanting to see you."
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"- Who?"
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"- I rescued him."
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"- My God, Lou."
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"- I didn't think it through at all, but I have no regrets."
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"What do you think?"
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"[snoring] [alarm blaring]"
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"[dog snoring]"
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"- I think he's your soul mate."
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"- Oh, you hear that?"
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"You're stuck with me."
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"Yes! Ohh!"
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"- I haven't gotten tongue in a while. [laughs]"
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"What's going on? I was hoping I hadn't heard from you"
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"because you were getting busy with our future husband."
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"Huh?"
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"Or maybe started your own murder podcast?"
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"- No, actually, turns out"
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"I don't always see the whole picture."
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"Yeah, he ends up with some brunette."
Maggie (2022)
"- Well, she sounds awful. - It's fine."
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"I've accepted my predetermined life of solitude"
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"and Mr. Rogers sex dreams."
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"It's not so bad."
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"Lots of forehead kisses."
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"- Oh, I love that."
Maggie (2022)
"- Oh my god, guess what?"
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"My parents finally kicked the bee guy out."
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"I have to let the new tenant in."
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"- What? You did not tell me? Do I look okay?"
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"- [laughs] It's a girl. - Oh."
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"I still don't get why your parents won't let me move in here."
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"Is it because I walked in on your dad taking a pee?"
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"I didn't see anything. He was sitting down."
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"- Yeah, I think that's the part that bothers him."
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"- Hi. Are you Maggie?"
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"- Yeah. - Oh, sorry."
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"Your mom said you didn't like questions."
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"I'm the new neighbor, Jessie."
Maggie (2022)
"- Oh. - Have we met before?"
Maggie (2022)
"- I don't think so."
Maggie (2022)
"Do you ever watch hair tutorials online?"
Maggie (2022)
"- That's how I know you."
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"Yeah. You taught me how to do side braids."
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"I ended up looking like Willie Nelson,"
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"but I think that's a problem more"
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"with my forehead than my hair."
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"- Well, I'm just happy to meet you."
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"We were a little worried"
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"about who would be living above us."
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"- Don't worry, babe. I saved the heavy boxes for you. Thanks."
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"- Ben. - Maggie."
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"- Hi. - What are you doing here?"
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"- I live here."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"- I live here. Now. With Jessie."
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"- You guys all know each other? - Yeah, well, sorta."
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"Uh, Maggie once gave me a... psychic reading."
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"- Yeah. JESSIE: No way."
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