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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Opening Night Excitation (S09E09)

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"Guys, tickets already went on sale! What?!"
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"They're not supposed to be available yet."
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"I don't know what to tell you, but they're on sale!"
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"What? Wait. You're sure they're Star Wars tickets?"
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"No, it's Steel Magnolias 2: Even Steelier."
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"The Web site's frozen. I can't get in!"
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"- Yeah, me, too. - Same here!"
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"Guys, they're gonna sell out! What are we gonna do?!"
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"All right, this goes against everything I stand for,"
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"but desperate times call for desperate measures."
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"Lord..."
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"This is Sheldon Cooper."
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"You're good friends with my mom."
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"I know I've spent my life denying that you exist."
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"Got 'em! And I will continue to do so!"
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"♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪"
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"♪ Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! ♪"
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"♪ The Earth began to cool ♪"
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"♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪"
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"♪ We built the Wall ♪ ♪ We built the pyramids ♪"
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"♪ Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery ♪"
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"♪ That all started with a big bang ♪"
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"♪ Bang! ♪"
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"I'm really happy you and Amy are back together."
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"Oh, thank you."
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"I'm also really happy, but I can't pretend it's for you."
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"New Star Wars in three days!"
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"Hey, Thursday can't get here soon enough."
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"I'm taking off work to watch the original trilogy"
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"while I eat enough Star Wars cereal to choke a Wookiee."
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"Uh, sweetie, you do realize Thursday is Amy's birthday."
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"And you do realize I bought my ticket"
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"when Amy and I were broken up?"
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"I hope you didn't need anything in that case,"
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"'cause it's closed."
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"You guys just got back together."
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"You might not want to ditch her on her birthday."
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"I think Penny has a point. You can see it another day."
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"But someone might spoil the movie."
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"No one can spoil Amy's birthday for me."
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"Surprise! She's even older."
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"Who saw that coming?"
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"Oh, that's nice."
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"Put that on her cake."
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"Oh, great. This again."
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"Arthur, what brings you back?"
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"Uh, beats me. I-I just..."
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"hope this isn't a-a sex dream."
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"In the past, you've come to me"
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"when I'm struggling with a dilemma."
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"And-and the one time where... where you were afraid,"
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"and you needed me for... for a night light."
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"What's-what's troubling you?"
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"Well..."
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"my friends are telling me"
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"I shouldn't abandon my girlfriend on her birthday"
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"to see the new Star Wars movie."
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"Well, sounds right."
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"Can... can I get out of this..."
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"muumuu now?"
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"Those are the robes of the Jedi,"
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"the guardians of peace and justice in the galaxy."
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"And they... they-they don't wear underwear."
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"So, you agree with my friends"
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"that I should skip the premiere?"
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"Uh, do... do you love this girl?"
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"Yes."
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"But she knows how important Star Wars is to me."
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"Well, maybe you should show her how..."
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"how important she is to you."
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"By seeing the movie she'd want me to see?"
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"Sheldon, you-you can see this movie whenever you want."
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"But you only have a limited number of days"
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"that you-you can be with this woman."
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"Be with her."
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"You're right."
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"Great."
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"Where are you going?"
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"I don't know, but hopefully, somewhere I can wear pants."
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"Sheldon, what's wrong?"
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"I wanted to let you know I'll be spending your birthday with you."
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"Okay."
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"See, I-I had tickets to the Star Wars premiere that night,"
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"but Professor Proton came to me in a dream dressed as"
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"Obi-Wan Kenobi and convinced me I should be with you."
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"Obi-what?"
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"I'll-I'll let you get back to sleep now. Good night."
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"Okay. Good night. Wait."
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"Um, Sheldon,"
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"were you actually not gonna spend my birthday with me?"
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"It's late. Got to go. Bye."
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"Good for Sheldon deciding"
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"to stay with Amy on her birthday. I know."
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"It's still gonna be weird to see the movie without him."
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"Well, we could wait a couple days and see it together."
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"Hello."
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"Hey. We're going to the comic book store. You want to come?"
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"No, I can't."
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"I need to make preparations for Amy's birthday."
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"Which leads me"
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"to the following bit of business."
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"This is my ticket to Star Wars."
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"I don't have to tell you it is worth far more"
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"than its face value of $15.50."
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"I trust you'll give it to someone worthy."
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"You got it."
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"Well, Penny might want to join us."
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"This is my ticket to Star Wars."
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"Penny."
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"Penny?"
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"Penny?"
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"What happens if I say, “Come in”?"
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"Well, find out."
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"Come in!"
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"Bernadette?"
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"Bernadette? Bernadette?"
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"Come in!"
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"Keep it up."
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"I got nowhere else to be."
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