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Clips from Central Park - Squirrel, Interrupted (S01E01)

"Those fools and frauds and failures Ought to kneel"
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"Before a real big deal"
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"And you, dearest cousin With your blockhead face"
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"Burning through your money Like a human fireplace"
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"Big deal"
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"Ahoy, Captain Crunch If I could have a word"
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"Why you gotta dress up Like you're Thurston Howell III?"
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"Big deal"
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"I just wanna scream"
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"Desecrate their hallowed halls"
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"Take one for the team And kick them in their bocce balls"
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"I'll sign, initial, notarize, and seal"
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"What is a real big deal"
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"Bitsy. Why are you standing so far away? Oh, no. You're just small."
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"Hmm. At least my spine goes in the right direction."
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"You're like a human question mark."
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"Next year you'll be able to tie your shoes with your teeth."
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"-I'm still taller than you. -You're not!"
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"-Hair doesn't count. -My head goes all the way up."
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"You never usually come to these things."
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"Are you here to ask for money like all these other bloodsuckers?"
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"First of all, no. And second of all, do you mean Father's money,"
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"that you sit on top of like a disgusting little dragon?"
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"I control the trust. It's my money."
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"How much do you need? So I can pretend to consider it and then say no."
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"You reanimated mummy. I'm the one who inherited a moldy money pit of a hotel"
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"and turned it into a multimillion dollar business without help from anyone."
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"Meanwhile, you haven't made a dime in your life that wasn't interest."
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"You're like a Roth IRA, but less fun."
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"Excuse me. I have to go drink this whole thing before I talk to you anymore."
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"See you in five minutes."
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"-Cole! -Enrique! Happy Squavenger Hunt day."
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"Hey, Enrique from school, I think. Is your dad doing the hunt too?"
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"Uh, he says he's not much of a scavenger guy."
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"More of a sitter and reader, but, like, in a supportive way."
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"Hope it won't be awkward"
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"if there's some super intense father-son bonding going on between me and my dad."
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"No, no. Me and my dad are doing that too."
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"Oh, good. Yeah. Good."
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"Hello, Nut Nuts!"
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"Welcome to The Squirrel Quarrels Squavenger Hunt!"
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"All of you are on a mission"
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"to gather these six mystical talismans of the Moss Moon."
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"-What's a Moss Moon? -Shh! It's the rarest of moons."
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"The wooden sword, the quill, the mud-dallion,"
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"the three magical acorns, the leafy headband and the eye patch."
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"-Sounds like my date night outfit. -Shh!"
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"There are clues hidden throughout the park to lead you to the talismans."
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"The first three participants to reach the Squirrel General's tent with all six"
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"will get to dine with me, Kelleth Vanbeaceler,"
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"-on acorn cake and leaf juice. -Yay!"
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"Sweet, sweet leaf juice."
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"Hey, Cole? No matter who wins, let's stay friends."
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"-But if you win, I hate you. -Squirrel, please."
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"And three, two, one! Open your first clue."
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"-Good luck! Not really! -Same to you!"
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""In The Songs of Teeth and Twigs,"
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"Sharpclaw defeated the Skunk Army"
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"at the last human fountain to be added to Central Park."
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"That's where you'll find your first talisman.""
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"Oh, I know this. May not be 100% fair"
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"that you're doing this with the manager of Central Park."
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"-The Sophie Loeb Fountain. Right, Dad? -That one is actually pretty old."
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"The Untermyer Fountain in the Conservatory Garden"
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"was the last one to be added to the park."
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"That's ridiculous, Dad. That's Stripetail territory."
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"Sharpclaw would never go there."
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"Okay, okay. I'll follow your lead. Oh, we're running. Uh-oh! Uh, oh."
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"I guess I'm really doing this."
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"A game of chess with someone who didn't give birth to me."
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"-That you know of. -What?"
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"Sorry, just nervous. Not about you playing."
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"You're great. I'm just-- I'm nervous I didn't put deodorant on."
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"Well, we talked about that."
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"I lost. Chess was all I had. I never should've come here."
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"Oh, God."
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"-Uh, what about that kid? -Yeah, sure. I'll warm up on him."
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"Or only play him. Your choice."
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"Maybe just hang back if we're not doing the overbearing mother thing."
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"-Are we not doing that? -Yes. Let's try it without."
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"Hey, so, are you waiting to play someone or just, um, waiting?"
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"Probably not that."
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"That would be a weird place to sit, with chess pieces and not play."
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"-What I'm asking is, do you wanna play? -Whoa. That is a lot of words."
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"-I know. Definitely too many. I'm Molly. -I'm Danny."
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"You sure you wanna play?"
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"I'm worried you might be working through some stuff"
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"and you won't be able to concentrate."
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"No, this is how many words I normally say."
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"This is me at my healthiest. Should we play?"
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"-Chess we should. -Ooh, now I don't wanna."
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"I'm kidding. I do."
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"-That probably didn't feel great. -It didn't. But it did set me up for this."
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"-Dang it. -Checkmate."
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"-Wait, no. That's not-- Whoa, it is. -Yeah, that's checkmate."
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"Yes! Stranger-Daughter Blood Match champion! Drink the blood!"
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"Do you know that lady over there?"
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"That's my mom. That's kind of our family chess chant."
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"It's... catchy? Should we play again?"
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"I'll try to think of some weird, scary thing to scream when I win."
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"Don't think too hard, 'cause it's not happening. And also, checkmate."
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"-What? -Just kidding."
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"-We haven't set up the board. -Right, right."
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"They look like they're having fun, right? Well, most of them are."
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"The problem for Owen on this fine Saturday afternoon"
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"is that the Squavenger Hunt has been slowly driving him crazy,"
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"which is pronounced "squazy.""
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"And even worse, Owen has been driving Cole "squazy.""
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"There he is. The next talisman. The wooden sword."
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"I don't get it. The clue said the arch is on the west side,"
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"but we're here on the east side."
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"I mean, this author is kinda loose with the facts."
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"Dad, you're doing it again. Besides, west, east, is there really a difference?"
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"I mean, yes."
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"Also, it says King Greyfur started the Battle of the Arch,"
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"but the last clue said he was a peaceful king."
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"Yeah, Dad, he was. Until he ate the Seed of Evil."
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"I don't know why he did it. I'm sure he had his reasons."
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"Anyway, can we just go to the next talisman?"
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"So, Owen kept doing "that thing,""
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