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Clips from Lucifer - Lucifer, Stay. Good Devil. (S01E01)

"and say something like, "Lucifer, stay."
Lucifer
"Good devil.""
Lucifer
"I'd rather keep my eye on you."
Lucifer
"♪ Tell me what you like ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ Tell me what you like ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ Tell me what you like ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ Tell me what you like... ♪"
Lucifer
"(paparazzi clamoring, cameras clicking)"
Lucifer
"LUCIFER: So how do you plan on catching our murderous protégé anyway?"
Lucifer
"Well, I was thinking, what if he never left"
Lucifer
"the scene of the crime?"
Lucifer
"What, and instead blended in with the other paparazzi"
Lucifer
"taking photos?"
Lucifer
"That's quite clever."
Lucifer
"Yeah, so if we recognize anyone"
Lucifer
"from the crash, it could be our guy."
Lucifer
"Right."
Lucifer
"LUCIFER: Are you okay?"
Lucifer
"I'm fine."
Lucifer
"Why?"
Lucifer
"Oh, Nick told you what happened, didn't he?"
Lucifer
"He did."
Lucifer
"Got to hear all about your wicked right hook."
Lucifer
"Oh, yeah."
Lucifer
"He also told me it was a low point for him."
Lucifer
"Which I believe, actually."
Lucifer
"Yeah, I think our dung beetle, of all things,"
Lucifer
"desires redemption for what he did to you."
Lucifer
"Yeah, well, he's not going about it the right way,"
Lucifer
"that's for sure."
Lucifer
"Yes, well, we all know"
Lucifer
"what the road to Hell is paved with, don't we?"
Lucifer
"Hello, hello, hello."
Lucifer
"There's a familiar face."
Lucifer
"CHLOE: Yeah, from the crime scene this morning."
Lucifer
"I remember him."
Lucifer
"And he's spectacularly creepy as well,"
Lucifer
"so that's a bonus."
Lucifer
"Hey, everybody, it's Chloe Decker!"
Lucifer
"Penelope Decker's daughter!"
Lucifer
"(paparazzi clamoring)"
Lucifer
"Chloe, look over here! CHLOE: Guys..."
Lucifer
"- Back off. - Chloe Decker!"
Lucifer
"- Hey, show me your boobs! - Hey, show us your boobs, Chloe!"
Lucifer
"Back off, you mouth-breathing scaven...!"
Lucifer
"Well, go on then, punch him!"
Lucifer
"Come on, let's punch them all!"
Lucifer
"It's not me anymore."
Lucifer
"Well, it's still very much me."
Lucifer
"You, Friar Tuck,"
Lucifer
"tell me, is this depravity really all you want out of life?"
Lucifer
"Hmm?"
Lucifer
"I want to win a Pulitzer for photography."
Lucifer
"Pulitzer?"
Lucifer
"Really? Do you hear that, chaps?"
Lucifer
"Yeah, they don't give out Pulitzers for nip slips."
Lucifer
"(paparazzi clamoring, cameras clicking)"
Lucifer
"(tires screeching)"
Lucifer
"- (sighs) - He's gone."
Lucifer
"(Chloe sighs)"
Lucifer
"(whispers): Oh, boy."
Lucifer
"It's not that bad, is it?"
Lucifer
"Trixie's classmates all have the Internet."
Lucifer
"One of them's gonna figure out that her mom is"
Lucifer
"the top story on their favorite gossip site."
Lucifer
"She's finally gonna find out about Hot Tub High School."
Lucifer
"Great."
Lucifer
"If it's any consolation, you look really good in it."
Lucifer
"Thanks."
Lucifer
"Why do I feel like you're cheering me up"
Lucifer
"for even worse news?"
Lucifer
"Nick's sticking to his story."
Lucifer
"It's an open- and-shut case,"
Lucifer
"but I can't help it if a rogue detective"
Lucifer
"won't leave well enough alone."
Lucifer
"Oh, you ran the plate number I gave you."
Lucifer
"Yes, ma'am, I did."
Lucifer
"It was registered to Nick-- one of his company cars."
Lucifer
"Like the one that ran Robbie off the road?"
Lucifer
"Exactly."
Lucifer
"Did a little more digging."
Lucifer
"Guy's name is Josh Bryant. He freelances for Nick."
Lucifer
"Thanks."
Lucifer
"Why are you doing this?"
Lucifer
"Because I think you're onto something."
Lucifer
"So go figure it out while I buy you some time."
Lucifer
"And... be careful."
Lucifer
"All right?"
Lucifer
"(camera clicking)"
Lucifer
"Oh, sorry. Did I ruin your creepy little moment?"
Lucifer
"I am so happy to see you."
Lucifer
"I felt so bad about what happened."
Lucifer
"I'm a huge fan."
Lucifer
"Hot Tub High School"
Lucifer
"was my favorite growing up."
Lucifer
"LUCIFER: Yes, we're really not interested"
Lucifer
"in your formative spank bank years, all right?"
Lucifer
"JOSH: I'm so sorry about what happened."
Lucifer
"I would've done something, but I'm not good with violence."
Lucifer
"(chuckles) Mm."
Lucifer
"Well, lucky for us, we found you anyhow."
Lucifer
"You were looking for me? Why?"
Lucifer
"Because she wants justice for Robbie Russell Jr."
Lucifer
"What is it you want, Josh?"
Lucifer
"Hmm?"
Lucifer
"To be first."
Lucifer
"To always be first."
Lucifer
"Really?"
Lucifer
"What, did Nick teach you that?"
Lucifer
"To be first?"
Lucifer
"Yeah. I learned a lot working for him."
Lucifer
"He's my idol."
Lucifer
"He's the best pap out there."
Lucifer
"So you took photos of your idol being arrested for murder?"
Lucifer
"I didn't know what else to do."
Lucifer
"Other than what Nick would've done."
Lucifer
"Which is to be first, no matter what."
Lucifer
"Of course."
Lucifer
"Just a second."
Lucifer