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Clips from Lucifer - Lucifer, Stay. Good Devil. (S01E01)

"Right. Well, that's done. (car engine starts)"
Lucifer
"(sighs) No."
Lucifer
"If Nick's covering for someone,"
Lucifer
"that means the real murderer is still out there."
Lucifer
"Yes, plenty of murderers are out there, Detective."
Lucifer
"You heard the man. He deserves the punishment."
Lucifer
"At least he's getting it."
Lucifer
"But that's not enough for you, is it?"
Lucifer
"You hate that dung beetle."
Lucifer
"Are you really gonna try and prove his innocence?"
Lucifer
"I'm gonna find out who really killed this kid."
Lucifer
"(gasps) So that's a yes."
Lucifer
"Wow, aren't you full of surprises."
Lucifer
"Well, where do we begin?"
Lucifer
"♪♪"
Lucifer
"(indistinct police radio chatter, camera clicking)"
Lucifer
"You think Nick Hofmeister is innocent? You?"
Lucifer
"He confessed, Dan."
Lucifer
"Nick wouldn't confess to a parking ticket,"
Lucifer
"let alone a murder."
Lucifer
"It just sounded like"
Lucifer
"- he was covering for someone. - So wait."
Lucifer
"First he confessed, then he told you he didn't do it?"
Lucifer
"Well, he didn't want to."
Lucifer
"You know, Lucifer, um... ...made him."
Lucifer
"Do I even want to know what that means?"
Lucifer
"Look, he was about to tell us more"
Lucifer
"before you came and took him away, Dan."
Lucifer
"You know what, his car is at the scene."
Lucifer
"He confessed. I know."
Lucifer
"Is this the fight that you want to pick?"
Lucifer
"Just promise me you'll look into it."
Lucifer
"I'll do my job."
Lucifer
"Go home."
Lucifer
"Okay."
Lucifer
"And take your weird club-owner sidekick with you"
Lucifer
"- before I arrest him. - For what?"
Lucifer
"Let's start with smoking pot at a crime scene."
Lucifer
"Uh, sorry, do you want a hit?"
Lucifer
"N-No."
Lucifer
"It's "puff, puff, pass," not "puff, puff, stomp angrily.""
Lucifer
"You brought pot to a crime scene?"
Lucifer
"I most certainly did not."
Lucifer
"I found it here."
Lucifer
"You found it?"
Lucifer
"You found it here at a crime scene?"
Lucifer
"Yes, in the dung beetle's car."
Lucifer
"You smoked evidence?"
Lucifer
"Well, it would've gone to waste otherwise."
Lucifer
"That's really good stuff you just ground under your heel."
Lucifer
"Wow."
Lucifer
"Any sign he'd recently lit up?"
Lucifer
"Well, there was a... a roach from another joint,"
Lucifer
"freshly smoked."
Lucifer
"Nick's pupils weren't dilated."
Lucifer
"He didn't seem high."
Lucifer
"Maybe he wasn't alone. Where's the roach?"
Lucifer
"Well, I added it to my joint."
Lucifer
"(sighs)"
Lucifer
"Well, it's the best part."
Lucifer
"So our only evidence is currently in your lungs?"
Lucifer
"Uh, you really wanted to say "up in smoke" then, didn't you?"
Lucifer
"No. No, I most definitely did not."
Lucifer
"Right, so what should we do now?"
Lucifer
"I mean, we could head back to Lux."
Lucifer
"I'm sure there's some stragglers"
Lucifer
"we could get into trouble with, huh?"
Lucifer
"I'm good, thanks."
Lucifer
"More for me, then."
Lucifer
"♪♪"
Lucifer
"(sighs)"
Lucifer
"♪ Well, the Devil got my number ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ And the Devil got my size ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ And the Devil got my head and the Devil got my eyes ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ I'm a-tryin' hard to get up lest he make it to my heart ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ 'Cause I wanna make it back from the dark, dark, dark... ♪"
Lucifer
"Hello, old friend."
Lucifer
"(sighs)"
Lucifer
"Bloody hell."
Lucifer
"Brother, I'm disappointed in you."
Lucifer
"What?"
Lucifer
"It's called a devil's threesome for a reason."
Lucifer
"You were once the brightest of"
Lucifer
"all of God's angels, Lucifer."
Lucifer
"And now, look at you."
Lucifer
"Look, if you've come to lecture me,"
Lucifer
"can you just save it for later?"
Lucifer
"I'm annoyingly sober right now,"
Lucifer
"and it takes ages to pour a drink when you're around."
Lucifer
"Actually, I'm here with an offer."
Lucifer
"Really?"
Lucifer
"Go back to Hell, Lucifer,"
Lucifer
"and I will speak to Father."
Lucifer
"You're scared, aren't you?"
Lucifer
"That if I don't go back to Hell,"
Lucifer
"you're gonna have to take over."
Lucifer
"Oh, that would never happen."
Lucifer
"Oh, no, no, I mean, it's not like God sent his favorite son"
Lucifer
"to reign over Hell before, is it?"
Lucifer
"Oh, wait, sorry."
Lucifer
"Forgot."
Lucifer
"So you can take your ultimatum"
Lucifer
"and shove it up your feathered hole."
Lucifer
"You can't see it yet, can you?"
Lucifer
"What's that?"
Lucifer
"You saved a human life, Luci."
Lucifer
"And not for any selfish reasons."
Lucifer
"No, you did it simply because you cared about that detective."
Lucifer
"(scoffs, laughs)"
Lucifer
"Your time here on Earth is affecting you, dear brother."
Lucifer
"You're changing."
Lucifer
"My life is change."
Lucifer
""The same thing over and over," that's your boring motto."
Lucifer
"True, but usually you're the one controlling the change."
Lucifer
"This time, you're not."
Lucifer
"Now, does that scare you?"
Lucifer
"Because it should."
Lucifer
"You know, I am tired of your dire warnings, all right?"
Lucifer
"So just go rattle your saber in someone else's face."
Lucifer
"You think about my offer."
Lucifer
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