Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from V/H/S

"- I don't know. - ( Spider chuckles )"
V/H/S
"You wanna see me eat it?"
V/H/S
"Spider: Yeah!"
V/H/S
"Oh, fuck."
V/H/S
"You're not really gonna eat it, are you?"
V/H/S
"Oh, my God! Oh, my go--! ( Laughing )"
V/H/S
"Joey: ...I mean, I was here to fuckin' boink her."
V/H/S
"Yeah?"
V/H/S
"What are you--? Wait. I have a question."
V/H/S
"What are you doing here?"
V/H/S
"Huh?"
V/H/S
"See that, uh, blonde goddess up there?"
V/H/S
"- No, where? - That's what I'm here for."
V/H/S
"I don't see much of a blonde goddess anywhere."
V/H/S
"Or, uh... Blonde crack whore, according to you."
V/H/S
"- Hey, give me the camera. - She is a crack whore."
V/H/S
"You're not gettin' the camera, bro."
V/H/S
"- Just gimme it for one second. - Why?"
V/H/S
"- 'Cause I wanna do something. - No. Go fuck yourself."
V/H/S
"Joey: Wedgie?"
V/H/S
"Wendy: Joey... Joey... Joey: Did she wedgie you?"
V/H/S
"Spider: No."
V/H/S
"That's more like it, dick-wise, right above your head."
V/H/S
"Look. Stop-stop!"
V/H/S
"It's coming right out of your head."
V/H/S
"It's about the size of your dick,"
V/H/S
"and it's moving! ( Laughing )"
V/H/S
"( Indistinct remark ) ...We're walking around"
V/H/S
"the middle of the fucking woods."
V/H/S
"Where the fuck are we going?"
V/H/S
"Can you get a shot of this?"
V/H/S
"Yeah, sure. Of what?"
V/H/S
"What, of the wall?"
V/H/S
"Yeah. Just humor me, okay?"
V/H/S
"It's tripping me out."
V/H/S
"The last time I was here, my friend fell over it."
V/H/S
"Joey: All right. Well... Hi, wall. "Hi, Joey.""
V/H/S
"- Good? - You're so-- soon as you get back up."
V/H/S
"Samantha: Why are you carrying around grass?"
V/H/S
"Okay! God! Jeez--!"
V/H/S
"You mother fucker!"
V/H/S
"I didn't do it! Wendy did it!"
V/H/S
"Well, I-- you shoulda ninjaed that shit!"
V/H/S
"( Blows )"
V/H/S
"- Oh, fuck me! - Did I break it? Is it okay?"
V/H/S
"( Blowing )"
V/H/S
"Spider: Oh, my God! ( Laughing )"
V/H/S
"- Joey: Yo, that is gnarly! - Hey, Samantha! Hey, look!"
V/H/S
"Hey, you like this? Ohh, easy!"
V/H/S
"Samantha: That reminds me of your mom!"
V/H/S
"Oh, that's funny. That's really funny."
V/H/S
"Wendy: You guys are fucking disgusting."
V/H/S
"Samantha: Seriously, that's gross! Stop poking it!"
V/H/S
"Joey: Oh, my God, it's not gonna hurt you."
V/H/S
"- Oh, look! - Yo, that's filled with nutrients."
V/H/S
"Just suck on it. Bite into it!"
V/H/S
"What are you doing over there, crazy girl?"
V/H/S
"What's with this camera?"
V/H/S
"Whoa, whoa, look at that! Look, this!"
V/H/S
"- Look at this. - Oh, wow."
V/H/S
"- Isn't that awesome? - Yo, we could trip all day on that."
V/H/S
"( Laughter ) Yeah."
V/H/S
"- Samantha: Oh, yeah. - You like that? Yeah?"
V/H/S
"Dream on. ( Laughter )"
V/H/S
"Joey... You're all gonna fuckin' die up here."
V/H/S
"What?"
V/H/S
"- Tell me you got that. - Nice!"
V/H/S
"That one skipped, like, 20 feet."
V/H/S
"Nice, dude!"
V/H/S
"I'm not getting in that fucking lake."
V/H/S
"- Yo, give me that. - You get this?"
V/H/S
"Spider: What's up, guys?"
V/H/S
"What up?"
V/H/S
"Spider: What are you guys doin'?"
V/H/S
"Samantha: Just fuckin' chillin'."
V/H/S
"Here, babe."
V/H/S
"Spider: Are you guys doing drugs?"
V/H/S
"( Samantha laughs )"
V/H/S
"What?"
V/H/S
"He fuckin' calls it drugs!"
V/H/S
"Wait, I gotta get this."
V/H/S
"No, oh, my God, Spider, the look on your face right now..."
V/H/S
"Are you guys doing drugs right now? Seriously."
V/H/S
"- No, seriously. - Spider, can I tell you something?"
V/H/S
"- Okay. - You're a fucking dweeb."
V/H/S
"Whatever. I don't-- I don't do drugs."
V/H/S
"How 'bout that? How's that sound?"
V/H/S
"Samantha: Spider, what's wrong? Why do you look so scared?"
V/H/S
"I'm... scared of getting the fear."
V/H/S
"The fear. You never heard of that?"
V/H/S
"( Joey and Samantha chortling )"
V/H/S
"Don't laugh, don't laugh! I'm serious. The fear."
V/H/S
"You know, when you do too many drugs"
V/H/S
"and then you get, like, all freaked out and crazy?"
V/H/S
"Spider, there's no fucking such thing as the fear."
V/H/S
"Joey: Just take a hit, bro."
V/H/S
"Samantha: Take a fucking hit and chill out!"
V/H/S
"- I'll take a hit if you don't film it. - Promise."
V/H/S
"( Indistinct mischievous remark )"
V/H/S
"- Ahh. - No, no, no."
V/H/S
"You've got to, like, breathe it in--"
V/H/S
"- through my nose? - Breathe through your nose."
V/H/S
"Joey: That was huge, girls!"
V/H/S
"( Spider coughs, others laugh )"
V/H/S
"- Joey: Oh, man! - Spider: Oh, my God!"
V/H/S
"Joey: Fucker's gonna die!"
V/H/S
"( Spider coughing )"
V/H/S
"Spider: Fuck this. Can't take that."
V/H/S
"- Joey: Careful, bro! - I'm sorry! ( Laughs and coughs )"
V/H/S
"Oh, my God, my throat's on fire."
V/H/S
"Wendy, what the fuck were you saying before"
V/H/S
"about us all gettin' killed?"
V/H/S
"- Spider: Wait, what? - Samantha: When did she say that?"
V/H/S
"We were over by the mushroom tree."
V/H/S
"When we were standing over by the tree,"
V/H/S
"she was like, "you're all gonna fuckin' die!""
V/H/S
"Spider: What do you mean, like, here? Like, here-here?"
V/H/S
"Joey: Here?"
V/H/S
"- Did you guys not hear about this? - ...No."
V/H/S
"Why the fuck would I come to this lake"
V/H/S
Show more clips