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Clips from Family Guy - Meg Goes to College (S19E19)

"- Weet up. - Hyai."
Family Guy
"Are you interested in pledging for Alpha Delta Pi?"
Family Guy
"Yeah! I hear you guys throw all the best parties."
Family Guy
"Well, we've been waiting for you all summer,"
Family Guy
"and we're so glad you're finally here."
Family Guy
"GIRLS Boom, boom, I wanna go A D Pi..."
Family Guy
"Meg, you gotta get me out of here."
Family Guy
"These people are out of their minds."
Family Guy
"Do not go A D Pi, Meg. Do not join this thing."
Family Guy
"They don't let us out of the pile."
Family Guy
"They're so mean, Meg. They're so mean."
Family Guy
"I wanna go A D Pi, don't you?"
Family Guy
"Hey, Meg, I'm a hippie now, and I'm feeling the burn."
Family Guy
"- Bernie Sanders? - No, none of my hippie girlfriends shower,"
Family Guy
"and my crotch itches."
Family Guy
"You know, despite what we're doing here,"
Family Guy
"- I'm still your daughter. - Right, right."
Family Guy
"Hey, uh, would you sign this petition"
Family Guy
"to help save the spotted owl?"
Family Guy
"- Yeah, sure. - Awesome."
Family Guy
"You're our 50th signature."
Family Guy
"So what happens now?"
Family Guy
"Buck, wait!"
Family Guy
"‐ ‐Buck!"
Family Guy
"They got 50 signatures."
Family Guy
"That's 50 all right."
Family Guy
"Well, let's get back in the truck."
Family Guy
"You don't have to be afraid anymore."
Family Guy
"I'm still itchy."
Family Guy
"Dad, I'm holding the ladder!"
Family Guy
"There he is, the big dog. You ready to sweat?"
Family Guy
"Today we got legs, and I'm gonna tell you everything"
Family Guy
"I've ever watched on Netflix."
Family Guy
"Stewie, listen, I don't want you to take this the wrong way,"
Family Guy
"but I got a new trainer."
Family Guy
"New trainer? Who?"
Family Guy
"Doug? Ugh."
Family Guy
"That's right, Stewie, it's an ugh‐Doug moment."
Family Guy
"No hard feelings."
Family Guy
"I think Brian here just wants to rev up"
Family Guy
"- to a higher octane. - See you around, Stewie."
Family Guy
"So it might take me a little longer to train you, Brian."
Family Guy
"You're going to have to unlearn everything Stewie taught you."
Family Guy
"Fortunately, that was almost nothing."
Family Guy
"Oh, man."
Family Guy
"Heads up."
Family Guy
"Ow! Dad, what the hell?"
Family Guy
"Did you join a frat?"
Family Guy
"I tried to, but I got the letters mixed up"
Family Guy
"and joined a fart."
Family Guy
"Hey, everyone, I'm in college, but here's a test for you."
Family Guy
"We just gave you the easiest joke setup"
Family Guy
"in Family Guy Peter joins a fart house."
Family Guy
"Is the correct punchline A?"
Family Guy
"B?"
Family Guy
"Or C?"
Family Guy
"Good luck to you. And now back to our story."
Family Guy
"Hey, ladies, toga farty tonight at I Delta PU."
Family Guy
"- Tell your friends. - Ew, no."
Family Guy
"Heh, they all say that."
Family Guy
"- Hey, what are you reading? - Boning up for an exam."
Family Guy
"I boned up yesterday when I walked into the girls' shower."
Family Guy
"Dad, please!"
Family Guy
"Sorry, Meg, I've been smoking doobies all morning."
Family Guy
"Talk about higher education."
Family Guy
"That's it. I can't take this anymore."
Family Guy
"Dad, get out of here."
Family Guy
"What? This is what college is."
Family Guy
"How do you know? You're not even a student here."
Family Guy
"You're a total fraud."
Family Guy
"Me? You wouldn't even be here"
Family Guy
"if your mother and I didn't"
Family Guy
"- pay someone to get you in. - What?!"
Family Guy
"Yeah, your whole application was fake."
Family Guy
"Meg, is this true?"
Family Guy
"What? No, of course not, Dean Nearby."
Family Guy
"Well, if it is, you're going to be suspended."
Family Guy
"Oh, no."
Family Guy
"Well, that weekend on the Cape"
Family Guy
"with Principal Shepherd was a waste."
Family Guy
"I know I said I wouldn't get clingy,"
Family Guy
"but when can I see you again?"
Family Guy
"I can't believe they suspended Meg."
Family Guy
"Suspended Meg? Peter, you and I could be going to jail."
Family Guy
"I can't go to jail. Me and my fart brothers"
Family Guy
"are supposed to streak the quad later."
Family Guy
"Now stop that. You're not in"
Family Guy
"whatever you think college is anymore."
Family Guy
"I can't believe you two did this to me."
Family Guy
"Maybe if you believed in me,"
Family Guy
"none of this would have happened."
Family Guy
"Meg, honey, nobody wanted you out of this house"
Family Guy
"more than we did."
Family Guy
"You know, maybe there's a way"
Family Guy
"none of you gets in trouble."
Family Guy
"What are you talking about?"
Family Guy
"Well, you said you can do"
Family Guy
"all those things on your application."
Family Guy
"If you show you actually can do those things,"
Family Guy
"you're all in the clear."
Family Guy
"And then I can get back to"
Family Guy
"hustling drunk women upstairs"
Family Guy
"with Tobin and Squee."
Family Guy
"Well, I better get to work, then."
Family Guy
"But I seriously doubt that I'll be able to pull this off."
Family Guy
"Hey, come on. Anything's possible."
Family Guy
"Like when that Starbucks cup made it onto Game of Thrones."
Family Guy
"This is it. Here it comes, here it comes."
Family Guy
"- Hey! - Oh, my gosh. - That's so cool."
Family Guy
"I can't believe this. What's the Internet saying?"
Family Guy
"They‐they thought you were great."
Family Guy
"Okay, Brian, this many."
Family Guy
"‐ ‐This many."
Family Guy
"Come on, Brian, you can do it."
Family Guy
"And that's as many as I know. Good job, Brian."
Family Guy
"Hey, Stewie, congratulate your friend."
Family Guy
"He just did this many sit‐ups."
Family Guy
"What? There's nothing after that."
Family Guy
"- That's as high as it goes. - Yep."
Family Guy
"Are you crazy, pushing him that hard?"
Family Guy
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