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Clips from Maggie (2022) - Things Begin Where They End (S01E01)

"[cell phone chiming]"
Maggie (2022)
"Oh! Remember that DUI attorney I told you about?"
Maggie (2022)
"- Glenn with two N's? - Yes."
Maggie (2022)
"Like the actress."
Maggie (2022)
"It's not weird, okay. - It's weird."
Maggie (2022)
"- He just texted me asking to meet him at Bar Stanley tonight."
Maggie (2022)
"- Hey, Glenn! - I know."
Maggie (2022)
"I think this is the night I open his fridge"
Maggie (2022)
"and see what kind of meat he's got in there."
Maggie (2022)
"I bet it's kosher."
Maggie (2022)
"[sobbing] [toilet flushes]"
Maggie (2022)
"[blows nose]"
Maggie (2022)
"Oh no. What is that look?"
Maggie (2022)
"- Lou, we have a deal."
Maggie (2022)
"I can't tell you who your soulmate is,"
Maggie (2022)
"and you can't date my hot uncle."
Maggie (2022)
"- And I get nothing from that deal."
Maggie (2022)
"- You get to not spend the weekend at police auctions"
Maggie (2022)
"trying to get his jet ski back."
Maggie (2022)
"- Can you at least come to the bar with me tonight"
Maggie (2022)
"and just tell me if Glenn is a serial killer"
Maggie (2022)
"or worse, bad in bed?"
Maggie (2022)
"- His name is Glenn with two N's."
Maggie (2022)
"That's proof he doesn't know when to finish."
Maggie (2022)
"Fine. Okay. Okay, I'll come."
Maggie (2022)
"- Yay!"
Maggie (2022)
"I'm going to try out my new mascara."
Maggie (2022)
"[sobbing] [toilet flushes]"
Maggie (2022)
"When Glenn said that he wanted to spend more time exploring Orlando,"
Maggie (2022)
"I didn't know that he was talking about his boyfriend."
Maggie (2022)
"- Yeah."
Maggie (2022)
"[blowing nose]"
Maggie (2022)
"- I just want to go home."
Maggie (2022)
"- Oh. Why don't we go to my house and look up guys from high school"
Maggie (2022)
"to see if they ended up marrying women that look like their moms?"
Maggie (2022)
"I have a good feeling about Oscar Saltarelli."
Maggie (2022)
"- Do you have any soft cheeses?"
Maggie (2022)
"- I have got a 2017 Boursin spreadable--"
Maggie (2022)
"- Speak English and be serious, okay."
Maggie (2022)
"I can't take any more lies tonight, Maggie."
Maggie (2022)
"- Excuse me, Lou."
Maggie (2022)
"What is the first rule of our friendship?"
Maggie (2022)
"BOTH: We don't lie about cheese."
Maggie (2022)
"- I love it when you do that."
Maggie (2022)
"- Do what?"
Maggie (2022)
"- Know how to make my life better."
Maggie (2022)
"How does my makeup look?"
Maggie (2022)
"- You're beautiful."
Maggie (2022)
"Honestly, you should cry more. - You're the best."
Maggie (2022)
"- Sorry. - Oh. Sorry."
Maggie (2022)
"- Oh."
Maggie (2022)
"- Hi. - Hi."
Maggie (2022)
"- There you are. But, like, for real this time."
Maggie (2022)
"- Yes, here we are."
Maggie (2022)
"That's not the most original line I've heard,"
Maggie (2022)
"but I'll go with it."
Maggie (2022)
"- No, I-I actually do know this guy."
Maggie (2022)
"- Um, do you guys want a drink?"
Maggie (2022)
"My sister's got a table for my birthday."
Maggie (2022)
"- Could you give us a second? - Yeah."
Maggie (2022)
"And thank you for the birthday wishes. That's very sweet."
Maggie (2022)
"LOUISE: That was funny."
Maggie (2022)
"- That was the guy that I saw myself marrying."
Maggie (2022)
"- Oh."
Maggie (2022)
"- We should go. I'm not ready for this."
Maggie (2022)
"- Look, you said you wanted to live more in the moment, right?"
Maggie (2022)
"- Mm. - Well, this is the moment."
Maggie (2022)
"- Okay. Okay."
Maggie (2022)
"Okay. We're going to stay on one condition."
Maggie (2022)
"- Yes."
Maggie (2022)
"- Tequila shots."
Maggie (2022)
"- Hey! - Happy birthday."
Maggie (2022)
"- Cheers. - Cheers."
Maggie (2022)
"- Happy birthday, buddy."
Maggie (2022)
"BEN: Oh, thank you."
Maggie (2022)
"- I'm not going to ruin the surprise,"
Maggie (2022)
"but this one is Amy's latest cookbook."
Maggie (2022)
"Yeah."
Maggie (2022)
"Uh, pro tip. You can just add shrooms to any of those dishes."
Maggie (2022)
"- Please don't do that to any of my recipes."
Maggie (2022)
"DAVE: Oh, Amy's right. Amy's right."
Maggie (2022)
"You can just freestyle the shrooms."
Maggie (2022)
"Thanks, babe."
Maggie (2022)
"- Oh my god, your sister's Eggless Amy?"
Maggie (2022)
"- She's vegan non-infertile so don't bring it up."
Maggie (2022)
"It's a sore subject so--"
Maggie (2022)
"- This is what I want in a relationship."
Maggie (2022)
"- You should totally come to Burning Man with us next year."
Maggie (2022)
"- Yes. - Hey, are you a licensed plumber?"
Maggie (2022)
"- Uh, I could be."
Maggie (2022)
"- I like your family."
Maggie (2022)
"They're such a perfect match,"
Maggie (2022)
"like peanut butter and very high jelly."
Maggie (2022)
"- Yeah. Somehow they make it work."
Maggie (2022)
"- Guess you can't fight fate, huh?"
Maggie (2022)
"- Guess not."
Maggie (2022)
"So I'm going to blow this candle out"
Maggie (2022)
"and make a wish that I spend more time with you."
Maggie (2022)
"Tonight. [blows]"
Maggie (2022)
"That wasn't slick at all."
Maggie (2022)
"So is my wish going to come true?"
Maggie (2022)
"- That depends."
Maggie (2022)
"Do you know how to use chopsticks?"
Maggie (2022)
"Your technique is off."
Maggie (2022)
"- Is it? - Hmm."
Maggie (2022)
"- How?"
Maggie (2022)
"[laughs]"
Maggie (2022)
"Alright, so be honest."
Maggie (2022)
"Did you know we were going to do that when we first met?"
Maggie (2022)
"- I, uh, had a hunch."
Maggie (2022)
"- Did you know I was going to get a cramp halfway there?"
Maggie (2022)
"- No, because I didn't know that I was hooking up"
Maggie (2022)
"with someone in my mom's mahjong club."
Maggie (2022)
"- Hmm."
Maggie (2022)
"- So what's the deal? I mean."
Maggie (2022)
"You can actually see the future."
Maggie (2022)
"- Yes, I can actually see the future."
Maggie (2022)
"- I just thought a psychic would have the perfect life."
Maggie (2022)
"- Far from it."
Maggie (2022)
"I don't get to choose who wins the lottery."
Maggie (2022)
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