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Clips from Monty Python's Flying Circus - Untitled (S01E01)

"Is to fix a sponsor for the big jump."
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"And who is the sponsor?"
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"The chippenham brick company."
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"They pay all the bills, in return for which"
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"Ron will be carrying half a hundredweight of their bricks."
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"I see."
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"Well, it looks as if ron is ready now."
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"He's got the bricks."
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"He's had his passport checked and he's all set to go."
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"And he's off on the first-ever cross-channel jump."
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"Will ron be trying the cross-channel jump again soon?"
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"No, no, I'm taking him off the jumps"
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"Because I've got something lined up for ron next week"
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"That I think is very much more up his street."
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"What's that?"
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"Ron is going to eat chichester cathedral."
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"Well, there he goes, ron obvious of neaps end"
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"In an attempt which could make him"
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"The first man ever to eat an entire anglican cathedral."
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"Well, uh, I think, david"
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"This is something"
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"Which ron and i are really keen on."
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"Ron is going to tunnel"
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"From godalming here to java here."
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"Java."
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"Yeah, I personally think this is going to make ron"
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"A household name overnight."
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"And how far has he got?"
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"Well, he's quite far now, dave,"
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"Uh, well on the way."
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"Well on the way, yeah."
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"Well, where is he, exactly?"
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"Yeah."
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"Where?"
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"Oh, well, um, you know"
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"It's difficult to say, exactly."
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"He's, you know, in the area"
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"Of, um..."
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"Ron, how far have you got?"
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"Oh, about two foot, six, mr. vercotti."
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"Yeah, well, keep digging, lad, keep digging."
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"Mr. vercotti, are you sure there isn't a spade?"
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"Uh, mr. vercotti, what do you say to people"
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"Who accuse you of exploiting ron"
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"For your own purposes?"
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"Well, that's totally untrue, david."
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"Ever since I left sicily"
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"I've been trying to do the best for ron."
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"I know what ron wants to do"
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"I believe in him"
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"And I'm just trying to create"
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"The opportunities for ron"
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"To do the kind of things he wants to do."
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"And what's he going to do today?"
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"He's going to split a railway carriage"
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"With his nose."
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"The only difficult bit for ron"
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"Is getting out of earth's atmosphere."
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"Once he's in orbit, he'll be able to run straight to mercury."
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"I am now extremely hopeful"
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"That ron will break the world record"
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"For remaining underground."
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"He's a wonderful boy, this"
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"And he's got this really enormous talent"
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"This really huge talent."
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"That's a bit sad, isn't it?"
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"Shh, it's satire."
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"No, it isn't, it's just zany madcap humor."
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"Oh, is it?"
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"Good morning, I'd like to buy a cat."
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"Certainly, sir."
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"Got a lovely terrier."
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"No, I want a cat, really."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"How about that?"
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"Well, that's the terrier."
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"Well, it's as near as dammit."
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"Well, what do you mean?-- I want a cat."
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"Listen, tell you what."
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"I'll file his legs down a bit, take his snout off"
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"Stick a few wires through his cheeks"
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"There you are, lovely pussycat."
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"It's not a proper cat."
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"What do you mean?"
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"He wouldn't meow."
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"Well, it would howl a bit."
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"No, no, no, no."
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"Have you got a parrot?"
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"I'm afraid not, actually, guv, we're fresh out of parrots."
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"Tell you what, though, I'll lop its back legs off, make good"
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"Strip the fur, stick a couple of wings on"
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"And staple on a beak of your own choice."
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"No problem, lovely parrot."
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"How long would that take?"
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"Oh, let me see"
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"Stripping the fur off, no legs..."
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"Harry?"
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"Yeah."
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"Can you do a parrot job on this, uh"
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"Can you do a parrot job on this terrier straight away?"
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"No, I'm still putting a tuck in the airedale"
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"And then I've got the frogs to let out."
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"Friday?"
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"No, I need it for tomorrow; it's a present."
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"Oh, dear, it's a long job, you see, parrot conversion."
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"Uh, tell you what, though, for free"
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"Terriers make lovely fish."
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"I mean, I would do that for you straight away."
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"Legs off, fins on, stick a little pipe"
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"Through the back of its neck"
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"So he can breathe"
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"A bit of gold paint. make good."
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"You'd need a very big tank."
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"It's a great conversation piece."
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"Yeah, all right, all right."
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"But... only if I can watch."
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"Oh, I thought that was a bit predictable."
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"It's been done before."
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"Yeah, we did it for caesar's christmas show."
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"No, you didn't."
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