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Clips from V/H/S

"( Far distant voice chattering )"
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"( Stephanie chuckles ) It's just a lady..."
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"Out there having a conversation on a cellphone,"
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"but it's so quiet that I can hear her"
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"even though she's about 50 yards away."
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"( Chuckles ) Oh, weird!"
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"I don't think I can get back up."
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"- Do you need help? - Maybe."
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"Can't quite find anything to grab on..."
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"( Audibly exerts ) Nice work."
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"- Thank you. - Thanks."
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"Sam: All right, so, babe, I'm thinking..."
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"That we could drive home on 40"
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"and spend the night in lake Havasu,"
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"and sort of break the trip up so it's not so brutal..."
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"Or..."
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"My new idea is we could go a little bit out of the way"
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"and spend the night in Vegas"
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"and still break the trip up, for the most part,"
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"but also have, like, one more day of... Fun."
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"I just really badly wanna play craps."
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"- Yeah? - Yeah."
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"I had so much fun playing craps last time,"
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"and I haven't done it since."
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"It's, like, the really fun game."
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"Real group participation game."
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"Well, whatever you want to do."
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"You-- you get to pick."
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"All right. That is definitely what I want to do."
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"I'm feeling lucky."
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"( Brochure thuds )"
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"Can I turn off the light?"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"( Air conditioner hums )"
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"( Snoring softly )"
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"( Snap )"
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"( Gurgling )"
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"( Gurgling )"
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"( Panting )"
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"( Gurgling )"
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"( Music playing on radio )"
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"Did you erase it?"
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"What the fuck was that?"
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"( Videocassettes clattering )"
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"What's so special about this tape, anyway?"
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"I don't know. ( Objects clatter )"
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"Maybe it's a tape of a senator"
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"fucking his daughter or something,"
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"and we're gonna use it for blackmail."
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"I don't know, as long as they pay us,"
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"but I'll tell you this, we're gonna make tapes--"
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"- copies of the tapes. - More money."
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"Can you not put that so close to my face?"
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"It's so annoying."
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"Wait a minute-- you go to this lake every year?"
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"- Yep. - By yourself?"
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"Wendy: Um... yeah."
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"But this year, I have you guys, so it's gonna be fun."
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"Samantha: What do you do, just, like,"
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"walk around the woods and play with yourself?"
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"( Overlapping reactions )"
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"If-- if that's what you do, can I play with Samantha?"
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"Samantha: Get it out--!"
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"Wendy: Guys, let's scare this guy."
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"- Where? - This guy over here."
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"Are you ready?"
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"Wait, wait, wait, what is he doing?"
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"( Car accelerates, horn honks )"
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"Shit!"
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"Oh, shit!"
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"Ho ho ho!"
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"You almost fuckin' killed that guy!"
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"Samantha: He was kind of cute, though."
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"- What? - He was."
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"You are-- you seriously want to fuck anything"
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"that has two legs with a third tripod in between."
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"I would never fuck you and I would never fuck you."
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"- Oh. - Take it back. Take it back."
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"- I might fuck you one day. - Yeah, what kind of guys are you into?"
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"I'd fuck me. Would you, Spider?"
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"- Fuck you? - Yeah."
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"Eh, probably."
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"Spider: I don't understand. You go to this lake every year."
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"It's just, like a tradition-type thing, or what's the deal?"
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"No, it's just fun, and not many people go up there,"
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"so we'll have the place to ourselves."
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"Spider: Wait, I'll get the door."
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"Samantha: It's good, right?"
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"Joey: I want to see you get it."
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"Wendy: Can I have a piece?"
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"Spider: I just got a piece for you!"
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"Because when you told me about this trip,"
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"you said it was just gonna be us girls,"
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"but now we're... Joey: Wait a minute."
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"Wait a minute."
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"I need to document this, okay?"
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"You told me, Wendy-- Wendy, my sweet--"
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"that this was just gonna be you and me,"
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"and now you've told her that it's gonna be"
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"all girls trip."
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"( Indistinct remark )"
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"Spider: I'm just glad I'm with some people and not alone."
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"Samantha: I don't want to hear a word about you jerking off."
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"Spider: I don't jerk off that much, but..."
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"- Not that much? - Come on!"
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"Spider: Is this it?"
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"Joey: I don't know. Is this it?"
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"Oh, okay, yeah. This is--"
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"( dramatically ) Ooh, dead end! Let's take the left!"
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"Really, Wendy?"
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"...to go, so fucking go, man."
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"I can't catch that thing."
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"Just get it."
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"You have your bowie knife, right?"
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"Oh! Get him, get him, get him, get him!"
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"Spider: Do you got him?"
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"- What is that? - It's a barracuda."
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"- A what? - A barracuda."
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"- That's a fish, you idiot! - It's a barracuda... Fly."
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"Oh, seriously?"
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